Funny Stories
Oh my God. My friends are total and complete idiots.
So you all know that on Friday I went to see Coldplay with Mic. My friend Fiona (from work)was working for the company who operates all of the gigs in Scotland (including T In the Park, the upcoming Pixies gig next month, Party in the Park and all that....).
So Fiona manages to get my mate Julie (who also works with us) last minute VIP passes to the Saturday Coldplay gig.
Rewind to Sunday morning <<
I walk into work, and Julie is through the back of the shop sorting through the delivery.
Me: Hey babe! How was last night?
Julie: OMG I MET GAV FROM SUPERGRASS!! (Supergrass were supporting Coldplay on their UK tour)
Me: Yeah? They were pretty good in Friday night's set. What did you say when you met him?
Julie: I said to him, (she was completely drunk at the time) "Oh my God Gav Im sorry for being such a complete f*cking spaz but you guys were f*cking amazing tonight!"
Me: Right.....(at this point Im looking at her Ron-Weasley-awkward-look)
Julie: Then I said to him, "You know what f*cking pisses me off? That you guys are the most underrated band in Britain, really f*cking pisses me off man."
Me: *Cue another Ron-Weasley-look*
Fast Forward to Monday night >>
Fiona and I are in work on the delivery shift so we get to talk about her working at Coldplay that weekend.
Me: So come on, tell me all the goss, how was Coldplay? (I had an incling she might have met the band cos she met Danny from McFly at a gig the previous week)
Fiona: Oh my God Claire. I met the three guys from the band who weren't Chris Martin. (such a nice way to put it)
Me: Omg! What did you say to them?
Fiona: *feeble tone* Well, you see *clears throat* I was sat having drinks in the VIP area with a couple of other crew members, and like apparently they were sat with us.....I didnt even know who they were!
Me: So, you sat having drinks with the three guys from Coldplay and, to clarify, they weren't Chris Martin. And you didnt know they were 3/4 of the band?
Fiona: Yes.
Me: What did you all talk about?
Fiona: Cludo and murder mystery games.....
Me: You stupid cow......
So you all know that on Friday I went to see Coldplay with Mic. My friend Fiona (from work)was working for the company who operates all of the gigs in Scotland (including T In the Park, the upcoming Pixies gig next month, Party in the Park and all that....).
So Fiona manages to get my mate Julie (who also works with us) last minute VIP passes to the Saturday Coldplay gig.
Rewind to Sunday morning <<
I walk into work, and Julie is through the back of the shop sorting through the delivery.
Me: Hey babe! How was last night?
Julie: OMG I MET GAV FROM SUPERGRASS!! (Supergrass were supporting Coldplay on their UK tour)
Me: Yeah? They were pretty good in Friday night's set. What did you say when you met him?
Julie: I said to him, (she was completely drunk at the time) "Oh my God Gav Im sorry for being such a complete f*cking spaz but you guys were f*cking amazing tonight!"
Me: Right.....(at this point Im looking at her Ron-Weasley-awkward-look)
Julie: Then I said to him, "You know what f*cking pisses me off? That you guys are the most underrated band in Britain, really f*cking pisses me off man."
Me: *Cue another Ron-Weasley-look*
Fast Forward to Monday night >>
Fiona and I are in work on the delivery shift so we get to talk about her working at Coldplay that weekend.
Me: So come on, tell me all the goss, how was Coldplay? (I had an incling she might have met the band cos she met Danny from McFly at a gig the previous week)
Fiona: Oh my God Claire. I met the three guys from the band who weren't Chris Martin. (such a nice way to put it)
Me: Omg! What did you say to them?
Fiona: *feeble tone* Well, you see *clears throat* I was sat having drinks in the VIP area with a couple of other crew members, and like apparently they were sat with us.....I didnt even know who they were!
Me: So, you sat having drinks with the three guys from Coldplay and, to clarify, they weren't Chris Martin. And you didnt know they were 3/4 of the band?
Fiona: Yes.
Me: What did you all talk about?
Fiona: Cludo and murder mystery games.....
Me: You stupid cow......