Fattie McFatPants

[nakedmolerat56]

So a number of things came together over the past few days to inspire me to pay more attention to what I eat. I'll make a list

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[iddy]

potstickers are always the way to go. just boil them for eight minutes, doesn't take that much time to prepare. chicken and vegetables, with a touch of carbohydrates. can't beat that with a stick!

last meal... hrm. probably new york strip, with something cheesy.. you know, the whole lactose intolerant thing... i'd probably wash it down with a milk shake, or something of equal milky value.

[nakedmolerat56]

What is a potsticker?

[chickenfker]

A dumpling with meat inside. Pseudo-oriental. There's a picture of them in the dictionary under "yumminess".

[nakedmolerat56]

I thought there was a picture of YOU in the dictionary under "yumminess"!

[chickenfker]

I'm too salty by myself. You have to add whip cream.

[nakedmolerat56]

I can't imagine salt and whipped cream would be a tasty combination.

[nakedmolerat56]

perhaps if you smothered yourself in honey?

[chickenfker]

I'm starting to sound like fried ice-cream.

[nakedmolerat56]

then you would also need corn flakes.
and refrigeration.

[chickenfker]

Well, my doctor says I'm frigid, so that's covered. As for the corn flakes, they're great!

[nakedmolerat56]

your doctor or last partner?

and don't you mean GRRRRRRRRRRRREAT!

[vuduchyl]

I was beginning to object to the imagined mental image here, but then realized that I wasn't imagining it...

[chickenfker]

Hell, you probably have pictures somewhere...

[nakedmolerat56]

Now I realize that (too) many people have witnessed a naked Mikey, but if you have actually seen him covered in whipped cream, honey and cornflakes then I am seriously concerned about the kind of parties that you throw or go to. :)

[vuduchyl]

We're talkin' the old days. Hell, even you were at a few of those. You don't remember? Are you repressing?

[nakedmolerat56]

YES! I know that I have seen naked Mikey, but I have repressed all of those memories. Otherwise it might be difficult to work with him. And there is definitely a reason that I started avoiding such crazy parties. My poor virgin eyes couldn't handle such sights. :)