Chocolateers and Lies

[naked_b]

So I was fucking around with some Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory lyrics and I came up with the idea of writing a letter to Willy Wonka...
Then I found out he doesn't exhist. Fucker!!! He's a cartoon!!! AHHHH!!!

Imagine my suprise...I'm heartbroken. Watch as tears fall from my eyes.

Anyone got any chocolate?