boyfriend application. i need someone to cuddle with.
THIS IS WHAT I WANT IN A BOYFRIEND. IF YOU ARE THIS PERSON...BE SURE TO LET ME KNOW.
1.you must not want too much of my time, as i will not demand too much of yours. i have my own shit going on. so should you. i am not looking for someone to complete me; rather, compliment my life. i won't call you everyday. you can't freak out.
2. you must have goals. you must be working toward them. average life is not interesting. always aspire to be something better. WILL TO POWER.
3. must be individualistic. i'm a weird fucker. you must be weird in a good way.
4. must like pain to a certain degree. i want put hooks in your back and i want you to pull on mine when we make love. we can work up to that if you are nervous.
5. you must not ever hinder my independence. i do what i want. i won't cheat on you. i will be honest with you always. that's what you get.
6. must be able to deal with my love for rediculous hair. it's my brain you're after. not just my physical appearance. i change my look on a whim, usually between 1 and 6 am.
7. you must be wise. there are times when i am crazy and need to be reminded of why i love to live. i will be the best listener you've ever shared time with.
8. i will be proud to be your girlfriend. don't ever try to belittle me.
9. YOU MUST NEVER COMPLAIN ABOUT THE MUSIC I LISTEN TO. sorry, i just won't tolerate it. if you don't like it, i will probably respect that. HOWEVER, if i need to listen to something, do not complain through the entire song...or i will no longer be your girlfriend. i'll deal with some dumb shit for you. my opinion won't change, i may have to mentally tune it out.
10. you cannot do pills when you are around me. no coke, no ecstasy, nothing up your fucking nose! that shit is for teenagers. i smoke pot. i drink occasionally. mushrooms are ok. that's it.
11. do not dis your friends for me. i want you to have friends. i want you to spend time with them. keep your own life...it's healthy, i promise. i won't always want to bring you out with my friends.
12. jelousy and paranoia are a waste of time. be realistic. i've been in relationships that have been tarnished by jelousy. that shit is for kids too.
13. must like cats.
14. i have a bad memory. my sincerest apologies. i'll try for you.
15. i'm a piercer. i get piercings. DO NOT EVER TELL ME NOT TO PIERCE ANYTHING!
16. if you have piercings and tattoos, you probably have a better chance with me. my own flaw, but hey, i can't help what i think is hot.
17. must like sex. lots of it. must have sex with me AT LEAST once a day. must give head. don't worry, i'll give you all you want.
This is somewhat pointless. I'm in love with Jim Sens. He's always so far away. :(
i rented every episode of aeon flux. i cut my hair. i have two kittens. someone come cuddle on my couch with me.
1.you must not want too much of my time, as i will not demand too much of yours. i have my own shit going on. so should you. i am not looking for someone to complete me; rather, compliment my life. i won't call you everyday. you can't freak out.
2. you must have goals. you must be working toward them. average life is not interesting. always aspire to be something better. WILL TO POWER.
3. must be individualistic. i'm a weird fucker. you must be weird in a good way.
4. must like pain to a certain degree. i want put hooks in your back and i want you to pull on mine when we make love. we can work up to that if you are nervous.
5. you must not ever hinder my independence. i do what i want. i won't cheat on you. i will be honest with you always. that's what you get.
6. must be able to deal with my love for rediculous hair. it's my brain you're after. not just my physical appearance. i change my look on a whim, usually between 1 and 6 am.
7. you must be wise. there are times when i am crazy and need to be reminded of why i love to live. i will be the best listener you've ever shared time with.
8. i will be proud to be your girlfriend. don't ever try to belittle me.
9. YOU MUST NEVER COMPLAIN ABOUT THE MUSIC I LISTEN TO. sorry, i just won't tolerate it. if you don't like it, i will probably respect that. HOWEVER, if i need to listen to something, do not complain through the entire song...or i will no longer be your girlfriend. i'll deal with some dumb shit for you. my opinion won't change, i may have to mentally tune it out.
10. you cannot do pills when you are around me. no coke, no ecstasy, nothing up your fucking nose! that shit is for teenagers. i smoke pot. i drink occasionally. mushrooms are ok. that's it.
11. do not dis your friends for me. i want you to have friends. i want you to spend time with them. keep your own life...it's healthy, i promise. i won't always want to bring you out with my friends.
12. jelousy and paranoia are a waste of time. be realistic. i've been in relationships that have been tarnished by jelousy. that shit is for kids too.
13. must like cats.
14. i have a bad memory. my sincerest apologies. i'll try for you.
15. i'm a piercer. i get piercings. DO NOT EVER TELL ME NOT TO PIERCE ANYTHING!
16. if you have piercings and tattoos, you probably have a better chance with me. my own flaw, but hey, i can't help what i think is hot.
17. must like sex. lots of it. must have sex with me AT LEAST once a day. must give head. don't worry, i'll give you all you want.
This is somewhat pointless. I'm in love with Jim Sens. He's always so far away. :(
i rented every episode of aeon flux. i cut my hair. i have two kittens. someone come cuddle on my couch with me.