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Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
Last Saturday I gave neko_no_tabi a wet willie, then I took it back (-5 points). Last Friday I committed genocide... Sorry about that, blue_moose (-5000 points). In October I pulled choark's hair (-5 points). In July I helped virginia_fell across the street (6 points). In April brainwalker and I donated clothes to the needy (11 points).
Overall, I've been naughty (-4993 points). For Christmas I deserve a rabid ferret in my pants!
Sincerely,
NamagomiMk0
Wait, wha--oh hell...