"BOREDOM" - Chapter 9
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Disclaimer: I don't, okay?!?! STOP TEASING ME!!!
My writer's block is PARTLY gone! I want to thank you all for waiting patiently for me! Thanks sooo much for the reviews! *gives everyone a cupcake* ^______^
By the way, authors, remember that you're not going to be in the story much because I just put you here cuz I could. It's a Sonic the Hedgehog fic. So I'm sorry if I dissapointed some of you. *the authors in the fic throw their cupcakes at her* .... *HUGE sweatdrop*
Also, all the people who asked to be in this fic will have a cameo in this chapter. I think only two people asked... phew!! *ANOTHER HUGE sweatdrop* Hehe, less work for meee.... ^_^;;;
Continuing.
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With Tails and S.T.
"What are you supposed to be?" S.T. said, eyeing Tails who is putting on a black cape.
"I am... THE PHANTOM OF THE OPERA!!!" he said dramatically, and putting on a mask that just covers the eyes.
"o_O"
With J and I...
"I hate this I hate this I hate this!!" I muttered as I looked at myself in the mirror.
"What are you talking about, you look fine." J said.
"No I don't! I look WEIRD!! ... Hehe, since I'm the author of this fic..." I snap my fingers and a better medieval costume appears on me. "Ah ha! Now I look better!" I said, twirling while looking at myself in the mirror. J sweatdropped. Oh fine, I'll call J, Sonic19902, because I want to and I can do that. I'll call myself L-Gurl too... ACTUALLY, I'll call all the authors their pen names except Rhonda and Linzy... er, anyway. I faced Sonic19902 and said, "Man, you look like one of the people from Men In Black."
"^_^;; I'm wearing a suit! Heehee."
"o_O Heehee?"
"Yeah, heehee."
Meanwhile, with Sonadow...
"NOT SONADOW!!" Sonic yelled.
::rolls eyes:: CONTINUING!!
"Lalala, I am a fairy princess!!!" yelled Shadow as he busted open the bathroom door and stepped out. Sonic looked at him in horror.
"HOLY CRAP!!!!" he yelled, jumping on the bed.
"I look good, DON'T I?!" Shadow said happily, examining himself in the mirror. He had on WAY too much make-up, A LOT of glitters all over his body and quills, a pink glittery shirt with puffy shoulder sleeves, a pink mini skirt with several layers (kinda like Sailor Moon's outfit, the skirt only), pink boots, pink gloves with glitter, a fairy wand in his left hand and a little mini pumpkin in his right. (o_O Whoa, imagine that.)
"You look like a freak of nature!!" Sonic yelled.
"Ya think? I think I look cute!" Sonic fell off the bed.
"NO WAY!! YOU LOOK HIDEOUS!!"
Shadow sniffed and suddenly burst out crying. "WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-" the blue hedgehog ran over and covered his mouth.
"Shh!"
"Mmmpfh!"
"ACK!! EWW, SPIT!!!" said Sonic and he quickly withdrew his hand and started washing it in the sink. "-_- You are absolutely... absolutely.... impossible!!"
"No, I'M possible." Shadow winked.
"What's that supposed to mean? And don't wink, you look freaky!!"
"^______________________^"
With the female authors...
"Don't tell me you're wearing that."
"Ooooh yeah, I'm wearing this." Rhonda said she started dancing a funky dance.
"Why would ANYONE wanna be Britney Spears?!"
"I'm gonna humiliate her, stupid! I heard she was on this cruise."
"Oh really?"
"Yeeeah. What are you supposed to be?"
"A boy." Linzy tied up her hair and put it in a bun. She took a hat and put it on backwards, covering the hair bun. She removed her jewelry, and adjusted her look so she would look like a guy.
"Man, you DO look like a boy when you do that!!"
"Heh."
With the female Sonic Characters...
"Nice outfit, Rouge!"
"Thanks. I like yours too."
"Thanks. Where'd you get the idea of being a gypsy?"
"The Hunchback of Notre Dame!! Where'd you get the idea of being a Fortune Teller?"
"The Fortune Teller!" Rouge sweatdropped. "Where's Amy?"
"In the bathroom!" Amy shouted from inside the BR.
"What are you doing?"
"Putting on my costume!"
Rouge shrugged and faced Tikal. "Don't you feel hot?"
"Well, yeah, kinda cuz I'm wearing layers of black material. Is my make-up okay?"
"Hmm... more eye shadow so you can look mysterious." Tikal put on more black eye shadow with glitters. "Better?"
"Yep." Amy burst through the door at that moment.
"HELLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!"
"ACK!! THE PINKNESS!! THE PINKNESS!!!" Tikal and Rouge yelled, covering their eyes.
"Yup! PINK RULZ!!"
"It burns my eyes!!" Tikal said.
"What are you supposed to be?" asked Rouge.
"A... um.... I dunno, but it's pink!" Rouge and Tikal fell over.
"PINK IS EVIL!! EEEEVVVIIILLLLL!!!" Rouge said dramatically. Amy did a stupid pose and everyone but her sweatdropped.
With Knuckles and Eggman....
"You're such a freak."
"^_^"
Knuckles was staring at Eggman's costume, which was.... an egg. He also had a hat with real eggs bordering it. Knuckles walked up to the mirror and did a pose. "I look strange, but at least I've got a costume!" Knuckles was wearing a wizard costume, one that looked similar to the one that Mickey Mouse has, complete with the pointy hat.
"EEEEhehehe..."
Room D125...
"Hurry up, Sonic!! Get into your freakin' costume, we're gonna be late for our meeting in the lobby/atrium thingy!!" yelled Shadow, applying extra lipstick to his lips. Sonic had opened his luggage and was desperately searching for his costume.
"Aw crap, where is it... where is it...." Sonic whispered to himself, taking a shirt and throwing it behind him, landing on Shadow's head. He took the shirt and threw it on Sonic's bed.
"What are you looking for anyway?"
"MY COSTUME!!!"
"Didn't you pack it?"
".... Uuuhhhhhhmmmm......."
-Flashback-
"Shadow, where's my costume?" Sonic yelled as he was packing his bag for the cruise.
"How am I supposed to know, I ain't your mommy!!" said Shadow from the kitchen. He was already finished packing.
Sonic ran around desperately in his room and found his costume in the closet. "Oh, I'll just leave it here for now..." he took it from the closet and threw it on his bed.
*15 minutes later*
The blue hedgehog zipped up his suitcase. "I'm ready, Shad! Let's go!"
"Finally!!"
Sonic ran out of the apartment with his stuff and onto the sidewalk. Shadow's luggage was just outside of the apartment. He looked over their apartment room, checking if they left anything behind. He shrugged and closed the door, locking it.
Sonic's costume was still on top of his bed.
-End Flashback-
"Oh no, I didn't pack it!! Stupid! Stupid! Stupid!!" Sonic said, whacking his head with his hand.
"Yup, you're stupid!" Shadow grinned.
"-_-;; What am I going to do for a costume?" Sonic put on a thoughtful face. Shadow walked over and took the 'thoughtful face' mask from him.
"I know, why don't you be a bum?" suggested Sha-chan (Shadow, people! SHADOW.)
"No."
"A wizard?"
"That's Knuckles. AND I DON'T HAVE ANY COSTUME AT ALL!!!"
"Theeeen... do something with your clothes. Anything. Aaaaanything...."
"o_o... kay..." Sonic thought for a moment. "I know! I'll be a hobo!"
"I suggested that earlier!"
"No you didn't."
"Yes I did."
"No you didn't."
"Yes I did."
.... Umm....
Deck 5, Atrium, Lobby...
Knuckles sighed and looked at his watch. "Where are they?"
"Having some happy time together!" Tails said.
"o_O;;" went everyone.
"I don't wanna know what he meant by that." Rouge said.
"Oh where's my Sonikku?" Amy asked.
"Wait, what are you again?" S.T. asked.
"A pretty pink person!"
"Hey Sonic Crew, listen up. Rhonda, Linzy, Sonic19902, S.T. and I are gonna go now." I said, getting up. All the authors got up too.
"Where are you going?" asked Tails.
"We're gonna hang out." said S.T.
"Why aren't you staying here with us?" asked Tikal.
"This is a Sonic fic, remember? Not an author fic." said Linzy.
"Oh..."
"Well, see ya later!" said Rhonda as they all waved. L-Gurl winked at them before all the authors left. Everyone continued waiting for the two hedgehogs. Rouge decided to go walk around a bit and got up. As she passed the place where the elevators are located, one of the elevators opened and out ran Sonic and Shadow.
Sonic's costume was... well, ripped up clothes. He actually took clothes he didn't like from his suitcase and ripped up some of the parts. Then he smudged some dirt and grime all over it and some on his body too. He REALLY looked like a true bum. Shadow REALLY looked like a true freak. (Shad: -_-;;;)
Rouge stared in horror at Shadow.
"W-w-what...."
"Yeah I know, scary huh?" Sonic asked.
"More than scary!! Hideous!!"
Shadow grinned widely. "^________^"
"And do you know what's even more creepy?"
"What?"
"Amy has the EXACT same outfit!"
Sonic fell over. "Really?!"
"Yeah!" Rouge ran over to Shadow and took hold of his shoulders.
"Oh no." murmured Shadow. Rouge shook him violently.
"Where'd you get that costume?!" said Rouge, shaking him.
"I-I-I-I G-GOT IT A-AT... x_@"
"Darn it, Rouge, stop shaking him for a moment!!" Sonic yelled.
The vampire bat stopped. "Sorry..."
"I got it at the Pretty Pink store..." Shadow said.
"o_O;;;;"
"It was on sale for 5 bucks!!" Rouge and Sonic fell over.
"C'mon, let's go to the atrium, everyone's waiting for you."
Shadow, Rouge and Sonic walked over to the lobby/atrium thingy and saw that everyone was indeed sitting down at their seats. Amy stared at Shadow and he stared back.
"Oh my god!!" said Amy.
"I look prettier then her, right?" Shadow asked. Sonic whacked him over the head. ";_;"
"Where the heck didja get that costume, Shadow-san?!" Amy asked.
"At the Pretty Pink store!"
"Me too!"
"COOL!!" they both said at the same time.
Knuckles looked as if he wanted to smack them both. "Shadow, are you really a freak or what? Cuz in the ARK incident, you were totally serious. And you barely grinned."
"Uuuuuhhhmmmm... what, do you want me to be more serious?"
"YOSH!!" screamed everyone. Eggman each threw an egg at them.
"-_-;;"
"Oh fine, I'll be more serious..." Shadow said.
"Finally, we won't have to deal with his stupidness." Shadow glared at Sonic. "^_____^"
"All righty, so where are we going?" Tikal asked.
"To the Princess Theater!!" said Tails, looking at the Princess Patter. (The princess patter is like a daily newspaper for all the people onboard. in it says what's gonna happen that night, what you can do during the day, and the shows showing for that night.)
"What's gonna happen in the Princess Theater?" Knuckles asked.
"It says here: 'Go to the Princess Theater on Halloween Night for a special dance for all the passengers!'"
"YAY!!" everyone shouted.
"Wait, wait!" Sonic yelled. Everyone stopped shouting. "Aren't the seats in the Princess Theater nailed to the floor? How can we possibly dance?"
"............"
"Gimme that!" Eggman said as he grabbed the Princess Patter. He read it over... "The dance is in the Skywalkers Nightclub, not the theater!"
"You can't read, Tails!!!" Tikal said.
"I made a mistake, so sue me!"
"Okay, good idea!" Tails fell over.
"Which deck is the Nightclub on?" asked Rouge.
"Deck 18."
"YAY!!" everyone shouted.
"LES' GO!" said Amy.
"YEAH!!" The boys ran for the elevator. They started pushing, shoving, kicking, punching you name it. Rouge, Tails, Tikal and Amy sweatdropped and entered a different elevator, getting to deck 18 first.
"ME FIRST!!" Sonic yelled.
Shadow pushed him out of the way. "No, me!"
"Not you, me." Knuckles pushed both of them aside. Eggman walked over to them and bumped them out of the way with his stomach. He went into the elevator and the doors closed.
"... (sigh) Who let that happen?" Shadow asked. Knuckles was staring at him. "What?!"
"You look like a total freak!!"
"Do not!"
"Heh, why dontcha' ask the people around us?" Sonic said. Shadow looked around and saw that everyone passing by them stared at Shadow.
"Mommy, mommy, look at that UGLY person there!" said a little boy, pointing at Shadow. The boy's mother looked up at Shadow and screamed.
"EEEEEEEEEEEE ("Mommy?" asked the little boy) EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEKKK!!!" she ran away, leaving the boy behind.
"MOOMMMYY!!!!!! WAIT UP, DON'T LEAVE ME WITH THE UGLY MAN!!!" screamed the boy, closing his eyes and running randomly away.
"... I look that ugly?" asked Shadow.
"Not ugly, hideous." Sonic said.
"Then how can you stand me?"
"I dunno..." Sonic and Knuckles said at the same time. "OOOOOAAAAHHHHH!!! COOL!! BLAH BLAH BLAH!!" Shadow sweatdropped.
"Um, we should go to the Nightclub now!!!!"
"OH YEAH!!" they all ran into the elevator and up they went to deck 18. They entered the club and saw that it was filled with people. (well, duh) The boys saw Rouge sitting down on one of the couches/things they have at bars and/or lounges.
She grinned at them. "Hi guys! I see that you've finally made it!"
"Yup. Right after a random conversation." Shadow said.
"All right, is someone gonna ask me to dance or what?" Rouge asked giving Knuckles a quick glance.
"Rouge, c'mon!" said Knuckles as he walked to her, grabbed her arm and pulled her to the dance floor. Knuckles didn't need to pull much because Rouge was more than willing to go.
"Hey, where's Tails anyway?" Sonic asked. He heard someone say "Over here!" and looked over to see Tails dancing with another cute female fox dressed up as Cleopatra. Sonic smiled. "He seems to be enjoying himself." The blue hedgehog heard a scream of joy and instantly realized what was about to happen.
Amy came running up to Sonic.
"SONIKKUUUUU!!!" she cried, hugging Sonic tightly. "DANCE WITH MEE!!"
"NO WAY!!"
"Why not?"
"Because."
"Because why?"
"Because I said no."
"Well, I ain't taking no for an answer. Les' go!!" Amy literally dragged Sonic onto the dance floor.
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Shadow was sitting on the couch Rouge was sitting on before. He sighed. "Why doesn't anyone ask me to dance?" he wondered aloud. "Even EGGMAN'S dancing!!" He looked over to see Eggman dancing with another incredibly fat lady. Both of them did the belly bump, or whatever the heck it's called!
"DOESN'T ANYONE LIKE MEEEE?!?!" cried Shadow sadly. Everything and everyone was suddenly silent. Crickets chirped.
"Not with you looking like that!" everyone said to Shadow as the huge stereo turned on again and they continued dancing.
"I suddenly don't like my costume anymore... ;_;" Shadow sobbed, lying down on the couch and sobbing hysterically.
Surprisingly, Big the Cat was running towards Shadow in an incredible speed, almost as fast as Sonic. "BONZAAAAIIII!!!" he yelled, jumping up suddenly and landing on top of the sobbing hedgehog. Shadow's eyes bulged out.
"ACK!!! CAN'T.... BREATH!!!! MUST... GET... FAT... CAT... OFF OF.... MEE!!!" the black and red hedgehog choked, trying with all his might to get the massive cat off.
"GIMME A POPSICLE FIRST!" said Big, grinning like an idiot.
"I'LL GIVE YA A POPSICLE WHEN YOU *GET OFF*!!!" Shadow managed. Big squeaked happily and got off and Shadow was able to breath correctly.
"JEEZUS, MAN!!!" Shadow got a popsicle from a cooler that appeared out of thin air and gave it to Big.
"YAAAAY!!!" Big jumped back on top of Shadow, who was lying down on the couch again, stomach down.
"DARN IT, BIG!!! GET OFF... (grunt) MEE!!!" again, the so-called 'ultimate life form' tried desperately to get Big off.
SonicFan#1 came in dragging a HUGE shovel. "Hello Shadow."
"... Who are you?"
"I am... SONICFAN#1!! YAY!!"
"o_o What are you gonna do with that shovel?"
"I'm gonna help you to try to get Big off!" Big was eating his popsicle happily. SonicFan#1 looked over him. "Seeing how huge he is, that'll probably be really difficult..."
"Try anyway! My BODY HURTS AND I CAN'T REALLY BREEEATHE!!!" whined Shadow.
"Okay!" SonicFan#1 went over to Big's left side and stuck the shovel under him. She started pushing down the handle that was connected to the shovel head. Big didn't move at all. "DARN!!!" She jumped on the handle and started jumping up and down on it. "GET OFF YOU FREAKIN' CAT!!!" The handle snapped in half, causing SonicFan#1 to fall off. "Oww! Man, that cat is really heavy!!"
"Well, IMAGINE THIS CAT ON YOUR BACK!!!!"
"Ouch..."
"YEAH, OUCH!! MORE THAN OUCH!! THE PAAAAIIIIINNNNN!!!"
"O_O Umm... I'll.. just go now... good luck finding help, Shadow!" SonicFan#1 took what remained of the shovel and walked away.
"My baaaaack..."
(There's SonicFan#1's cameo appearance. ^_______^)
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'Will ya dance? Will ya dance with me all night?' the speakers boomed, starting another upbeat techno song. Sonic stood still, watching Amy dance in front of him. He glared at her.
"Can I go now?!"
"Nevaaar!! You must dance with the magnificent Amy Rose first!"
"Whoever said you were magnificent..." muttered Sonic. Amy started doing a REALLY NASTY DANCE that would make this fic skyrocket to R! Sonic stood in extreme shock.
"Amy?! Who taught you to dance like this?!" Sonic asked, standing extremely still, making a strange face at Amy's dance.
"After going into clubs and watching those high school students do it, it looked cool!" Sonic made an even worse face.
"I'M JUST GONNA GO NOW!!!" Sonic shouted over the speakers, running frantically away from the horrid pink hedgehog. Amy continued dancing the nasty dance all by herself, not realizing that Sonic left.
"Who knows what else that girl's been exposed to..." murmured Sonic, walking back to where they left Shadow. When he saw Shadow's poor state, he almost fell over, laughing his butt off.
"(snicker) Shad, what happened to ya?"
Shadow was crying those anime waterfalls. "HE WON'T GET OFF!!!" he sobbed, trying to get Big off... again. "AND I CAN FEEL MY FRIGGIN' SPINE BREAKING!!!"
Sonic looked at him blankly. "So?"
"WHAT DO YOU MEAN, "SO"?! HELP ME OUT!!!" he screamed. Sonic grinned and grabbed a man wearing a bee costume.
"C'mon Big, you like the bee? You wanna chew the bee up?" Sonic teased, holding the poor man by his feet and swinging him around like a stick.
"AHHHHHHH!! LET GO OF MEEEE!!" shouted the man. Big was watching the bee man like a dog was watching his owner swing around a stick, waiting for him to throw it so that he could return it.
"JEEZ, SONIC!! HURRY UP!! MY SPINE'S BREAKING!!! ACK!! THE PAAAIIN!!!" Shadow cried.
Sonic grinned again. Then he turned towards Big. "You like the bee man, Big?" teased Sonic again. He started waving the man back and forth, exactly like a stick. Don't ask me how that's possible.
"Yeah! Yeah! I like the bee man! Yeah, bee man, yeah! I like bee man! Yeah! Bee man!" Big said.
"Okay, then go get it, boy!!" Sonic threw the man in a random direction.
"WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!"
"Ooooh, SHTICK!!!" Big said, leaping off Shadow (phew) and chasing the still soaring bee man.
Shadow had a butt print of Big's butt on his costume. He looked up at Sonic. "I..."
"Yeah?" asked Sonic.
"I..."
"Yeah?!"
"I...."
"YEAH?!?!"
"I... HATE YOU!!!!" Sonic fell over.
"Why?! I just saved your frickin' spine there, man!!"
"WHY DIDJA HAVE TO STALL?! MY BACK WAS ABOUT TO BREAK!!!"
"It seemed fun..."
"If I could get up, I would strangle you..."
"Well, you can't, so ha!"
"..."
--
"Rouge."
"What, Knuckles?"
"Can we stop dancing?"
"Why?"
"Cuz."
"... Why?"
".......... Cuz."
"Okay!"
Rouge and Knuckles stopped dancing and walked over to where Sonic and Shadow were.
"Hehe, why is there a butt print on Shadow's costume?" Knuckles asked, snickering.
"Stupid Big the Cat came over and sat on my back."
"o_O;;;"
Eggman, Amy, Tails, and Tikal walked back to them.
"Sonikku, why'd you leave me when I was dancing with you?" Amy asked.
"Because you were being very scary."
"Oh."
"Hiya!" Tikal said.
"Hey, where've you been? We haven't seen ya." Rouge said.
"I was dancing with this cute echidna dude."
"Yeah, I know I'm cute..." Knuckles grinned.
"I'm not talking about you, idiot, I was talking about him!" Tikal pointed at a real cute echidna. He was brown and had green eyes. He was wearing baggy shorts, a loose shirt and a necklace-like chain around his neck. Also, he had on a pair of cool-looking sunglasses. Some girls were surrounding him, both flirting and staring at him. Suddenly the brown echidna took off his shirt, exposing his build, and he had a nice build indeed. Some of the girls fainted, some of the girls stared with their jaws down, and some of them started glomping him.
"o_O;;;;" went Sonic, Tails, Tikal, Knuckles, Rouge, Amy, Eggman, and Shadow.
"What's his name?" asked Sonic.
"Robert." Tikal answered.
Rouge grinned and walked up to the brown echidna.
"Oh no, what's she gonna do?" Tails said. Everyone shrugged.
"Hey Robert." Rouge said flirtatiously at him. She was an expert at flirting.
"Hey babe." he responded, lowering his sunglasses to get a better look at the vampire bat. She grinned seductively and pushed her way through the girls and right in front of him. She lifted up a finger and traced his lips. "Hm, veery nice... perfect for kissing..." she said soothingly. Robert grinned devilishly.
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Meanwhile, Knuckles was red hot with anger. "I swear, I'm gonna kill that freak for stealing my girl!!!!" Knuckles raged, rolling up his costume's long sleeves. He was about to march right up to Robert and beat the crap out of him when Eggman grabbed him.
"No hurting people tonight!" he said, waving his index finger left and right in front of Knuckles' face. He glared.
"I can hurt people whenever I want to!!" he screamed, somehow getting out of Eggman's grasp. He started running full speed at Robert. Tikal sighed. "Oh dear." said Amy.
"He was always the jealous type..." she said. Then, Tikal started chanting something in a native tongue, staring at Knuckles while doing so. "Ta me oyri jan aiguo wapen bac gae. Flirj paken. Ni paken. Lo zay!" In an instant, Knuckles was frozen and lifted high into the air.
"What the... Tikal!!! Get this float spell off!!!" he yelled.
"Nope! I think you can do it yourself,” she said.
"What?!"
"I gave you lessons on how to do spells, remember?!"
"Oh yeah..."
"Now show me what you remember."
"Sure!" Knuckles smiled wolfishly. He then began to speak in the same native tongue Tikal used while chanting her spell. "Kotu giq noq hruh iwafed zanke mivst! Ma de... ma de... umm.... ma... de...." the echidna tried remembering how the rest of the spell went. He frowned. "Uh oh... I don't think I remember the rest of the float disablement spell..."
"Heh. Too bad for yooou." teased Tikal from below him. Sonic, Tails and Eggman smirked while Shadow was still crying waterfalls because of his back. And if you just had Big the Cat sitting on YOUR back, you'd do the same as poor Shadow here.
"JEEZ, TIKAL!! GET THIS SPELL OOFFFF!!!"
"Lemme think about it." she paused. "No."
"AAARRGH!!!"
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Rouge's finger traced down from Robert's lips to his chest. "Wow, nice six pack you got," she murmured softly, twirling her finger flirtatiously around Robert’s chest. The brown echidna suddenly grabbed hold on Rouge's waist. Then, he brought his mouth close to her right ear.
"C'mon, baby. Let's get it on," he whispered.
--
The 5 authors including me were sitting in a circular table, drinking non-alcoholic drinks. (DUH!!) We all saw this.
"o_o;;;" went Sonic19902, Linzy, Rhonda and S.T.
"The heck?! Why'd you make that happen?!" Rhonda asked me.
"Yeah! That was totally random!" Linzy said. "... I like random things! I like Yu-Gi-Oh!"
"Yu-Gi-Oh sucks!" said Sonic19902.
"Does not!"
"Does too!"
"Oh shut up!!" S.T. yelled. Both of them shut up.
"Soon you'll see why Rouge is flirting with Robert over there." I said to them. They nodded and continued watching the Sonic Crew.
--
Knuckles saw all of this and he turned a brighter shade of red from anger. "D@#$%&, TIKAL!!! GET THIS F*@#$%& SPELL OFF OF ME BEFORE I BEAT THE S#$@ OUT OF YOU!!!!"
"Oh... (sighs) all right." the orange echidna began the disablement spell. "Kotu giq noq hruh iwafed zanke mivst. Ma de chan udarv milpu ifas vaqum. Jis paken. No yu paken. Lo diwn!"
Knuckles started floating down gently. As soon as his feet reached the floor, Sonic, Eggman and Tails got a hold of him before he ran to beat the crap outta Robert.
"DARN IT, JUST WHEN I WAS FREE OF A STUPID PESTERING SPELL, ANOTHER PEST COMES AND RESTRAINS ME!!" screamed Knuckles.
--
Rouge shook her head disapprovingly. "No, I've got a better idea. Let go of me for a sec." Robert raised an eyebrow. 'Wow, that makes him look kinda cool. Ah well. I must do what I must do.'
The French bat raised her hand. Robert stared. "What?"
"GET A LOAD OF *THIS*!!" Rouge screamed, SLAPPING Robert straight across the face.
--
The Sonic Crew looked on in shock.
--
"WHAT WAS THAT FOR?!" yelled Robert, covering the spot where he's been slapped.
"HAHA, I SLAPPED MISTER SEXAAAY!!!! HOO HAW!!!" Rouge yelled, skipping back to Knuckles and everyone else (everyone as in the Sonic Crew) who was staring at her in total amazement. Knuckles, was still being held back by Eggman, Sonic and Tails. All four were staring at either Rouge or Robert, who was whining like a total baby.
Rouge the bat walked over to Knuckles and gave him a kiss on the cheek. She giggled at him before sitting down on one of the couches. Tikal and Amy absentmindedly walked over to her and sat down on both sides of Rouge, still staring.
"Yes?"
"Whoa..." Tikal said.
"Rouge! You rock!!" Amy said. Rouge grinned widely and gave her a high five.
"Well, I can say that, that was totally uncalled for!" said Tikal. "Why didja do that?"
"Dunno. Just wanted to have some fun tonight. ^_____^"
"You go, girl!" Tikal and Rouge also high fived.
--
"Oooooooh...." said the 4 authors.
"So that's why..." S.T. said.
"Yep." Rhonda agreed.
"Strange reason though." said Linzy.
"Linzy, EVERYTHING in this fic is strange." Sonic19902 said.
"Not everything..." I murmured. "Same goes for all of your fics! THEY'RE ALL STRANGE!!" I said. They grinned.
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Knuckles was staring at Rouge. "Isn't she the greatest?" all the boys fell over, except Shadow who was still lying on the couch. Rouge got up and ran to Knuckles.
"^_^ Hiya."
"LET'S DANCE!!" suggested Knuckles.
"I AGREE!!"
Rouge and Knuckles ran to the dance floor, dancing once again.
"Aren't they just the weirdest couple?" Tails said. They all nodded.
Suddenly, all the lights in the nightclub turned off.
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! THE APOCALYPSE!!!!" Tails sobbed. Everyone took a step back.
"What's going on?!" Sonic yelled.
"WE WILL GIVE YOU... A HALLOWEEEEEEN SURPRIIIIIIIIIIISE!!!!" said a voice.
"... Yay..." Shadow whined.
"Your back still hurts?!" Knuckles asked.
"DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW FREAKIN' HEAVY BIG IS?!?!"
"No. He hasn't sat on me."
"EXACTLY!! BOOGA BOO TO YOU AND YOU!!" Shad screamed.
Sonic looked at Shadow. "Moron."
"Yesssssssss. WHERE'S POTATO MAN WHEN YA NEED HIM?!"
"o_O;;"
"DOES ANYONE REMEMBER I'M HERE?!" asked the voice again.
"WE DON'T CARE. WE'RE GOING BACK TO OUR ROOMS CUZ WE'RE EXTREMELY SLEEPY AND IT'S 1:25 AM. GOODNIGHT." everyone in the Nightclub but Shadow said.
"WAIT!! THERE'S SUPPOSED TO BE A HALLOWEEN SURPRISE NOW!!"
"We're too tired." EVERYONE answered in return.
They heard the voice pout. "Fine..." They also heard him hop in his car, and drive off, grumbling about monkeys in space suits.
"..."
"HOW EXACTLY *IS* EVERYONE TALKING AT THE SAME TIME?!?!" wondered Shadow.
"WE DUNNO!! GOODNIGHT, SHADOW THE HEDGEHOG!!" said everyone in the entire nightclub who attended. Everybody including the Sonic Crew left to go back to their staterooms except for Sonic and Shadow.
"Looks like we're the only people in here," Sonic said. "C'mon Mr. Plasma, let's go."
"o_O Mr. Plasma?"
"^_________^"
"I can't get up."
"... What?"
"I can't get up."
"Why not?!"
"My back is almost broken. It'll probably heal overnight, but right now I can't do anything."
"... Oh no."
"Oh yes, Sonic. Oh yes."
5 minutes later in the elevator...
Sonic pouted. "Do I have to carry you on the elevator?!"
"What, do you want me on the floor?"
"I wouldn't mind!! It would be easier for me! You exactly ain't Mr. Light." Shadow whacked him over the head. "OWW!!"
"NEVER insult me! CHAOS SPEAR!!"
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH!! SONIC WIND!!" Sonic's attack absorbed Shadow's attack. "Yay!"
"Yeah, yay... hey, we're in deck 12 already! COME ON, HURRY AND GET TO OUR ROOM!!!"
"YESSIR!!" Sonic ran in an incredible speed to their stateroom. He opened the door with his cruise card and they got in. He threw Shadow on his bed.
"OWWWWWWW!! BY BAAAACK!!"
"Sorry dude can't do anything about it." Sonic began removing his hobo costume which consisted of ripped up clothes.
"Wait... ohmygod..."
"What's wrong now? The fact that I'm undressing in front of you? (sighs) Oh dear. Why don't I go into the BR?" Sonic enters the BR. "Better?" he asked sarcastically from inside.
"It's not that, stupid!"
Sonic came out of the BR, taking off his ripped pants smudged with dirt and mud. (which was purposely smudged because he wanted to look like a true bum) "Well, what's wrong then?!"
"My costume! I can't get it off! I can't even sit upright! I CAN'T EVEN SIT!!!"
"... So?" Sonic took off the rest of his costume and threw it in the trash.
"DARN IT, HELP ME GET IT OFF!!"
"Um, oookay..." Sonic walked over to Shadow. "Now what?" Shadow slapped his forehead.
"Figure out how to remove everything." Sonic did so and removed the skirt. He then removed the shirt, the gloves, the boots, and everything else Shadow had on. All that was left was the make-up.
"o_O;;; I can't remove that."
"I'll do it tomorrow morning when my back is better. Thanks for helping me out, Sonic."
"No problem." Sonic took Shadow's blanket and covered him with it.
"Thanks again."
"Sure." Then, our ever so helpful blue hedgehog turned all the lights off except his bed lamp. He made sure the door was locked and climbed into his bed. "G'night, Shad."
"'Night."
Sonic turned off the bed lamp.
2 minutes later...
"Sonic?" Shadow asked.
"Yeah?" Sonic answered in the dark.
"Um... I need to go to the bathroom..."
"... Oh dear God..."
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I think this was a pretty good chapter! It wasn't as funny as the others (I don't think it was THAT funny at all.... *frowns*) but at least I wrote something! Bye for now!
~L-Gurl
P.S. - Llybian and Reiko, you'll get your cameo in the next chapter. I couldn't really think of where to plug you in this chapter. I PROMISE that you'll be in the next chappy. PROMISE!!!
P.P.S. - Please don't ask me anymore to be in this fic because I don't wanna end up like Sonic19902 who wants/has to plug in every single person who asks to be in College Days 2 and making sure that person has enough lines because he doesn't want anyone mad at him, and did that whole freakin' sentence make sense at all?!?! (if it didn't, e-mail me. ^_________^)
And you have NO IDEA how much people Sonic19902 put in his College Days fic. Especially in the ELAOD chapters.
Yeah yeah, I know I'm mean. ^_^
P.P.P.S. - I think I over-did it when Rouge started "flirting" with Robert... ^_^;;
Disclaimer: I don't, okay?!?! STOP TEASING ME!!!
My writer's block is PARTLY gone! I want to thank you all for waiting patiently for me! Thanks sooo much for the reviews! *gives everyone a cupcake* ^______^
By the way, authors, remember that you're not going to be in the story much because I just put you here cuz I could. It's a Sonic the Hedgehog fic. So I'm sorry if I dissapointed some of you. *the authors in the fic throw their cupcakes at her* .... *HUGE sweatdrop*
Also, all the people who asked to be in this fic will have a cameo in this chapter. I think only two people asked... phew!! *ANOTHER HUGE sweatdrop* Hehe, less work for meee.... ^_^;;;
Continuing.
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With Tails and S.T.
"What are you supposed to be?" S.T. said, eyeing Tails who is putting on a black cape.
"I am... THE PHANTOM OF THE OPERA!!!" he said dramatically, and putting on a mask that just covers the eyes.
"o_O"
With J and I...
"I hate this I hate this I hate this!!" I muttered as I looked at myself in the mirror.
"What are you talking about, you look fine." J said.
"No I don't! I look WEIRD!! ... Hehe, since I'm the author of this fic..." I snap my fingers and a better medieval costume appears on me. "Ah ha! Now I look better!" I said, twirling while looking at myself in the mirror. J sweatdropped. Oh fine, I'll call J, Sonic19902, because I want to and I can do that. I'll call myself L-Gurl too... ACTUALLY, I'll call all the authors their pen names except Rhonda and Linzy... er, anyway. I faced Sonic19902 and said, "Man, you look like one of the people from Men In Black."
"^_^;; I'm wearing a suit! Heehee."
"o_O Heehee?"
"Yeah, heehee."
Meanwhile, with Sonadow...
"NOT SONADOW!!" Sonic yelled.
::rolls eyes:: CONTINUING!!
"Lalala, I am a fairy princess!!!" yelled Shadow as he busted open the bathroom door and stepped out. Sonic looked at him in horror.
"HOLY CRAP!!!!" he yelled, jumping on the bed.
"I look good, DON'T I?!" Shadow said happily, examining himself in the mirror. He had on WAY too much make-up, A LOT of glitters all over his body and quills, a pink glittery shirt with puffy shoulder sleeves, a pink mini skirt with several layers (kinda like Sailor Moon's outfit, the skirt only), pink boots, pink gloves with glitter, a fairy wand in his left hand and a little mini pumpkin in his right. (o_O Whoa, imagine that.)
"You look like a freak of nature!!" Sonic yelled.
"Ya think? I think I look cute!" Sonic fell off the bed.
"NO WAY!! YOU LOOK HIDEOUS!!"
Shadow sniffed and suddenly burst out crying. "WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-" the blue hedgehog ran over and covered his mouth.
"Shh!"
"Mmmpfh!"
"ACK!! EWW, SPIT!!!" said Sonic and he quickly withdrew his hand and started washing it in the sink. "-_- You are absolutely... absolutely.... impossible!!"
"No, I'M possible." Shadow winked.
"What's that supposed to mean? And don't wink, you look freaky!!"
"^______________________^"
With the female authors...
"Don't tell me you're wearing that."
"Ooooh yeah, I'm wearing this." Rhonda said she started dancing a funky dance.
"Why would ANYONE wanna be Britney Spears?!"
"I'm gonna humiliate her, stupid! I heard she was on this cruise."
"Oh really?"
"Yeeeah. What are you supposed to be?"
"A boy." Linzy tied up her hair and put it in a bun. She took a hat and put it on backwards, covering the hair bun. She removed her jewelry, and adjusted her look so she would look like a guy.
"Man, you DO look like a boy when you do that!!"
"Heh."
With the female Sonic Characters...
"Nice outfit, Rouge!"
"Thanks. I like yours too."
"Thanks. Where'd you get the idea of being a gypsy?"
"The Hunchback of Notre Dame!! Where'd you get the idea of being a Fortune Teller?"
"The Fortune Teller!" Rouge sweatdropped. "Where's Amy?"
"In the bathroom!" Amy shouted from inside the BR.
"What are you doing?"
"Putting on my costume!"
Rouge shrugged and faced Tikal. "Don't you feel hot?"
"Well, yeah, kinda cuz I'm wearing layers of black material. Is my make-up okay?"
"Hmm... more eye shadow so you can look mysterious." Tikal put on more black eye shadow with glitters. "Better?"
"Yep." Amy burst through the door at that moment.
"HELLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!"
"ACK!! THE PINKNESS!! THE PINKNESS!!!" Tikal and Rouge yelled, covering their eyes.
"Yup! PINK RULZ!!"
"It burns my eyes!!" Tikal said.
"What are you supposed to be?" asked Rouge.
"A... um.... I dunno, but it's pink!" Rouge and Tikal fell over.
"PINK IS EVIL!! EEEEVVVIIILLLLL!!!" Rouge said dramatically. Amy did a stupid pose and everyone but her sweatdropped.
With Knuckles and Eggman....
"You're such a freak."
"^_^"
Knuckles was staring at Eggman's costume, which was.... an egg. He also had a hat with real eggs bordering it. Knuckles walked up to the mirror and did a pose. "I look strange, but at least I've got a costume!" Knuckles was wearing a wizard costume, one that looked similar to the one that Mickey Mouse has, complete with the pointy hat.
"EEEEhehehe..."
Room D125...
"Hurry up, Sonic!! Get into your freakin' costume, we're gonna be late for our meeting in the lobby/atrium thingy!!" yelled Shadow, applying extra lipstick to his lips. Sonic had opened his luggage and was desperately searching for his costume.
"Aw crap, where is it... where is it...." Sonic whispered to himself, taking a shirt and throwing it behind him, landing on Shadow's head. He took the shirt and threw it on Sonic's bed.
"What are you looking for anyway?"
"MY COSTUME!!!"
"Didn't you pack it?"
".... Uuuhhhhhhmmmm......."
-Flashback-
"Shadow, where's my costume?" Sonic yelled as he was packing his bag for the cruise.
"How am I supposed to know, I ain't your mommy!!" said Shadow from the kitchen. He was already finished packing.
Sonic ran around desperately in his room and found his costume in the closet. "Oh, I'll just leave it here for now..." he took it from the closet and threw it on his bed.
*15 minutes later*
The blue hedgehog zipped up his suitcase. "I'm ready, Shad! Let's go!"
"Finally!!"
Sonic ran out of the apartment with his stuff and onto the sidewalk. Shadow's luggage was just outside of the apartment. He looked over their apartment room, checking if they left anything behind. He shrugged and closed the door, locking it.
Sonic's costume was still on top of his bed.
-End Flashback-
"Oh no, I didn't pack it!! Stupid! Stupid! Stupid!!" Sonic said, whacking his head with his hand.
"Yup, you're stupid!" Shadow grinned.
"-_-;; What am I going to do for a costume?" Sonic put on a thoughtful face. Shadow walked over and took the 'thoughtful face' mask from him.
"I know, why don't you be a bum?" suggested Sha-chan (Shadow, people! SHADOW.)
"No."
"A wizard?"
"That's Knuckles. AND I DON'T HAVE ANY COSTUME AT ALL!!!"
"Theeeen... do something with your clothes. Anything. Aaaaanything...."
"o_o... kay..." Sonic thought for a moment. "I know! I'll be a hobo!"
"I suggested that earlier!"
"No you didn't."
"Yes I did."
"No you didn't."
"Yes I did."
.... Umm....
Deck 5, Atrium, Lobby...
Knuckles sighed and looked at his watch. "Where are they?"
"Having some happy time together!" Tails said.
"o_O;;" went everyone.
"I don't wanna know what he meant by that." Rouge said.
"Oh where's my Sonikku?" Amy asked.
"Wait, what are you again?" S.T. asked.
"A pretty pink person!"
"Hey Sonic Crew, listen up. Rhonda, Linzy, Sonic19902, S.T. and I are gonna go now." I said, getting up. All the authors got up too.
"Where are you going?" asked Tails.
"We're gonna hang out." said S.T.
"Why aren't you staying here with us?" asked Tikal.
"This is a Sonic fic, remember? Not an author fic." said Linzy.
"Oh..."
"Well, see ya later!" said Rhonda as they all waved. L-Gurl winked at them before all the authors left. Everyone continued waiting for the two hedgehogs. Rouge decided to go walk around a bit and got up. As she passed the place where the elevators are located, one of the elevators opened and out ran Sonic and Shadow.
Sonic's costume was... well, ripped up clothes. He actually took clothes he didn't like from his suitcase and ripped up some of the parts. Then he smudged some dirt and grime all over it and some on his body too. He REALLY looked like a true bum. Shadow REALLY looked like a true freak. (Shad: -_-;;;)
Rouge stared in horror at Shadow.
"W-w-what...."
"Yeah I know, scary huh?" Sonic asked.
"More than scary!! Hideous!!"
Shadow grinned widely. "^________^"
"And do you know what's even more creepy?"
"What?"
"Amy has the EXACT same outfit!"
Sonic fell over. "Really?!"
"Yeah!" Rouge ran over to Shadow and took hold of his shoulders.
"Oh no." murmured Shadow. Rouge shook him violently.
"Where'd you get that costume?!" said Rouge, shaking him.
"I-I-I-I G-GOT IT A-AT... x_@"
"Darn it, Rouge, stop shaking him for a moment!!" Sonic yelled.
The vampire bat stopped. "Sorry..."
"I got it at the Pretty Pink store..." Shadow said.
"o_O;;;;"
"It was on sale for 5 bucks!!" Rouge and Sonic fell over.
"C'mon, let's go to the atrium, everyone's waiting for you."
Shadow, Rouge and Sonic walked over to the lobby/atrium thingy and saw that everyone was indeed sitting down at their seats. Amy stared at Shadow and he stared back.
"Oh my god!!" said Amy.
"I look prettier then her, right?" Shadow asked. Sonic whacked him over the head. ";_;"
"Where the heck didja get that costume, Shadow-san?!" Amy asked.
"At the Pretty Pink store!"
"Me too!"
"COOL!!" they both said at the same time.
Knuckles looked as if he wanted to smack them both. "Shadow, are you really a freak or what? Cuz in the ARK incident, you were totally serious. And you barely grinned."
"Uuuuuhhhmmmm... what, do you want me to be more serious?"
"YOSH!!" screamed everyone. Eggman each threw an egg at them.
"-_-;;"
"Oh fine, I'll be more serious..." Shadow said.
"Finally, we won't have to deal with his stupidness." Shadow glared at Sonic. "^_____^"
"All righty, so where are we going?" Tikal asked.
"To the Princess Theater!!" said Tails, looking at the Princess Patter. (The princess patter is like a daily newspaper for all the people onboard. in it says what's gonna happen that night, what you can do during the day, and the shows showing for that night.)
"What's gonna happen in the Princess Theater?" Knuckles asked.
"It says here: 'Go to the Princess Theater on Halloween Night for a special dance for all the passengers!'"
"YAY!!" everyone shouted.
"Wait, wait!" Sonic yelled. Everyone stopped shouting. "Aren't the seats in the Princess Theater nailed to the floor? How can we possibly dance?"
"............"
"Gimme that!" Eggman said as he grabbed the Princess Patter. He read it over... "The dance is in the Skywalkers Nightclub, not the theater!"
"You can't read, Tails!!!" Tikal said.
"I made a mistake, so sue me!"
"Okay, good idea!" Tails fell over.
"Which deck is the Nightclub on?" asked Rouge.
"Deck 18."
"YAY!!" everyone shouted.
"LES' GO!" said Amy.
"YEAH!!" The boys ran for the elevator. They started pushing, shoving, kicking, punching you name it. Rouge, Tails, Tikal and Amy sweatdropped and entered a different elevator, getting to deck 18 first.
"ME FIRST!!" Sonic yelled.
Shadow pushed him out of the way. "No, me!"
"Not you, me." Knuckles pushed both of them aside. Eggman walked over to them and bumped them out of the way with his stomach. He went into the elevator and the doors closed.
"... (sigh) Who let that happen?" Shadow asked. Knuckles was staring at him. "What?!"
"You look like a total freak!!"
"Do not!"
"Heh, why dontcha' ask the people around us?" Sonic said. Shadow looked around and saw that everyone passing by them stared at Shadow.
"Mommy, mommy, look at that UGLY person there!" said a little boy, pointing at Shadow. The boy's mother looked up at Shadow and screamed.
"EEEEEEEEEEEE ("Mommy?" asked the little boy) EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEKKK!!!" she ran away, leaving the boy behind.
"MOOMMMYY!!!!!! WAIT UP, DON'T LEAVE ME WITH THE UGLY MAN!!!" screamed the boy, closing his eyes and running randomly away.
"... I look that ugly?" asked Shadow.
"Not ugly, hideous." Sonic said.
"Then how can you stand me?"
"I dunno..." Sonic and Knuckles said at the same time. "OOOOOAAAAHHHHH!!! COOL!! BLAH BLAH BLAH!!" Shadow sweatdropped.
"Um, we should go to the Nightclub now!!!!"
"OH YEAH!!" they all ran into the elevator and up they went to deck 18. They entered the club and saw that it was filled with people. (well, duh) The boys saw Rouge sitting down on one of the couches/things they have at bars and/or lounges.
She grinned at them. "Hi guys! I see that you've finally made it!"
"Yup. Right after a random conversation." Shadow said.
"All right, is someone gonna ask me to dance or what?" Rouge asked giving Knuckles a quick glance.
"Rouge, c'mon!" said Knuckles as he walked to her, grabbed her arm and pulled her to the dance floor. Knuckles didn't need to pull much because Rouge was more than willing to go.
"Hey, where's Tails anyway?" Sonic asked. He heard someone say "Over here!" and looked over to see Tails dancing with another cute female fox dressed up as Cleopatra. Sonic smiled. "He seems to be enjoying himself." The blue hedgehog heard a scream of joy and instantly realized what was about to happen.
Amy came running up to Sonic.
"SONIKKUUUUU!!!" she cried, hugging Sonic tightly. "DANCE WITH MEE!!"
"NO WAY!!"
"Why not?"
"Because."
"Because why?"
"Because I said no."
"Well, I ain't taking no for an answer. Les' go!!" Amy literally dragged Sonic onto the dance floor.
--
Shadow was sitting on the couch Rouge was sitting on before. He sighed. "Why doesn't anyone ask me to dance?" he wondered aloud. "Even EGGMAN'S dancing!!" He looked over to see Eggman dancing with another incredibly fat lady. Both of them did the belly bump, or whatever the heck it's called!
"DOESN'T ANYONE LIKE MEEEE?!?!" cried Shadow sadly. Everything and everyone was suddenly silent. Crickets chirped.
"Not with you looking like that!" everyone said to Shadow as the huge stereo turned on again and they continued dancing.
"I suddenly don't like my costume anymore... ;_;" Shadow sobbed, lying down on the couch and sobbing hysterically.
Surprisingly, Big the Cat was running towards Shadow in an incredible speed, almost as fast as Sonic. "BONZAAAAIIII!!!" he yelled, jumping up suddenly and landing on top of the sobbing hedgehog. Shadow's eyes bulged out.
"ACK!!! CAN'T.... BREATH!!!! MUST... GET... FAT... CAT... OFF OF.... MEE!!!" the black and red hedgehog choked, trying with all his might to get the massive cat off.
"GIMME A POPSICLE FIRST!" said Big, grinning like an idiot.
"I'LL GIVE YA A POPSICLE WHEN YOU *GET OFF*!!!" Shadow managed. Big squeaked happily and got off and Shadow was able to breath correctly.
"JEEZUS, MAN!!!" Shadow got a popsicle from a cooler that appeared out of thin air and gave it to Big.
"YAAAAY!!!" Big jumped back on top of Shadow, who was lying down on the couch again, stomach down.
"DARN IT, BIG!!! GET OFF... (grunt) MEE!!!" again, the so-called 'ultimate life form' tried desperately to get Big off.
SonicFan#1 came in dragging a HUGE shovel. "Hello Shadow."
"... Who are you?"
"I am... SONICFAN#1!! YAY!!"
"o_o What are you gonna do with that shovel?"
"I'm gonna help you to try to get Big off!" Big was eating his popsicle happily. SonicFan#1 looked over him. "Seeing how huge he is, that'll probably be really difficult..."
"Try anyway! My BODY HURTS AND I CAN'T REALLY BREEEATHE!!!" whined Shadow.
"Okay!" SonicFan#1 went over to Big's left side and stuck the shovel under him. She started pushing down the handle that was connected to the shovel head. Big didn't move at all. "DARN!!!" She jumped on the handle and started jumping up and down on it. "GET OFF YOU FREAKIN' CAT!!!" The handle snapped in half, causing SonicFan#1 to fall off. "Oww! Man, that cat is really heavy!!"
"Well, IMAGINE THIS CAT ON YOUR BACK!!!!"
"Ouch..."
"YEAH, OUCH!! MORE THAN OUCH!! THE PAAAAIIIIINNNNN!!!"
"O_O Umm... I'll.. just go now... good luck finding help, Shadow!" SonicFan#1 took what remained of the shovel and walked away.
"My baaaaack..."
(There's SonicFan#1's cameo appearance. ^_______^)
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'Will ya dance? Will ya dance with me all night?' the speakers boomed, starting another upbeat techno song. Sonic stood still, watching Amy dance in front of him. He glared at her.
"Can I go now?!"
"Nevaaar!! You must dance with the magnificent Amy Rose first!"
"Whoever said you were magnificent..." muttered Sonic. Amy started doing a REALLY NASTY DANCE that would make this fic skyrocket to R! Sonic stood in extreme shock.
"Amy?! Who taught you to dance like this?!" Sonic asked, standing extremely still, making a strange face at Amy's dance.
"After going into clubs and watching those high school students do it, it looked cool!" Sonic made an even worse face.
"I'M JUST GONNA GO NOW!!!" Sonic shouted over the speakers, running frantically away from the horrid pink hedgehog. Amy continued dancing the nasty dance all by herself, not realizing that Sonic left.
"Who knows what else that girl's been exposed to..." murmured Sonic, walking back to where they left Shadow. When he saw Shadow's poor state, he almost fell over, laughing his butt off.
"(snicker) Shad, what happened to ya?"
Shadow was crying those anime waterfalls. "HE WON'T GET OFF!!!" he sobbed, trying to get Big off... again. "AND I CAN FEEL MY FRIGGIN' SPINE BREAKING!!!"
Sonic looked at him blankly. "So?"
"WHAT DO YOU MEAN, "SO"?! HELP ME OUT!!!" he screamed. Sonic grinned and grabbed a man wearing a bee costume.
"C'mon Big, you like the bee? You wanna chew the bee up?" Sonic teased, holding the poor man by his feet and swinging him around like a stick.
"AHHHHHHH!! LET GO OF MEEEE!!" shouted the man. Big was watching the bee man like a dog was watching his owner swing around a stick, waiting for him to throw it so that he could return it.
"JEEZ, SONIC!! HURRY UP!! MY SPINE'S BREAKING!!! ACK!! THE PAAAIIN!!!" Shadow cried.
Sonic grinned again. Then he turned towards Big. "You like the bee man, Big?" teased Sonic again. He started waving the man back and forth, exactly like a stick. Don't ask me how that's possible.
"Yeah! Yeah! I like the bee man! Yeah, bee man, yeah! I like bee man! Yeah! Bee man!" Big said.
"Okay, then go get it, boy!!" Sonic threw the man in a random direction.
"WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!"
"Ooooh, SHTICK!!!" Big said, leaping off Shadow (phew) and chasing the still soaring bee man.
Shadow had a butt print of Big's butt on his costume. He looked up at Sonic. "I..."
"Yeah?" asked Sonic.
"I..."
"Yeah?!"
"I...."
"YEAH?!?!"
"I... HATE YOU!!!!" Sonic fell over.
"Why?! I just saved your frickin' spine there, man!!"
"WHY DIDJA HAVE TO STALL?! MY BACK WAS ABOUT TO BREAK!!!"
"It seemed fun..."
"If I could get up, I would strangle you..."
"Well, you can't, so ha!"
"..."
--
"Rouge."
"What, Knuckles?"
"Can we stop dancing?"
"Why?"
"Cuz."
"... Why?"
".......... Cuz."
"Okay!"
Rouge and Knuckles stopped dancing and walked over to where Sonic and Shadow were.
"Hehe, why is there a butt print on Shadow's costume?" Knuckles asked, snickering.
"Stupid Big the Cat came over and sat on my back."
"o_O;;;"
Eggman, Amy, Tails, and Tikal walked back to them.
"Sonikku, why'd you leave me when I was dancing with you?" Amy asked.
"Because you were being very scary."
"Oh."
"Hiya!" Tikal said.
"Hey, where've you been? We haven't seen ya." Rouge said.
"I was dancing with this cute echidna dude."
"Yeah, I know I'm cute..." Knuckles grinned.
"I'm not talking about you, idiot, I was talking about him!" Tikal pointed at a real cute echidna. He was brown and had green eyes. He was wearing baggy shorts, a loose shirt and a necklace-like chain around his neck. Also, he had on a pair of cool-looking sunglasses. Some girls were surrounding him, both flirting and staring at him. Suddenly the brown echidna took off his shirt, exposing his build, and he had a nice build indeed. Some of the girls fainted, some of the girls stared with their jaws down, and some of them started glomping him.
"o_O;;;;" went Sonic, Tails, Tikal, Knuckles, Rouge, Amy, Eggman, and Shadow.
"What's his name?" asked Sonic.
"Robert." Tikal answered.
Rouge grinned and walked up to the brown echidna.
"Oh no, what's she gonna do?" Tails said. Everyone shrugged.
"Hey Robert." Rouge said flirtatiously at him. She was an expert at flirting.
"Hey babe." he responded, lowering his sunglasses to get a better look at the vampire bat. She grinned seductively and pushed her way through the girls and right in front of him. She lifted up a finger and traced his lips. "Hm, veery nice... perfect for kissing..." she said soothingly. Robert grinned devilishly.
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Meanwhile, Knuckles was red hot with anger. "I swear, I'm gonna kill that freak for stealing my girl!!!!" Knuckles raged, rolling up his costume's long sleeves. He was about to march right up to Robert and beat the crap out of him when Eggman grabbed him.
"No hurting people tonight!" he said, waving his index finger left and right in front of Knuckles' face. He glared.
"I can hurt people whenever I want to!!" he screamed, somehow getting out of Eggman's grasp. He started running full speed at Robert. Tikal sighed. "Oh dear." said Amy.
"He was always the jealous type..." she said. Then, Tikal started chanting something in a native tongue, staring at Knuckles while doing so. "Ta me oyri jan aiguo wapen bac gae. Flirj paken. Ni paken. Lo zay!" In an instant, Knuckles was frozen and lifted high into the air.
"What the... Tikal!!! Get this float spell off!!!" he yelled.
"Nope! I think you can do it yourself,” she said.
"What?!"
"I gave you lessons on how to do spells, remember?!"
"Oh yeah..."
"Now show me what you remember."
"Sure!" Knuckles smiled wolfishly. He then began to speak in the same native tongue Tikal used while chanting her spell. "Kotu giq noq hruh iwafed zanke mivst! Ma de... ma de... umm.... ma... de...." the echidna tried remembering how the rest of the spell went. He frowned. "Uh oh... I don't think I remember the rest of the float disablement spell..."
"Heh. Too bad for yooou." teased Tikal from below him. Sonic, Tails and Eggman smirked while Shadow was still crying waterfalls because of his back. And if you just had Big the Cat sitting on YOUR back, you'd do the same as poor Shadow here.
"JEEZ, TIKAL!! GET THIS SPELL OOFFFF!!!"
"Lemme think about it." she paused. "No."
"AAARRGH!!!"
--
Rouge's finger traced down from Robert's lips to his chest. "Wow, nice six pack you got," she murmured softly, twirling her finger flirtatiously around Robert’s chest. The brown echidna suddenly grabbed hold on Rouge's waist. Then, he brought his mouth close to her right ear.
"C'mon, baby. Let's get it on," he whispered.
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The 5 authors including me were sitting in a circular table, drinking non-alcoholic drinks. (DUH!!) We all saw this.
"o_o;;;" went Sonic19902, Linzy, Rhonda and S.T.
"The heck?! Why'd you make that happen?!" Rhonda asked me.
"Yeah! That was totally random!" Linzy said. "... I like random things! I like Yu-Gi-Oh!"
"Yu-Gi-Oh sucks!" said Sonic19902.
"Does not!"
"Does too!"
"Oh shut up!!" S.T. yelled. Both of them shut up.
"Soon you'll see why Rouge is flirting with Robert over there." I said to them. They nodded and continued watching the Sonic Crew.
--
Knuckles saw all of this and he turned a brighter shade of red from anger. "D@#$%&, TIKAL!!! GET THIS F*@#$%& SPELL OFF OF ME BEFORE I BEAT THE S#$@ OUT OF YOU!!!!"
"Oh... (sighs) all right." the orange echidna began the disablement spell. "Kotu giq noq hruh iwafed zanke mivst. Ma de chan udarv milpu ifas vaqum. Jis paken. No yu paken. Lo diwn!"
Knuckles started floating down gently. As soon as his feet reached the floor, Sonic, Eggman and Tails got a hold of him before he ran to beat the crap outta Robert.
"DARN IT, JUST WHEN I WAS FREE OF A STUPID PESTERING SPELL, ANOTHER PEST COMES AND RESTRAINS ME!!" screamed Knuckles.
--
Rouge shook her head disapprovingly. "No, I've got a better idea. Let go of me for a sec." Robert raised an eyebrow. 'Wow, that makes him look kinda cool. Ah well. I must do what I must do.'
The French bat raised her hand. Robert stared. "What?"
"GET A LOAD OF *THIS*!!" Rouge screamed, SLAPPING Robert straight across the face.
--
The Sonic Crew looked on in shock.
--
"WHAT WAS THAT FOR?!" yelled Robert, covering the spot where he's been slapped.
"HAHA, I SLAPPED MISTER SEXAAAY!!!! HOO HAW!!!" Rouge yelled, skipping back to Knuckles and everyone else (everyone as in the Sonic Crew) who was staring at her in total amazement. Knuckles, was still being held back by Eggman, Sonic and Tails. All four were staring at either Rouge or Robert, who was whining like a total baby.
Rouge the bat walked over to Knuckles and gave him a kiss on the cheek. She giggled at him before sitting down on one of the couches. Tikal and Amy absentmindedly walked over to her and sat down on both sides of Rouge, still staring.
"Yes?"
"Whoa..." Tikal said.
"Rouge! You rock!!" Amy said. Rouge grinned widely and gave her a high five.
"Well, I can say that, that was totally uncalled for!" said Tikal. "Why didja do that?"
"Dunno. Just wanted to have some fun tonight. ^_____^"
"You go, girl!" Tikal and Rouge also high fived.
--
"Oooooooh...." said the 4 authors.
"So that's why..." S.T. said.
"Yep." Rhonda agreed.
"Strange reason though." said Linzy.
"Linzy, EVERYTHING in this fic is strange." Sonic19902 said.
"Not everything..." I murmured. "Same goes for all of your fics! THEY'RE ALL STRANGE!!" I said. They grinned.
--
Knuckles was staring at Rouge. "Isn't she the greatest?" all the boys fell over, except Shadow who was still lying on the couch. Rouge got up and ran to Knuckles.
"^_^ Hiya."
"LET'S DANCE!!" suggested Knuckles.
"I AGREE!!"
Rouge and Knuckles ran to the dance floor, dancing once again.
"Aren't they just the weirdest couple?" Tails said. They all nodded.
Suddenly, all the lights in the nightclub turned off.
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! THE APOCALYPSE!!!!" Tails sobbed. Everyone took a step back.
"What's going on?!" Sonic yelled.
"WE WILL GIVE YOU... A HALLOWEEEEEEN SURPRIIIIIIIIIIISE!!!!" said a voice.
"... Yay..." Shadow whined.
"Your back still hurts?!" Knuckles asked.
"DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW FREAKIN' HEAVY BIG IS?!?!"
"No. He hasn't sat on me."
"EXACTLY!! BOOGA BOO TO YOU AND YOU!!" Shad screamed.
Sonic looked at Shadow. "Moron."
"Yesssssssss. WHERE'S POTATO MAN WHEN YA NEED HIM?!"
"o_O;;"
"DOES ANYONE REMEMBER I'M HERE?!" asked the voice again.
"WE DON'T CARE. WE'RE GOING BACK TO OUR ROOMS CUZ WE'RE EXTREMELY SLEEPY AND IT'S 1:25 AM. GOODNIGHT." everyone in the Nightclub but Shadow said.
"WAIT!! THERE'S SUPPOSED TO BE A HALLOWEEN SURPRISE NOW!!"
"We're too tired." EVERYONE answered in return.
They heard the voice pout. "Fine..." They also heard him hop in his car, and drive off, grumbling about monkeys in space suits.
"..."
"HOW EXACTLY *IS* EVERYONE TALKING AT THE SAME TIME?!?!" wondered Shadow.
"WE DUNNO!! GOODNIGHT, SHADOW THE HEDGEHOG!!" said everyone in the entire nightclub who attended. Everybody including the Sonic Crew left to go back to their staterooms except for Sonic and Shadow.
"Looks like we're the only people in here," Sonic said. "C'mon Mr. Plasma, let's go."
"o_O Mr. Plasma?"
"^_________^"
"I can't get up."
"... What?"
"I can't get up."
"Why not?!"
"My back is almost broken. It'll probably heal overnight, but right now I can't do anything."
"... Oh no."
"Oh yes, Sonic. Oh yes."
5 minutes later in the elevator...
Sonic pouted. "Do I have to carry you on the elevator?!"
"What, do you want me on the floor?"
"I wouldn't mind!! It would be easier for me! You exactly ain't Mr. Light." Shadow whacked him over the head. "OWW!!"
"NEVER insult me! CHAOS SPEAR!!"
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH!! SONIC WIND!!" Sonic's attack absorbed Shadow's attack. "Yay!"
"Yeah, yay... hey, we're in deck 12 already! COME ON, HURRY AND GET TO OUR ROOM!!!"
"YESSIR!!" Sonic ran in an incredible speed to their stateroom. He opened the door with his cruise card and they got in. He threw Shadow on his bed.
"OWWWWWWW!! BY BAAAACK!!"
"Sorry dude can't do anything about it." Sonic began removing his hobo costume which consisted of ripped up clothes.
"Wait... ohmygod..."
"What's wrong now? The fact that I'm undressing in front of you? (sighs) Oh dear. Why don't I go into the BR?" Sonic enters the BR. "Better?" he asked sarcastically from inside.
"It's not that, stupid!"
Sonic came out of the BR, taking off his ripped pants smudged with dirt and mud. (which was purposely smudged because he wanted to look like a true bum) "Well, what's wrong then?!"
"My costume! I can't get it off! I can't even sit upright! I CAN'T EVEN SIT!!!"
"... So?" Sonic took off the rest of his costume and threw it in the trash.
"DARN IT, HELP ME GET IT OFF!!"
"Um, oookay..." Sonic walked over to Shadow. "Now what?" Shadow slapped his forehead.
"Figure out how to remove everything." Sonic did so and removed the skirt. He then removed the shirt, the gloves, the boots, and everything else Shadow had on. All that was left was the make-up.
"o_O;;; I can't remove that."
"I'll do it tomorrow morning when my back is better. Thanks for helping me out, Sonic."
"No problem." Sonic took Shadow's blanket and covered him with it.
"Thanks again."
"Sure." Then, our ever so helpful blue hedgehog turned all the lights off except his bed lamp. He made sure the door was locked and climbed into his bed. "G'night, Shad."
"'Night."
Sonic turned off the bed lamp.
2 minutes later...
"Sonic?" Shadow asked.
"Yeah?" Sonic answered in the dark.
"Um... I need to go to the bathroom..."
"... Oh dear God..."
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I think this was a pretty good chapter! It wasn't as funny as the others (I don't think it was THAT funny at all.... *frowns*) but at least I wrote something! Bye for now!
~L-Gurl
P.S. - Llybian and Reiko, you'll get your cameo in the next chapter. I couldn't really think of where to plug you in this chapter. I PROMISE that you'll be in the next chappy. PROMISE!!!
P.P.S. - Please don't ask me anymore to be in this fic because I don't wanna end up like Sonic19902 who wants/has to plug in every single person who asks to be in College Days 2 and making sure that person has enough lines because he doesn't want anyone mad at him, and did that whole freakin' sentence make sense at all?!?! (if it didn't, e-mail me. ^_________^)
And you have NO IDEA how much people Sonic19902 put in his College Days fic. Especially in the ELAOD chapters.
Yeah yeah, I know I'm mean. ^_^
P.P.P.S. - I think I over-did it when Rouge started "flirting" with Robert... ^_^;;