Aqua Teen Hunger Force quotes
I loves me some ATHF, especially the Mooninites
Ignignokt: You and your third dimension.
Frylock: What about it?
Ignignokt: Oh, nothing; it's cute. We have five.
Err: Th-thousand.
Ignignokt: Yes, five thousand.
Err: Don't question it!
Frylock: Oh yeah? Well I only see two.
Ignignokt: Well that sounds like a personal problem.
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[Ignignokt gives Frylock the finger from his spaceship.]
Ignignokt: I hope he can see this because I'm doing it as hard as I can.
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Ignignokt: But Fry-man, we are full of religion now. Everyone, bow your heads and pretend to be serious.
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Ignignokt: We forgot all about your needs, we were... too busy fulfilling our own.
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Frylock: Uh, Shake, I think that mummy might have just put a curse on you.
Shake: Oh, gee, you think? 'Cause, you know, he only said it about a thousand times!
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Shake: Ah, jee whiz! This is the greatest gift I ever got in my life that I never wanted ever!
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Master Shake: You know how many birthdays there are a year? There are hundreds. Literally … hundreds.
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Ignignokt: When I say your dumb name, please stand up briefly, but then quickly drop to your knees and forsake all others before me.
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Ignignokt: And everyone under stands how this will come about? Remember, there are no dumb questions.
Moth monster man: Ummm, yeah, right here…
Ignignokt: Yes, the retard with the dumb question?
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Ignignokt: When I call your name, please say "here" and we'll assume the word "here" to be short for "here I am, rock you like a hurricane."
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Ignignokt: Prepare for a pride-obliterating bitch slap!
Ignignokt: You and your third dimension.
Frylock: What about it?
Ignignokt: Oh, nothing; it's cute. We have five.
Err: Th-thousand.
Ignignokt: Yes, five thousand.
Err: Don't question it!
Frylock: Oh yeah? Well I only see two.
Ignignokt: Well that sounds like a personal problem.
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[Ignignokt gives Frylock the finger from his spaceship.]
Ignignokt: I hope he can see this because I'm doing it as hard as I can.
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Ignignokt: But Fry-man, we are full of religion now. Everyone, bow your heads and pretend to be serious.
---------
Ignignokt: We forgot all about your needs, we were... too busy fulfilling our own.
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Frylock: Uh, Shake, I think that mummy might have just put a curse on you.
Shake: Oh, gee, you think? 'Cause, you know, he only said it about a thousand times!
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Shake: Ah, jee whiz! This is the greatest gift I ever got in my life that I never wanted ever!
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Master Shake: You know how many birthdays there are a year? There are hundreds. Literally … hundreds.
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Ignignokt: When I say your dumb name, please stand up briefly, but then quickly drop to your knees and forsake all others before me.
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Ignignokt: And everyone under stands how this will come about? Remember, there are no dumb questions.
Moth monster man: Ummm, yeah, right here…
Ignignokt: Yes, the retard with the dumb question?
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Ignignokt: When I call your name, please say "here" and we'll assume the word "here" to be short for "here I am, rock you like a hurricane."
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Ignignokt: Prepare for a pride-obliterating bitch slap!