Dave...
It's been a long time since I've thought McSweeney's lists were particularly funny, but this is pretty good: HAL's comments while trapped on a desert island, and your name is Dave.
(lesson: adding "Dave" and a funny voice to anything makes it funny?)
(also, I've been reading the title over and over, 'cause it's really amazingly not English, but yet it's...pretty good for not-English)
(lesson: adding "Dave" and a funny voice to anything makes it funny?)
(also, I've been reading the title over and over, 'cause it's really amazingly not English, but yet it's...pretty good for not-English)