[Neighbors ate my Zombies!]
HOLYMOTHERFUCKINGDIGGITYDAMNHELL
I AM MOVED! All that time without my computer and a stable connection to the internet had my life melting. MELTING. ENGLISH MELTING.
In any case, I managed to get lots of Hard Wayne's stuff done, even without a computer. My new house is big, but it is in terrible, terrible shape. Been fixin' crap all day and all night. You never realize how many impractically heavy things you own until you nearly break your back moving it to the other fucking side of the city. God damn.
My brother randomly handed me some condoms and wished me a happy birthday. My mom then told me I need to get laid. Jeez, Ma... great way to ruin the motivation. I think I may fill those condoms with batteries and throw them out of the window that I have now. The one thing that worries me is that I moved from an apartment next door to a hospital to a house next door to a graveyard. Let's hope we won't need to visit it anytime soon.
...I miss free candy...
I AM MOVED! All that time without my computer and a stable connection to the internet had my life melting. MELTING. ENGLISH MELTING.
In any case, I managed to get lots of Hard Wayne's stuff done, even without a computer. My new house is big, but it is in terrible, terrible shape. Been fixin' crap all day and all night. You never realize how many impractically heavy things you own until you nearly break your back moving it to the other fucking side of the city. God damn.
My brother randomly handed me some condoms and wished me a happy birthday. My mom then told me I need to get laid. Jeez, Ma... great way to ruin the motivation. I think I may fill those condoms with batteries and throw them out of the window that I have now. The one thing that worries me is that I moved from an apartment next door to a hospital to a house next door to a graveyard. Let's hope we won't need to visit it anytime soon.
...I miss free candy...