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For you my love,
You keep on appearing in the rooms with pictures of bloody corpses. They never thought you'd sink below that terrible, smelly floorboard, into the secret dungeon, which was located under Sonia's house. As a friend of yours, I hope that you will not torture me too bad, and I hope you can reach into the depths of your dark, demonic heart to see that I am not a terrible person, even though I killed your old love, because I want to be your new love. *The fingernails have a good sign to me.* And so does my hero, Brownie of Brownieland! He is an amazingly amazing belly dancer with the magic power of body language. He is rich and has over 100 children, all boys named Andrew. He is very proud. He also has 7,000 wives and carries a wand. His wand was decorated with pink flowers with the wonderful scent of honeydew and Johnsons&Johnsons baby oil. He came to Sonia's house, leapt stealthily into the dungeon beneath, and traveled deep into the pretty pink forest full of rainbows and happiness. He waved his pink wand and butterflies came flying out. Then he called his pet ostrich named Duck to assist him in battle against the pretty butterflies. When Duck came, he also brought some pretty pretty ponies to ride on. Then he put on his pretty pretty princess crown and stared to sing a pretty pretty song. Then Brownie kills Jeffrey, who was the skitzophrlskdjfalisnf side of Duck. Duck's lips were chapped so Brownie waved his pretty pink fairy wand and did a belly dance, resulting in the heavens parting and patroleum raining down in all different flavors. This made Duck unchapped and stand tall. Brownie was like "Wow!" and asked if he could go to the kandy shop and buy some nerds. Duck looked deep into Brownie's eyes and they made unchapped sweet sweet ostrich sized cupcakes. Then the pretty pretty ponies turned evil and ate everyone. They were all dead now. The End. But the fingernails still have good signs to me!
Love, your loving lovely lovey love
You keep on appearing in the rooms with pictures of bloody corpses. They never thought you'd sink below that terrible, smelly floorboard, into the secret dungeon, which was located under Sonia's house. As a friend of yours, I hope that you will not torture me too bad, and I hope you can reach into the depths of your dark, demonic heart to see that I am not a terrible person, even though I killed your old love, because I want to be your new love. *The fingernails have a good sign to me.* And so does my hero, Brownie of Brownieland! He is an amazingly amazing belly dancer with the magic power of body language. He is rich and has over 100 children, all boys named Andrew. He is very proud. He also has 7,000 wives and carries a wand. His wand was decorated with pink flowers with the wonderful scent of honeydew and Johnsons&Johnsons baby oil. He came to Sonia's house, leapt stealthily into the dungeon beneath, and traveled deep into the pretty pink forest full of rainbows and happiness. He waved his pink wand and butterflies came flying out. Then he called his pet ostrich named Duck to assist him in battle against the pretty butterflies. When Duck came, he also brought some pretty pretty ponies to ride on. Then he put on his pretty pretty princess crown and stared to sing a pretty pretty song. Then Brownie kills Jeffrey, who was the skitzophrlskdjfalisnf side of Duck. Duck's lips were chapped so Brownie waved his pretty pink fairy wand and did a belly dance, resulting in the heavens parting and patroleum raining down in all different flavors. This made Duck unchapped and stand tall. Brownie was like "Wow!" and asked if he could go to the kandy shop and buy some nerds. Duck looked deep into Brownie's eyes and they made unchapped sweet sweet ostrich sized cupcakes. Then the pretty pretty ponies turned evil and ate everyone. They were all dead now. The End. But the fingernails still have good signs to me!
Love, your loving lovely lovey love