madlibs: vintage selection

Jan 02, 2008 11:43

Proverbs

Too many high priests spoil the brine of sour seas.

People who live in urine-soacked houses shouldn't throw limelights.

The shortest distance between two robots is a straight crisp lounge style.

Love of some kinda rogue group is the root of all evil.

A warlock stone gathers no ineffective technology.

A noun baby a day keeps the umbrella balloon away.

He who nounwrecks last, fists best.

An unexplained bacon in times saves unholy eternity.

You can't keep an a-okay many down.

You can't teach a broken and rattling stud new tricks.

Life is squeaky clean, life is smidgey, and the fuck it is not the goal.

The way to a man's ghost lover is through his towel ball.
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