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[namesofthegreat]

This place is wicked. Well, the whole Mum-and-Dad-being-almost-our-age-and-not-together bit is off, but I got to meet Teddy's dad and Dad's godfather and Uncle Ron. Except, well, Uncle Ron's a bit young. And I've only met them all metaphorically. Or rather, just over the internet. But details, really

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[anotherjames]

...........

Jamesette?!

[namesofthegreat]

Jameserella sounded stupid.

[anotherjames]

Not the point. The POINT is that I'm not female!

Or should I start calling you Allison and see how you like it?

[namesofthegreat]

You don't have to be female to act like one, Jamesy.

People will just think you're a nutter. Which you are, but that's not the point.

[anotherjames]

I don't act like one either! I like my room just the way it is. I know where everything is, and that's what matters.

[namesofthegreat]

You probably have gnomes living in your room. Poor things. Sleeping with your socks.

[anotherjames]

I don't. I keep trying to tempt them in but they're stubborn buggers.

[namesofthegreat]

How would you know? They could've died under all of those piles of rubbish you call clothes.

[anotherjames]

Are you insulting my sense of style?

[namesofthegreat]

Always, big brother.

[anotherjames]

Right. That's horribly ironic, really.

[namesofthegreat]

Was that your subtle way of insulting mine?

[anotherjames]

Oh of course not, little brother.

[namesofthegreat]

You look so happy whilst lying.