Mar 11, 2004 12:39
So the other night I had a dream about Paris Hilton... It's really wierd because now don't get me wrong she is attractive but she just isn't my type of girl.. but anyway, there was no sex in the dream but it was funny because according to the dream we had been dating for a while and we were just out on Midland Street partying it up but of course the bars there had a little bit of a makeover because do you think that Paris Hilton would hang out there looking the way it does.... FIZUCK NO!... It was really wierd because we were just hanging with the OBCC (Old Bay City Crew) and just having fun playing pool and goofing off nothing that I would see a Multimillion dollar heris doing... I mean there was no Cristal and she was drinking dollar drafts... MY KINDA LADY!....
Last nights dream was kinda fucked up in it's own little way... Well first off Sylvester Stallone was president and he was on some kick to get all these terrorists out of the united states so he flew around in this HUGE jet fucking shit up with this lazor.. Well come to find out the lazor was so powerful that it fucked up the united states horribly like after losing flordia and New York to the water the country got split into quarters and started sinking into the water... and I yet again was in the good ole Bay City.. I got stuck on one of the bridges as it crumbled apart so I floored my "Lifted" blazer and somehow made it to shore.. then I met this girl who appeared to be human and she had just broken up with her boyfriend and her and her friend had taken a liking to me.. so after the bar... (that's where anyone would go after almost falling into the saginaw river) we went over to this girl and her friends apartment and things got a little hot and heavy with the girl... But little did I know she was half duck like in Howard the Duck... (she looked normal with the beer glasses) then I was awoken... I wish I would have known what was next... damnitt... guess I'll have to wait till tonight huh...
Talk to you kids soon laters
-=NG=-