Sep 15, 2005 10:20
There are some things in life that can make me stay in my seat for a day in a half. One of those such things is seeing P. Diddy on :clears throat: Martha Stewart's show. Sorry....he just recently changed his name to Diddy, he dropped the P, I can't wait till he drops the Diddy too. These are two people who shouldn't be in the same state at the same time, let alone the same show. There is NOTHING more disturbing than seeing Diddy, or any rapper for that matter, try to teach a 64 year old woman how to rap and how to move while rapping. I thought I would laugh, I didn't. I sat there in aw. Here's the kicker folks. Among the subjects covered, jail, not one of them. I figured they would at least bring it up since that's the only thing THEY COULD POSSIBLY HAVE IN COMMON! Not to worry gang, Martha got him back when she had some chefs teach him how to wrap dumplings. It will be very interesting to see how he goes from wrapping dumplings back to bangin' bitches and poppin' caps in a cracka's ass. As for Martha, who are the producers of her show? Who works for Martha Stewart and says "you know, we should have that Puff Daddy fellow on, he's just the guy that a predominately white, middle aged, female audience would want to see". I think the thing that terrifies me most is that fact that I actually watched Martha Stewart, I mean I know I think she's hot but c'mon now.