Read Art Brut? GOOD WEEKEND!
1. I got a free copy of the Charlatans new album. Go me.
2. I went an entire weekend without getting hit on by ugly unintelligent men. Finally.
3. "If I had a super power, I'd be able to decapitate people by throwing records....but they'd magically boomerang back to me without being harmed; otherwise, I'd be a very sad superhero." "That's really cool....I mean, you can decapitate me....not for a while, though. I do have a gig tomorrow, and, you know, need my voice for at least a few more years." "I'll wait then." "And, you know, you'd have to get me off, because what's the point of getting your head cut off if you're not getting off?" "So in a year or so, I'll decapitate you during sex." "Sounds good." (I should add that this conversation was held in absolute seriousness)
4. "I have decided that the course of the night involves touching one of your boobies....not both, though. If both are in the deal, then I'm out."
5. The cops show up at a Friday-night after party: "Were you invited or did someone call you?"
6. Fake Alex being more real than Real Alex (hahahahaha...granted, this may only be funny to me)
7. Generally, spending Friday night with my two favorite super-heroes and then crashing on their couch.
8. A Harry Potter kind of Saturday.
9. Having a chocolate cake that made it not so bad that I haven't gotten laid in nearly a month.
10. Seeing Atlas.
11. "I can't remember your name....don't tell me! I want to guess." "It starts with a B, rhymes with a lot of other really common names, and happens to be a fruit." "Banana?!"
12. GETTING MY FUCKING ART BRUT TICKET!!!!!!!!
13......and a copy of the Denver Defenders.
This weekend made me very happy.
2. I went an entire weekend without getting hit on by ugly unintelligent men. Finally.
3. "If I had a super power, I'd be able to decapitate people by throwing records....but they'd magically boomerang back to me without being harmed; otherwise, I'd be a very sad superhero." "That's really cool....I mean, you can decapitate me....not for a while, though. I do have a gig tomorrow, and, you know, need my voice for at least a few more years." "I'll wait then." "And, you know, you'd have to get me off, because what's the point of getting your head cut off if you're not getting off?" "So in a year or so, I'll decapitate you during sex." "Sounds good." (I should add that this conversation was held in absolute seriousness)
4. "I have decided that the course of the night involves touching one of your boobies....not both, though. If both are in the deal, then I'm out."
5. The cops show up at a Friday-night after party: "Were you invited or did someone call you?"
6. Fake Alex being more real than Real Alex (hahahahaha...granted, this may only be funny to me)
7. Generally, spending Friday night with my two favorite super-heroes and then crashing on their couch.
8. A Harry Potter kind of Saturday.
9. Having a chocolate cake that made it not so bad that I haven't gotten laid in nearly a month.
10. Seeing Atlas.
11. "I can't remember your name....don't tell me! I want to guess." "It starts with a B, rhymes with a lot of other really common names, and happens to be a fruit." "Banana?!"
12. GETTING MY FUCKING ART BRUT TICKET!!!!!!!!
13......and a copy of the Denver Defenders.
This weekend made me very happy.