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Nalphex: I want to open a restaurant and offer something called the "SLAMMIN' SALMON BURGER"
Nalphex: With "HOME RUN FRIES" and "DROP KICK GLAZE"
sprintmesilly: do it i dare you
Nalphex: It'll be a high-class restaurant
Nalphex: With crappy food
Nalphex: But fun crappy food so it'll be like an adventure
sprintmesilly: oh sounds about right
Nalphex: and it will be all nice and stuff in the middle of a shithole road somewhere
Nalphex: Like in Pontiac or something
sprintmesilly: you're gonna get burned down
Nalphex: Fuck that I'll run around with a rifle at night
Nalphex: I am my own insurance policy
Nalphex: And the restaurant will have a VIP room
Nalphex: And a ball pit.
sprintmesilly: oh my god
sprintmesilly: that sounds totally amazing
sprintmesilly: and getting all dressed up to play in a ball pit
sprintmesilly: you must have skee ball
sprintmesilly: and a moon walk!
sprintmesilly: and the boxing with the big gloves!
Nalphex: Oh holy crap Skeeball
Nalphex: There will be eight Skeeballs
Nalphex: We will make a Chuck-E-Cheese for adults
Nalphex: And adult foods
Nalphex: Like Pushpops
sprintmesilly: and you can use tickets to get drinks!
Nalphex: This is the best idea ever.
It really is.