CRAWLING DEMON SPAWN!!
I HATE ANTS!!
For the past week our house has been fucking infested.
It doesnt matter what we do to get rid of the little bastards they just keep coming back!
Me and Nat have disinfected the bench so many bloody times it's not funny ><
Today I got sick of it so we went to Safeway and bought some proper insect spray, not the cheap crap that just blows them around like a warm summer breeze.
You can tell the difference cause when you hit the little fucks with Mortein they burst into flames and scream in pain before turning to ash before your eyes!
....ok, maybe not, but close to it XD
Oh yeah, can anyone else from Aussie say redback?
While I was spraying a ton of Mortein onto one of the cracks that they enter the house through I noticed a little black spider with a red ass sitting in an upturned chair we had in our garage.
It was actually quite cute, but given what it was I figured it best to blast the shit out of it too.
The ants might not bug me so much if not for Tony's reaction.
"Oh, you'll just have to mop up the floor and everything, there must still be something around attracting them."
....*twitchu*....yeah, no, wrong.
First of all they dont need to be attracted by anything.
If they find something then they will stick to it, but they are natural explorers, there doesnt need to be anything out to bring them around.
Second, if there is anything out it's because of YOU!
You drop shit on the floor and dont clean it up.
You make sandwiches on the bench, without using a plate, and then dont clean up the fucking crumbs!!
It's like living with a 2 year old or something.
Not only that but I'm getting tired of being told how to take care of the cat and then having to deal with the god damned consequences!
"No, you cant feed her outside, it makes a mess."
Well great, now we have a fucking mess INSIDE AND IT'S COVERED WITH ANTS!!
"Oh you have to give her some bones, we always give her bones."
Well thats just wonderful, because now she wont eat her FUCKING CAT FOOD! So it gets infested with ants and then I GET TOLD TO CLEAN IT UP!!
"It's no wonder she wont eat her food."
FUCK YOU!!! SHE WONT EAT IT BECAUSE WE HAD TO GIVE HER FUCKING BONES AND NOW I HAVE TO CLEAN OUT THE BOWL?!? HOW IS THAT FAIR!!!
I'm the only one that even gives her any bloody attention.
Which is why she loves me so much XD
Ah well.
It's all good.
Me and Nat have cleaned everything else, now all that's left is that cat bowl which I shall do in a while, and if any more ants come inside they shall feel my terrible wrath =3
Love you all!!
For the past week our house has been fucking infested.
It doesnt matter what we do to get rid of the little bastards they just keep coming back!
Me and Nat have disinfected the bench so many bloody times it's not funny ><
Today I got sick of it so we went to Safeway and bought some proper insect spray, not the cheap crap that just blows them around like a warm summer breeze.
You can tell the difference cause when you hit the little fucks with Mortein they burst into flames and scream in pain before turning to ash before your eyes!
....ok, maybe not, but close to it XD
Oh yeah, can anyone else from Aussie say redback?
While I was spraying a ton of Mortein onto one of the cracks that they enter the house through I noticed a little black spider with a red ass sitting in an upturned chair we had in our garage.
It was actually quite cute, but given what it was I figured it best to blast the shit out of it too.
The ants might not bug me so much if not for Tony's reaction.
"Oh, you'll just have to mop up the floor and everything, there must still be something around attracting them."
....*twitchu*....yeah, no, wrong.
First of all they dont need to be attracted by anything.
If they find something then they will stick to it, but they are natural explorers, there doesnt need to be anything out to bring them around.
Second, if there is anything out it's because of YOU!
You drop shit on the floor and dont clean it up.
You make sandwiches on the bench, without using a plate, and then dont clean up the fucking crumbs!!
It's like living with a 2 year old or something.
Not only that but I'm getting tired of being told how to take care of the cat and then having to deal with the god damned consequences!
"No, you cant feed her outside, it makes a mess."
Well great, now we have a fucking mess INSIDE AND IT'S COVERED WITH ANTS!!
"Oh you have to give her some bones, we always give her bones."
Well thats just wonderful, because now she wont eat her FUCKING CAT FOOD! So it gets infested with ants and then I GET TOLD TO CLEAN IT UP!!
"It's no wonder she wont eat her food."
FUCK YOU!!! SHE WONT EAT IT BECAUSE WE HAD TO GIVE HER FUCKING BONES AND NOW I HAVE TO CLEAN OUT THE BOWL?!? HOW IS THAT FAIR!!!
I'm the only one that even gives her any bloody attention.
Which is why she loves me so much XD
Ah well.
It's all good.
Me and Nat have cleaned everything else, now all that's left is that cat bowl which I shall do in a while, and if any more ants come inside they shall feel my terrible wrath =3
Love you all!!