Yes, really!!
So I'm currently being diddled out of £64 from my previous flat in water charges (despite the fact that I remember making 2 payments, before jobs went to the dogs, of £28). I'm pretty sure that my flate rate for the flat was about £200 and the same goes for my current property.
Before this fiasco, my bill was consolidated to £343 and I was told that I'd be put onto a payments scheme because I was on JSA. It would be taken out on the 29th of each month. So I didn't need to do anything, just sit back and everything will be fine....HA! Yeah right.
So after bouncing back and forth between UU [United Utilities] and their debt recovery people I was told that the consolidation was false, the JSA scheme HADN'T been sorted AT ALL, the computer is always right and I was an insignificant worm.
SHODAN??? You have SHODAN running your systems?? ahh shit.
ooooh hang on, I've found a letter with the words
AMENDED WATER BILL
hhhhmmmm, I wonder why I have one of those?
Oh wait, maybe it was because...
...
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I CONSOLIDATED BOTH OF MY BILLS!!!!!!
So, apparently they have Holly instead.
Wonderful.