Photoupdate? Yeah.
If this image doesn't get you to click the cut, I don't know what will.
Placenta shampoo, found only in your local Dollar Tree® store! Apparently enzymes taken from real human placenta help keep your hair smooth and manageable. I kinda wonder what the active chemical in spray detangler is now.
I've been drinking and I don't feel like typing, but I do feel like updating. Hence, pictures I don't think I've shared here yet.
Once upon a time, I was strolling through a Kroger, when I stumbled across a big stack of 50lb bags of dry dog food. It wasn't just any dog food though, it was Disney brand OLD YELLER dog food. Only $9.99 for FIFTY FUCKING POUNDS of the stuff. The only way I think this bargain could be made better would be if it were endorsed by NASCAR.
I was wandering around a semblance of a wooded area in Novi with Kami one day, when a man informed us that a baby raccoon was on the path we were traversing, just a ways up ahead. We found him and he was all, "Squeak". Mommy probably got eat by a wolf or a sea lion or something, so he was understandably scared. Then he walked on my shoe.
This is Pimm's. Have you heard of Pimm's? Now you have. It's a wonderful alcoholic beverage, perfect for watching cricket matches, or perhaps polo. Maybe even just drinking because it's so dang good. Chip happened to be in Clarkston, so we had a few glasses of this ambrosiac nectar, which is more or less why the next few drawings appear.
THINGS I HAVE MADE WHILST UNDER THE INFLUENCE OF ALCOHOL (C2H6O)
Title: I <3 Gin
Notes: Superb use of color. The contour of the line really sets it off and stands it apart from the crowd.
Grade: A
Title: Fish'n'Fly
Notes: A depiction of the life or death struggle between the fish and the fly. The fly is clearly distressed at the mere idea of becoming somebody's breakfast, let alone how soon it will happen.
Grade: B+
Title: Sheep on Fire
Notes: Offers a poignant view into the life of an animal on fire. Smells like s'mores.
Grade A-
Title: Arrangement in Grey and Black: The Artist's Mother
Notes: Waste of canvas. Pedantic work that really overexpresses the use of a limited palette. The artist should be dragged behind the chemical shed to be shot.
Grade: F- - - - - minus
Placenta shampoo, found only in your local Dollar Tree® store! Apparently enzymes taken from real human placenta help keep your hair smooth and manageable. I kinda wonder what the active chemical in spray detangler is now.
I've been drinking and I don't feel like typing, but I do feel like updating. Hence, pictures I don't think I've shared here yet.
Once upon a time, I was strolling through a Kroger, when I stumbled across a big stack of 50lb bags of dry dog food. It wasn't just any dog food though, it was Disney brand OLD YELLER dog food. Only $9.99 for FIFTY FUCKING POUNDS of the stuff. The only way I think this bargain could be made better would be if it were endorsed by NASCAR.
I was wandering around a semblance of a wooded area in Novi with Kami one day, when a man informed us that a baby raccoon was on the path we were traversing, just a ways up ahead. We found him and he was all, "Squeak". Mommy probably got eat by a wolf or a sea lion or something, so he was understandably scared. Then he walked on my shoe.
This is Pimm's. Have you heard of Pimm's? Now you have. It's a wonderful alcoholic beverage, perfect for watching cricket matches, or perhaps polo. Maybe even just drinking because it's so dang good. Chip happened to be in Clarkston, so we had a few glasses of this ambrosiac nectar, which is more or less why the next few drawings appear.
THINGS I HAVE MADE WHILST UNDER THE INFLUENCE OF ALCOHOL (C2H6O)
Title: I <3 Gin
Notes: Superb use of color. The contour of the line really sets it off and stands it apart from the crowd.
Grade: A
Title: Fish'n'Fly
Notes: A depiction of the life or death struggle between the fish and the fly. The fly is clearly distressed at the mere idea of becoming somebody's breakfast, let alone how soon it will happen.
Grade: B+
Title: Sheep on Fire
Notes: Offers a poignant view into the life of an animal on fire. Smells like s'mores.
Grade A-
Title: Arrangement in Grey and Black: The Artist's Mother
Notes: Waste of canvas. Pedantic work that really overexpresses the use of a limited palette. The artist should be dragged behind the chemical shed to be shot.
Grade: F- - - - - minus