[Stay on your side]

Nov 08, 2005 21:45

Today marks the 7th time in the past two months that some guy has tried to get me to go out on a date with him. It isn't the same guy all the time, either. Sometimes he brings friends, and sometimes completely different guys try to 'rap' to me. I wouldn't be so pissed if I didn't already tell them that I'm straight. They say crap like "Don't knock ( Read more... )

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jimbokoopa November 9 2005, 03:15:35 UTC
Punch him in the face.
Here's my reasoning: What do people think about situations where creepy men say innapropriate things to women?
It's no different. Let him know that by breaking his fucking nose.
I can't stand this stupid shit. I understand you entirely.
Reverse discrimination. Break his nose.
If you don't even want to, do it for me.

If he says you're some kind of gaybasher...?
Let's be honest...
What would a judge say, if you told him he was doing the same things a woman could get labelled as rape?
Please punch him in the face. Black rock, yo. Black rock. My gay room mate agrees.

In the words of Carlos Mencia on gay recruiters:
"How do you know you don't like it until you try it?"
"Well, I've never bashed my dick with a hammer until it bled either, but I'm PRETTY sure I wouldn't like that."

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jimbokoopa November 9 2005, 03:41:49 UTC
Please punch him. Punch and scream.
You can't stop gay people who will try to convert straight people.
You can stop this guy from making advances on you with a bloody nose.
Are dogs stupid? Incapable of learning, sometimes, right?
What about this guy? Isn't taking a hint? What do you do to a dog if it tears up pillows and you can't get it to stop? Beat the fucking thing.
Punishment. Negative reinforcement.

Gays HAVE met a lot of troubles in today's world. That does not mean they deserve to get whatever they want. They've met troubles? So what? That makes them as much as a person as me. I've met adversity, too. I've met intolerance. My ideas and actions are very much the opposite of what's taught in any holy book. I'm just not a group of people, so I don't get media coverage.
If I grabbed your ass, would you punch me?

PEER PRESSURE.

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nakedsafari9 November 9 2005, 03:44:26 UTC
I love you.

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jimbokoopa November 9 2005, 03:45:52 UTC
IS THAT A YES!?

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nakedsafari9 November 9 2005, 03:48:49 UTC
Yes, it is. If the guy does it again, I will black rock him in the pupils. I mean, I punched Sean for no reason at all, so I can bring myself to harm someone who deserves it with no guilt at all.

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jimbokoopa November 9 2005, 03:55:11 UTC
Damn straight, yo.

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nakedsafari9 November 9 2005, 17:22:50 UTC
Wait, now that I think of it... When the hell did Reno ever stick his tongue out during the movie?

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jimbokoopa November 9 2005, 18:13:26 UTC
Concept Art.

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