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[namesofthegreat]

James Sirius is a complete and utter twat and it is completely and utterly his fault that Mum nearly killed us last night

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[prosnogger]

Is it really necessary to bring me into it as well?

[namesofthegreat]

You just happened to be there, Teddy.

[prosnogger]

Yes, but. I mean. You can prove James's immaturity in other ways, surely?

[namesofthegreat]

This way seemed fun. And accurate.

[prosnogger]

The whole world doesn't need to know that I snogged Victoire!

[slobberymongrel]

I already knew you snogged Victoire.

I dont know who she IS, exactly, but I assume you do.

[namesofthegreat]

Our cousin. Though it's less incestuous on Teddy's part.

[prosnogger]

It is not incestuous!

[namesofthegreat]

Not for you.

[slobberymongrel]

Er. Good on him, I suppose then.

[prosnogger]

Oh. I forgot that the world world read about it all at the same time.

Bill and Fleur's daughter. Don't really know what happened to her after we all graduated though.

[slobberymongrel]

Probably went on to procreate even more Weasleys.

[namesofthegreat]

It was hardly your fault. She is part veela.

[prosnogger]

Exactly. Exactly!

I got taken advantage of.