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Tonight was so awesome. I created a Trailer Park J.U.N.K.I.E.S. chat room, and like 16 people ended up coming in. Sara, a very good freind of mine, came into the chat. We talked and she asked me if I wanted to go to Uptown. I haven't been there in sooo long. I decided to go. Stoner Face sold me some pot, and I waited for Sara to come get me. We got on the highway, and nothing happened. Well, if you count a bird shitting on the windsheild. We get to BG, and drive by Uptown. Sara told me to use her ID to get in, so I did. I went and marked Sara's hand, so she didn't have to pay to get in. We go up, and instantly I felt soo weird. I stood there and laughed while my friend Sara, and her gay freinds danced. I couldn't help but laugh. Gay guys dress so nice, it's unreal. I so badly wanted to smoke a bowl, so i walked outside, went to this resturaunt and asked them for some tinfoil. The dude working looked at me and said :
Worker:"what you need tinfoil for? Gonna smoke a bowl?"
Me: yeah.
Worker:mind if I smoke with you?
Me:Sure.
So me and this REALLY HOT worker dude went to smoke a bowl.he had nugget. We smoked like 7 bowls. yay.
Well, I give him my number, and go back to Uptown. Sara kept trying to get me to dance. I kept saying no, then I danced for like 5 minutes. I relized that dance clubs are not my thing. I headbang. I can't dance. I enjoy jumping around and hitting people more than I do rubbing up against some gay guy in drag. blah.
So i see my cousin Alicia.
What I was thinking:
"oh jesus. Here comes the bitch"
This is how the dialouge went:
Alicia:HEY!!! What's up, girl!!!?!?!"
Me: Jack shit.
Alicia: Are you gay?
Me: no. I'm really high.
this was followed by like 5 minutes of laughter.
What I thought she said was, "Are you Ok?"
haha. i'm an ass.
The drag show was something else, let me tell you...
The 2nd drag to come out, was named Martha. Martha runs on stage while being accomapnied by hilljack music. Shim's bouncin around like a hillbillly on smack. I laughed so fucking hard, my stomach feels like i just did 3458308535 sit ups. haha
We leave.
I have the munchies. So I decide to go to Taco Bell.
Guess who I see?
DUSTIN BERGER!!!!!
I haven't seen this dude in so long. He turned Christian. Which I might add, is so awesome. It's amazing the effects a "god" can have on you. He doesn't cuss,drink,smoke,ANYTHING. That just makes him that much hotter..
I gave him my number. He wants me to go to church with him on Sunday.... I'm still debating on whether or not I should go.
One more thing before I go... My taco bell is still sitting next to me saying "eat me!"
The ENd
Quote of the day
"We went to a gay bar and got asked to go to church in the same night. holy shit dude, this is a fucked up world!" - me
Worker:"what you need tinfoil for? Gonna smoke a bowl?"
Me: yeah.
Worker:mind if I smoke with you?
Me:Sure.
So me and this REALLY HOT worker dude went to smoke a bowl.he had nugget. We smoked like 7 bowls. yay.
Well, I give him my number, and go back to Uptown. Sara kept trying to get me to dance. I kept saying no, then I danced for like 5 minutes. I relized that dance clubs are not my thing. I headbang. I can't dance. I enjoy jumping around and hitting people more than I do rubbing up against some gay guy in drag. blah.
So i see my cousin Alicia.
What I was thinking:
"oh jesus. Here comes the bitch"
This is how the dialouge went:
Alicia:HEY!!! What's up, girl!!!?!?!"
Me: Jack shit.
Alicia: Are you gay?
Me: no. I'm really high.
this was followed by like 5 minutes of laughter.
What I thought she said was, "Are you Ok?"
haha. i'm an ass.
The drag show was something else, let me tell you...
The 2nd drag to come out, was named Martha. Martha runs on stage while being accomapnied by hilljack music. Shim's bouncin around like a hillbillly on smack. I laughed so fucking hard, my stomach feels like i just did 3458308535 sit ups. haha
We leave.
I have the munchies. So I decide to go to Taco Bell.
Guess who I see?
DUSTIN BERGER!!!!!
I haven't seen this dude in so long. He turned Christian. Which I might add, is so awesome. It's amazing the effects a "god" can have on you. He doesn't cuss,drink,smoke,ANYTHING. That just makes him that much hotter..
I gave him my number. He wants me to go to church with him on Sunday.... I'm still debating on whether or not I should go.
One more thing before I go... My taco bell is still sitting next to me saying "eat me!"
The ENd
Quote of the day
"We went to a gay bar and got asked to go to church in the same night. holy shit dude, this is a fucked up world!" - me