Comments | najacheese: Fear the Uteran Empire!

najacheese

Fear the Uteran Empire!

Jul 25, 2006 12:22

Made by Suj, who loves me and knows my pain. B/c you should have an icon to express every issue.

fear, health

Comments 6

_dahne_ July 26 2006, 00:19:47 UTC

I like how it's kind of looming like the Death Star.

najacheese July 26 2006, 00:23:21 UTC

Not to be Captain Overshare, but some days my uterus does feel loomilicious. Ow.

xxsnitterxx July 26 2006, 13:57:58 UTC

*sigh of satisfaction* Ahhh... you know, I kind of know what you mean about certain older female relations desiring me to cultivate the fruit of my womb, but unlike you I'm glad I have a sister-in-law who's starting to hint at bearing offspring. That means the pressure on me lessens. In my uteran empire, I hold barrenness as a threat over the heads of my relatives, and wield the mighty sword of Don't Count Your Chickens! Bwahahaha!

najacheese July 27 2006, 01:26:41 UTC

Heh. The Uteran Empire icon is to cheer me up with some health issues I'm having/looking into, I didn't even think about the whole "they're trying to make me breed!" thing.

But I know what you mean about the loomage of "Soooooo, when you sproggin'?" My family isn't LDS and I'm #2 of 2 daughters. My sister is older and has no desire to have children. So after several years of my being the black sheep Mormon my mother is starting to realize that if she wants grandbabies, they's only coming from one source. It makes me want to develop a cartoon, effete, English villan voice and say things like "Oh how the worm turns!" while templing my fingers, etc.

I personally vote on making a dozen chicken sock-puppets with numbers embroidered on them and mailing off each chicken to the offender(s), one by one...

angelpoe July 27 2006, 01:30:13 UTC

I can totally relate. Strangely enough I get the "soooo when you sproggin?" from my parents who already have four grandbabies from my sister and next to nothing from the inlaws who have none. Of course this could be because my parents are from the "breed early" sect (early 20's) and the boys' are the "breed whenever" sect (early 30s). In any case, I love the icon. :)

najacheese July 27 2006, 18:01:07 UTC

Ah, and snitter, this is my friend Dizzy (angelpoe), she's the orthodontist ass't I told you about. Dizzy, snitter is pondering dental assistantstry.

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So Dizzy...when you sproggin'? Ow! No hitting!