Isn't it funny how life insurance gets more expensive as you grow older?
Sex without love is an empty gesture. But as empty gestures go, it is one of the best
Woody Allen
Just sitting here, bored at work...
Ever since my parents got me youth allowance, they don't want to pay me anymore for my work that I do at their warehouse, so I'm working for charity here.
So, why not bum around? It's not as if they could fire me. And I'd be happy if they did :P.
Kick me out of home? Ha ha ha ha. I know how to use computers- they don't and thats my evil point of leverage taht ensures that I stick around be constantly lazy.
Well. Yeah. Enough Evil.
My parents annoy me so much. So very very much.
Here I am this morning, trying to download a program for which I need to fill out some crappy form for before I can download it, and my father wants me to write an email for him before we leave for the warehouse. I told him I could do it at the warehouse, and it would be faster because I have a pre-written thingy that I can copy and paste (people ask you the same dumb questions all the time so I've compiled a bunch of stuff on the work computer that answers all the FAQ's.) but of course, he wants me to do it NOW.
So I do.
Then when I'm finished, they say "COME ON WERE GOING TO BE LATE!".
...
...
...
...
GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!!!
So I rush to get ready, and then what's the result of that?
1- My download doesn't get to start cuase I don't fill out the damn form.
2- I forget to put my mobile on a charger so I can call Jess when I come down to see her tonight
3- I don't get to have breakfast.
4-I want to kill something. Anyone got a .22 and a spare few zombies I can blast away in frustration?
Fuck, I hate. Hate. Hate. Hate. Hate. Hate. Hate. HATE EBAY.
I don't like, I don't like, I don't like EBAY.
I just want to shoot the whole site down.
Well, thats enough inane babbling for one day.
Woody Allen
Just sitting here, bored at work...
Ever since my parents got me youth allowance, they don't want to pay me anymore for my work that I do at their warehouse, so I'm working for charity here.
So, why not bum around? It's not as if they could fire me. And I'd be happy if they did :P.
Kick me out of home? Ha ha ha ha. I know how to use computers- they don't and thats my evil point of leverage taht ensures that I stick around be constantly lazy.
Well. Yeah. Enough Evil.
My parents annoy me so much. So very very much.
Here I am this morning, trying to download a program for which I need to fill out some crappy form for before I can download it, and my father wants me to write an email for him before we leave for the warehouse. I told him I could do it at the warehouse, and it would be faster because I have a pre-written thingy that I can copy and paste (people ask you the same dumb questions all the time so I've compiled a bunch of stuff on the work computer that answers all the FAQ's.) but of course, he wants me to do it NOW.
So I do.
Then when I'm finished, they say "COME ON WERE GOING TO BE LATE!".
...
...
...
...
GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!!!
So I rush to get ready, and then what's the result of that?
1- My download doesn't get to start cuase I don't fill out the damn form.
2- I forget to put my mobile on a charger so I can call Jess when I come down to see her tonight
3- I don't get to have breakfast.
4-I want to kill something. Anyone got a .22 and a spare few zombies I can blast away in frustration?
Fuck, I hate. Hate. Hate. Hate. Hate. Hate. Hate. HATE EBAY.
I don't like, I don't like, I don't like EBAY.
I just want to shoot the whole site down.
Well, thats enough inane babbling for one day.