Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows book parody

[naill_renfro]

As I kept trying to put together an OOTP movie parody, the Deathly Hallows seemed to call out to me instead: "Parody us!" So here it is.  It's chock full of spoilers (and probably typos, too), so I've hidden the whole thing behind the cut.  An homage to the end of a series whose like I fear we shall not see again.  What will the next big fandom

Comments

[jjschwabach]

ROFL!

Except you left out:
Chapter 31: The Battle of Hogwarts
VOLDEMORT (in wonderful perfect quadrophonic sound with distortion levels so low as to make a brave man weep): This is Prostetnic Voldemort. Resistance is useless! But first, let me read you some of my poetry.
HOGWARTS DEFENDERS: Noooooo!!!

VOLDEMORT: If you insist (Raises wand.) Oh, yeah! Surrender Dorothy!

(battle begins)

[naill_renfro]

"Surrender Dorothy" - hee hee. I'm saving up a Wizard of Oz reference or two for the OOTP parody, whenever I finally get around to it -- Bellatrix Lestrange is the movie-WWotW type, although not the Elphaba type.

ROFL

[alaskaravenclaw]

lol Ron on charming witches
Alas, the HMS Harmony has run aground.
--no, nothing good in the muggle world, or at least the british section...

Re: ROFL

[flaviarassen]

Don't be too sure.
I have actually spoken to people who have called me
naive for expecting these fan-loons to follow cannon.

[mollyringwraith]

Your Bill/Fleur wedding sum-up had me doing the "LOL" thing. Excellent summarizing!

I will come back and read the actual whole thing after I'm done. In the meantime I will link it!

Glad I wasn't the only one to notice the pervy possibilities with everyone becoming Harry via Polyjuice Potion...;)

SPOILER ALERT, AGAIN!

[naill_renfro]

(Hope you're done with the book... If not, save this for later, although, alas, it won't come as much of a surprise.)

For wizarding couples, using Polyjuice potion to change into each other is just the beginning:

MID-LIFE CRISIS! RON: Please please please?
HERMIONE: Oh, all right. Just this once, I'll put on the blindfold first, then drink the potion.
HERMIONE, again: But the hair you're putting in that potion had better not belong to your sister-in-law Fleur!
MID-LIFE CRISIS! RON: ...Urk.

(BTW, that wasn't me just now. Couldn't have been. Definitely not. It was someone else, probably Argus Filch, impersonating me with Polyjuice Potion.)

[mollyringwraith]

Hah--ooh, I hadn't even thought of what Polyjuice could do for (or do to) people's love lives. But I bet fanfic writers totally have.

[ithildyn]

That was hilarious! [snickers madly]

[flaviarassen]

I would have put money on it.
But I also called Fred back in OotP.
I knew it would be the most angsty - especially since the twins
were named for 2 brothers who had died in the last war - for
only one to die. SO I did a "line count", and got the feeling
that George came up with more stuff & Fred more often just went
along. So he was the Spare.

Why, yes, I am a geek - why do you ask? :-)