I wonder if I did this right...
Rednecks, General asshats
Circle I Limbo
David E. Kelley, Ann Coulter
Circle II Whirling in a Dark & Stormy Wind
George Bush
Circle III Mud, Rain, Cold, Hail & Snow
Parents who bring squalling brats to R-rated movies
Circle IV Rolling Weights
The Pope, Creationists
Circle V Stuck in Mud, Mangled
River Styx
Anti-Abortion Assasins, Saddam Hussein
Circle VI Buried for Eternity
River Phlegyas
NAMBLA Members
Circle VII Burning Sands
Uday Hussein, Qusay Hussein
Circle IIX Immersed in Excrement
Osama bin Laden
Circle IX Frozen in Ice
Design your own hell
If this works, it'll be hella cool =} ...oh jeez, I didn't even *see* that pun there when I wrote it, I SWEAR! XD