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Unfortunately Adrian then proceeded to Minion Tap Karsh for 6 or 7, but he ended up getting beat up pretty badly by my minions.
(Stupid minions...stupid Karsh! What a n00b.)
Unfortunately, Adrian’s 2001 season-which many believed would be his breakout year- almost never got off the ground. A botched appendectomy performed in the Dominican Republic robbed him of spring training and necessitated a second surgery to repair the damage. It was mid-May before he saw any playing time.
(I remember that season...that sucked balls.)
Unfortunately Adrian was never allowed to wear the outfit...
(DAMNIT!)
Unfortunately, Adrian, a magazine isn't like a bunk food processor; we can't just send you another one on warranty.
(Dang...I was really hoping for a new one to go with my new food processor!) Actually, we can. It's in the mail.
(You've toyed with my heart for the last time!)
Unfortunately Adrian would not allow it claiming that it would not be fitting for the Pope to permit the body of so distinguished a Christian to be taken away.
(I'll keep that, thanks.)
Unfortunately, Adrian also programmed his own personality into the robot, so it had no social skills, and was never invited to parties with the other mad scientists' creations.
(The truth hurts, Google.)
Unfortunately Adrian then proceeded to Minion Tap Karsh for 6 or 7, but he ended up getting beat up pretty badly by my minions.
(Stupid minions...stupid Karsh! What a n00b.)
Unfortunately, Adrian’s 2001 season-which many believed would be his breakout year- almost never got off the ground. A botched appendectomy performed in the Dominican Republic robbed him of spring training and necessitated a second surgery to repair the damage. It was mid-May before he saw any playing time.
(I remember that season...that sucked balls.)
Unfortunately Adrian was never allowed to wear the outfit...
(DAMNIT!)
Unfortunately, Adrian, a magazine isn't like a bunk food processor; we can't just send you another one on warranty.
(Dang...I was really hoping for a new one to go with my new food processor!) Actually, we can. It's in the mail.
(You've toyed with my heart for the last time!)
Unfortunately Adrian would not allow it claiming that it would not be fitting for the Pope to permit the body of so distinguished a Christian to be taken away.
(I'll keep that, thanks.)
Unfortunately, Adrian also programmed his own personality into the robot, so it had no social skills, and was never invited to parties with the other mad scientists' creations.
(The truth hurts, Google.)