Jokes I invented
Q: What was the zombie's favorite part of the cell?
A: The membraaannne....
Q: What was the dyslexic accountant's favorite state?
A: Texas
Q: What was the three-toed sloth's favorite deadly sin?
A: Sloth
Q: What did one dinosaur say to the other dinosaur?
A: Current archaeological data suggests that dinosaurs lacked speech
Q: How did Darth Vader know what Obi Wan Kenobi was getting for christmas?
A: He felt his presents.
Q: What did the grammatically impaired king-of-all-squirrels hide around his tree?
A: A-crowns
A large Italian slab of sandstone walks into an ice cream shop and says "Allo! I'd 'a like 'a scoop 'a mint chocolate chip, please." The guy behind the counter scoops some ice cream into a cone and hands it to the slab of sandstone saying "Ok, here you go! One scoop of igneous chocolate chip!" The slab looks at the ice cream and says "No! I said 'a mint!"
That is all.
A: The membraaannne....
Q: What was the dyslexic accountant's favorite state?
A: Texas
Q: What was the three-toed sloth's favorite deadly sin?
A: Sloth
Q: What did one dinosaur say to the other dinosaur?
A: Current archaeological data suggests that dinosaurs lacked speech
Q: How did Darth Vader know what Obi Wan Kenobi was getting for christmas?
A: He felt his presents.
Q: What did the grammatically impaired king-of-all-squirrels hide around his tree?
A: A-crowns
A large Italian slab of sandstone walks into an ice cream shop and says "Allo! I'd 'a like 'a scoop 'a mint chocolate chip, please." The guy behind the counter scoops some ice cream into a cone and hands it to the slab of sandstone saying "Ok, here you go! One scoop of igneous chocolate chip!" The slab looks at the ice cream and says "No! I said 'a mint!"
That is all.