Lapsing...
It's been a bit, eh? School has finished up and started again for me. I've been working 40 hour weeks at the hotel for the past month and the rest of my life. I'm trying to eat less than 1600 calories a day and have been doing a damn good enough job of it to lose more weight than I'm supposed to in a week. I can only see it in my face, which seems to be wasting hideously away. So after that has disappeared, maybe I'll lose the beer gut (actually the wine, Chambord, Bailey's, and ice cream gut). Anytime I eat something I actually like, it makes me sick on account of my body has gotten accustomed to eating nothing but Special K, yogurt, and asparagus. I'm tired and cranky as hell. Diet woes...I need to sack up. "THERE ARE STARVING CHILDREN IN AFRICA!"
In less whiney insufferable news I've just hired and trained the sister of the little person who played Willow's daughter in, well, Willow. She claims to have puked on Val Kilmer. So, yeah, that's right...as her boss, I can vicariously live through her and claim having indirectly vomited upon Iceman.
My mom is turning old in a couple weeks. She doesn't seem to be looking forward to it. Poor girl.
I need a new pair of shoes. I've plum tuckered these out.
END!
In less whiney insufferable news I've just hired and trained the sister of the little person who played Willow's daughter in, well, Willow. She claims to have puked on Val Kilmer. So, yeah, that's right...as her boss, I can vicariously live through her and claim having indirectly vomited upon Iceman.
My mom is turning old in a couple weeks. She doesn't seem to be looking forward to it. Poor girl.
I need a new pair of shoes. I've plum tuckered these out.
END!