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I just invented another joke!
A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says "why the long face?" The horse says, "My wife is cheating on me."
Get it? cause horses don't get married!
Here are some other jokes I invented which I copied from a way-back-in-the-day entry
Q: Why did Jesus cross the road?
A: Because he was a fucking joke!
Q: What do you call a monkey on your back?
A: Alcoholism!
Q: Whats the best thing about visiting the vatican?
A: Fucking the pope in his ass!
(this one's racist, I think. I like it because I have no fucking clue what it actually means)
Q: Whats the worst thing about Black People?
A: Their Skin!
(This one's more of a riddle)
Q: When is a car not a car?
A: Fuck You, Thats when!
Three guys walk into a bar. The first guy orders a Gin Martini. The Second guy orders a Vodka Martini. The Last guy goes into an epileptic fit and swallows his tongue.
A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says "why the long face?" The horse says, "My wife is cheating on me."
Get it? cause horses don't get married!
Here are some other jokes I invented which I copied from a way-back-in-the-day entry
Q: Why did Jesus cross the road?
A: Because he was a fucking joke!
Q: What do you call a monkey on your back?
A: Alcoholism!
Q: Whats the best thing about visiting the vatican?
A: Fucking the pope in his ass!
(this one's racist, I think. I like it because I have no fucking clue what it actually means)
Q: Whats the worst thing about Black People?
A: Their Skin!
(This one's more of a riddle)
Q: When is a car not a car?
A: Fuck You, Thats when!
Three guys walk into a bar. The first guy orders a Gin Martini. The Second guy orders a Vodka Martini. The Last guy goes into an epileptic fit and swallows his tongue.