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it was a lovely sunday afternoon, much like the one today, that i perhaps began to wonder about the zits on my brother's arms. it was a miracle. how could anyone create something so putrid and disgusting? it pained me just to set eyes on this spectacle; zit arms? indeed.
and so as i once again found my eyes wandering to the usual spot, i then began to wonder, if the zits on his arm could grow elsewhere? i decided to investigate. i'm not implying this in a gross manner, rather i looked at the back of his head, behind his ears, and other unusual places. upon beginning this investigation i discovered a grouping of these same pimples in other areas on this body- the backs of his feets, fingertips, and right below the hairy arch of the eyebrows.
what could this mean? i asked myself on another fine day. do i too carry the hereditary disease of unusual acne in unusual areas? or was this a new disease my sibling could only obtain? i had to find the answer.
i concocted my research in the nearby laboratory, which would be my bathroom. i took samples of his hairs, toenails, and anything he left behind. i even took cookie crumbs. alas, my efforts were in vain. i could only come to the conclusion my brother was a gross human being.
and so as i once again found my eyes wandering to the usual spot, i then began to wonder, if the zits on his arm could grow elsewhere? i decided to investigate. i'm not implying this in a gross manner, rather i looked at the back of his head, behind his ears, and other unusual places. upon beginning this investigation i discovered a grouping of these same pimples in other areas on this body- the backs of his feets, fingertips, and right below the hairy arch of the eyebrows.
what could this mean? i asked myself on another fine day. do i too carry the hereditary disease of unusual acne in unusual areas? or was this a new disease my sibling could only obtain? i had to find the answer.
i concocted my research in the nearby laboratory, which would be my bathroom. i took samples of his hairs, toenails, and anything he left behind. i even took cookie crumbs. alas, my efforts were in vain. i could only come to the conclusion my brother was a gross human being.