my alternate version of perfection

[nalaladina]

i'm sittin in my car and i reapply my lipstick
and i'm
lookin for a bar where i can find a man without necktie round his waist

(chorus)
oh i'm lookin for a man without a necktie
i'm lookin for a man with an iq that's high
lookin for a man without a necktie

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i walk into the bar and i reapply my lipstick
and i see some men with their neckties round their head

so i walk thru the hallway door and i reapply my lipstick
and i see the men with their neckties on the floor

(chorus)

oh i'm walkin to my car and i forget abou the necktie
and i reinvent my lipstick and i apply some chapstick in it's place

(chorus with alternate line- i'm lookin for man who can make me feel high)

oh i've had to much to drink so i decide to call a taxi oh i'm lookin for a man without a necktie
oh i climb into the cab and i sit next to a lad
and he has a beard and bright buttons at his waist

and i grab him by the neck and i pull him a little closer
and say do you own a necktie?
cause
(Chorus)

so he says could you please repeat
the question cause i haven't had much sleep
and i'm feelin pretty wasted
so i ask him once again boy do you own a necktie
he says no and the next thing his nose in my eye

oh i found a man without a necktie
i found man who can make me feel high
i found a man without a necktie