DOMINATIIIION
OK. so this weekend...by far....well ok it seems that whenever ONE particular thing happens, the weekend is super awesome., and what that boils down to is, when Me Pete and Stevie hangout together, which is what we did this weekend. Last time we dominated Boston. This time we dominated a small town in Maine, called Farmington.
So like I was saying. Friday night i went to pete's cuz the cheese was gonna be there...so thats why we didnt leave for maine friday nght...cuz..The Cheese is awesome...obviously. So anyway... After some deliberating....me and pete get hammered...nothing big...then hit the bed
Saturday, we leave for Maine, i was supposed to work, but told them on tuesday that i was gonna be calling in...no biggy...but it was....i never called in..OOOPS my bad., We get to Stevies, after Pete, we were starving mind you, would NOT settle for BK "no! i really want Mcdonald's!!" so...after about an extra hour of waiting for a McD's we eat, and head back on the road to stevie's where Pete continued to say 'ooooh we should eat there' after EVERY food establishment.
After a phone call and dealing with the awesome cell service there we get the final directions (cuz pete left the paper copy at home) we finally get to stevie's. We go inside. We plan the night....and we go get alchohol, which included a mini keg, and a 12 of Canadian. Then we went to Stevies work...which was pretty awesome, with the most comfy chairs ever...and they were WOOD...friggan amazing. After that we went back to the apt. and made some spagetti. I made extra for me...cuz i was super hungry. Then we made a few pirate cokes..and read some ridiculous stuff where pretty much 10 guys pretended to be a chick to fuck with this kid who lived down the hall. ...Then we broke out the poker, played a few hands. Then stevie's Friend Tom shows up..which from this moment on i will refer to as The Rookie. So...after the last hand of poker. we setup a table in the living room. Put on RUPH which if you dont have is amazing, since me pete and nate made it. and began the Power Hour. This was The Rookie's first one. so...it was good...minus the part of him puking for an hour, he made it through tho...
After Tom left with Emo boy and his girlfriend who shouldnt be his g/f....we went to hit up the night life...which...i dont even know how to explain it...the bar we went to was crazy. it was actually decent sized...but the dance floor....was covered in a layer of goop that was sticky as hell. i felt like i was gonna lose a shoe. The patrons...WOOO...there was this old lady that Stevie was reaaallly trying to get me to hookup with...who was all leathery...so i was like 'uuuh no..leave Leather Face over there' and there was another girl who was sorta cute and i did the whole 'smile hi' thing...when she smiled back....all 3 of her teeth said hi back...and that was where i was like...yup..just gonna not talk to anyone then. So we did that. Also almost got into 2 fights...well not really almost..but i was ready to. the first time...this dude wouldnt leave this girl alone...she was like walking all over the dance floor (almost losing shoes) trying to get away from this dude...soooo being the nice guy that i am...i did the whole cut infront of him and her...aka...i pretty much pried him off her with my arm via 'cut through the middle' technique. and i was like 'hey..ya know..i saw him being a dick...so im helping you out' and she was like 'yea. thanks but i cant dance with you either' and at this point i was like...what the fuck gap toothed lady?!?! im helping you out and you wont even dance with me..if i wanted...wtf? but i replied with 'thats fine..i just dont want that dude being gay' so then the dude comes back and i was like 'dude...obviously she doesnt want anything to do with you...just go away' and after staring me down for about 10 seconds , i fully turned towards him and said...no dude...seriously...and he left...and the bitch didnt even thank me....anyway..the next time This dude spilled beer on me and stevie..and tried to blame it on a girl...wtf?!?! so i was waiting for stevie to get up and for something to happen before i went into action..but nothing happened...shame...
so anyway...this girl who when i first met her...her 'hello' was 'ooooh yer pretty' and said that to pete too..and then was like in pete's lap the whole night...not literally..but she wanted his shit...after the night was over...we left and she followed us back to stevies. She fell asleep on the futon..which i called...but she was passed out on the other side so it was ok.....but we were just making fun of her the whole time before bed..it was awesome.
so morning came...super hungover...hadnt taken a dump in like 2 days....started the morning with a cannon boom in stevies toilet...which i instantly got comments on like 'hooolllly shit' which i could only reply with 'yup' haha, so around 4 we headed back to NH...awwww
that was the weekend of Domination. It was amazing.....it shall happen again.
So like I was saying. Friday night i went to pete's cuz the cheese was gonna be there...so thats why we didnt leave for maine friday nght...cuz..The Cheese is awesome...obviously. So anyway... After some deliberating....me and pete get hammered...nothing big...then hit the bed
Saturday, we leave for Maine, i was supposed to work, but told them on tuesday that i was gonna be calling in...no biggy...but it was....i never called in..OOOPS my bad., We get to Stevies, after Pete, we were starving mind you, would NOT settle for BK "no! i really want Mcdonald's!!" so...after about an extra hour of waiting for a McD's we eat, and head back on the road to stevie's where Pete continued to say 'ooooh we should eat there' after EVERY food establishment.
After a phone call and dealing with the awesome cell service there we get the final directions (cuz pete left the paper copy at home) we finally get to stevie's. We go inside. We plan the night....and we go get alchohol, which included a mini keg, and a 12 of Canadian. Then we went to Stevies work...which was pretty awesome, with the most comfy chairs ever...and they were WOOD...friggan amazing. After that we went back to the apt. and made some spagetti. I made extra for me...cuz i was super hungry. Then we made a few pirate cokes..and read some ridiculous stuff where pretty much 10 guys pretended to be a chick to fuck with this kid who lived down the hall. ...Then we broke out the poker, played a few hands. Then stevie's Friend Tom shows up..which from this moment on i will refer to as The Rookie. So...after the last hand of poker. we setup a table in the living room. Put on RUPH which if you dont have is amazing, since me pete and nate made it. and began the Power Hour. This was The Rookie's first one. so...it was good...minus the part of him puking for an hour, he made it through tho...
After Tom left with Emo boy and his girlfriend who shouldnt be his g/f....we went to hit up the night life...which...i dont even know how to explain it...the bar we went to was crazy. it was actually decent sized...but the dance floor....was covered in a layer of goop that was sticky as hell. i felt like i was gonna lose a shoe. The patrons...WOOO...there was this old lady that Stevie was reaaallly trying to get me to hookup with...who was all leathery...so i was like 'uuuh no..leave Leather Face over there' and there was another girl who was sorta cute and i did the whole 'smile hi' thing...when she smiled back....all 3 of her teeth said hi back...and that was where i was like...yup..just gonna not talk to anyone then. So we did that. Also almost got into 2 fights...well not really almost..but i was ready to. the first time...this dude wouldnt leave this girl alone...she was like walking all over the dance floor (almost losing shoes) trying to get away from this dude...soooo being the nice guy that i am...i did the whole cut infront of him and her...aka...i pretty much pried him off her with my arm via 'cut through the middle' technique. and i was like 'hey..ya know..i saw him being a dick...so im helping you out' and she was like 'yea. thanks but i cant dance with you either' and at this point i was like...what the fuck gap toothed lady?!?! im helping you out and you wont even dance with me..if i wanted...wtf? but i replied with 'thats fine..i just dont want that dude being gay' so then the dude comes back and i was like 'dude...obviously she doesnt want anything to do with you...just go away' and after staring me down for about 10 seconds , i fully turned towards him and said...no dude...seriously...and he left...and the bitch didnt even thank me....anyway..the next time This dude spilled beer on me and stevie..and tried to blame it on a girl...wtf?!?! so i was waiting for stevie to get up and for something to happen before i went into action..but nothing happened...shame...
so anyway...this girl who when i first met her...her 'hello' was 'ooooh yer pretty' and said that to pete too..and then was like in pete's lap the whole night...not literally..but she wanted his shit...after the night was over...we left and she followed us back to stevies. She fell asleep on the futon..which i called...but she was passed out on the other side so it was ok.....but we were just making fun of her the whole time before bed..it was awesome.
so morning came...super hungover...hadnt taken a dump in like 2 days....started the morning with a cannon boom in stevies toilet...which i instantly got comments on like 'hooolllly shit' which i could only reply with 'yup' haha, so around 4 we headed back to NH...awwww
that was the weekend of Domination. It was amazing.....it shall happen again.