This poll was going to be much longer and random-seeming, but I decided not to waste everyone's time
There WILL be less-obfuscated posts later, seriously. I expect so, anyway.
[generic movie trailer announcer voice with lots of dramatic pauses]
"At a time when One Man has made a Decision that will Rock the Foundations Of Everything We Know . . ."
[insert nearly-definitively-irrelevant clip of nahtmmm rubbing his head and saying, "It's time to face facts. The logistics of the situation are what they are. I'm gonna have to bite the bullet and make a change, soon. [pause] I just can't put off getting a haircut any longer, no doubt about it."]
"One Poll Could* have the Power to Change the Face Of The Internet . . .
. . . FOREVER."
[/generic movie trailer announcer voice with lots of dramatic pauses]
* So no, I don't intend to treat the results as binding, but they might help to sway me one way or the other in some suspiciously quasi-superstitious manner. Either way, I don't expect the outcome of this terribly unfascinating dilemma will occur until a year or two or so have passed.
Poll Poll #02: The Poll of DESTINY
[generic movie trailer announcer voice with lots of dramatic pauses]
"At a time when One Man has made a Decision that will Rock the Foundations Of Everything We Know . . ."
[insert nearly-definitively-irrelevant clip of nahtmmm rubbing his head and saying, "It's time to face facts. The logistics of the situation are what they are. I'm gonna have to bite the bullet and make a change, soon. [pause] I just can't put off getting a haircut any longer, no doubt about it."]
"One Poll Could* have the Power to Change the Face Of The Internet . . .
. . . FOREVER."
[/generic movie trailer announcer voice with lots of dramatic pauses]
* So no, I don't intend to treat the results as binding, but they might help to sway me one way or the other in some suspiciously quasi-superstitious manner. Either way, I don't expect the outcome of this terribly unfascinating dilemma will occur until a year or two or so have passed.
Poll Poll #02: The Poll of DESTINY