The Oxymoron Cafe Tonight: White Man's Blues
I have work I should be doing, but I don't want to study. I have books I'd love to finish, but I don't feel like reading. I have a stack of borrowed DVD's that I've been dying to get the chance to watch, but I don't want to see a movie. I have friends who I haven't talked to in weeks, but I don't want to be around people. I have a disgraceful room I've desperately wanted to clean up, but I don't want to lift a finger. Earlier tonight I was hoping I could somehow fit a trip to the gym between my three overlapping appointments that ran from this afternoon till a little while ago, only now I don't even want to think about jogging. I only ate one meal today, but I'm not hungry. I'm exhausted, but the last thing I want to do is sleep. I have so many things I want to do, but I don't feel like doing any of them. This concludes our broadcast.