Something for the kiddies
Scorpio October 24 - November 21
When life gives you lemons, why not blame them on your troubled upbringing and consequent inability to show affection? It sure beats making lemonade.
"On October 26, 2005, the body of a woman was seen hanging from a tree near a busy street in Frederica, Delaware. However, due to the trend towards increasingly elaborate Halloween displays, passersby assumed the body was a particularly macabre holiday decoration. The body remained in the tree for several hours before the police eventually arrived on the scene and discovered the true nature of the situation. The 42-year-old woman had lived nearby, and her death was ruled a suicide."
Unpleasant, but still better than the story about the women who basically liquified & decomposed in her home before anyone noticed because her rent was on automatic withdrawal.
It just goes to show that my strict policy of not giving enough of a damn to decorate for any holiday has its benefits.
When life gives you lemons, why not blame them on your troubled upbringing and consequent inability to show affection? It sure beats making lemonade.
"On October 26, 2005, the body of a woman was seen hanging from a tree near a busy street in Frederica, Delaware. However, due to the trend towards increasingly elaborate Halloween displays, passersby assumed the body was a particularly macabre holiday decoration. The body remained in the tree for several hours before the police eventually arrived on the scene and discovered the true nature of the situation. The 42-year-old woman had lived nearby, and her death was ruled a suicide."
Unpleasant, but still better than the story about the women who basically liquified & decomposed in her home before anyone noticed because her rent was on automatic withdrawal.
It just goes to show that my strict policy of not giving enough of a damn to decorate for any holiday has its benefits.