thank you

[namcopunk]

i would like to thank the academy for this oppurtunity to stand on stage in front of the whole world and say "fuck you, i'm better than you" (crowd boos). yes yes yes i know, it sucks to be you but let's face it...i rock. i rocked so hard that i was given a gold statue that resembles my penis---sword included--and paraded upon this stage by a hot

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[towerof]

and you would get a standing ovation from kristen

[atexandisplaced]

and stefani, as well.
i might even throw my bra on stage for ya...

[towerof]

im gonna throw stefani on stage.

shes what i wear in my intimate areas.

[atexandisplaced]

hot.

[namcopunk]

im gonna get my lady a steffi glick underwear set for easter or something. ya know---if i ever won something and people were gonna throw stuff on stage, i'd want it to be fish sticks.

[towerof]

id want money thrown at me... all stripper style

[towerof]

by the way... its not the underwear set... its the actual person.

[namcopunk]

i know--thats what i want. im okay with that, totally. it'll be great. and when she gets dirty, we just throw her in the washer and hope for the best.