"BOREDOM" - Chapter 7
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Disclaimer: I do not ooooooooooown Sooooooonic or anything relaaaaaaaated to hiiiiiiiiiim!!!! (Woah, I sound like I'm high!! XD)
Oh my god.... I just heard from somewhere that they're banning script-form fics!!! FANFICTION.NET, PLEASE DO NOT BAN THIS FIC!!! I'LL EDIT EVERYTHING AS SOON AS I CAN, JUST DON'T BAN IT, PLEEEEEASE!!!
(jan.09.2007 nicole - sorry, i just had to cut in here. isn't it sad/ironic how they banned the fic anyway even when i said the above? *dies* x____x;;;)
*ahem* Continuing with the fic.
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The boys turn around slowly and their eyes widen. Behind them, were a whole army of Omochao, Barney, Eggman wearing a speedo, William with a bazooka, the man who waved 'hi', and in front of them, were the girls... wearing... very... VERY... disturbing things...
The four people's eyes widen in terror. "WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!" they yelled, and ran off.
"Hmm, and I thought Sonikku would like it!" Amy said, dissapointed.
"I can't believe you guys made me wear this!!" screamed Tikal.
"Oh Tikal, can't you have fun once in a while?!" Rouge said.
"NOT WHILE WEARING THIS!!!"
An omochao flew up to them. "Hi! We're here to help you!" it's voice changed to that of a demon. "WHERE ARE THOSE F@#$%^& @$%&*@#$?!?!" Everyone backs away.
"Does ANYONE like my Speedo?!" Eggman asked.
"I LURVE IT!!" said Barney.
"Aww, I love you too!!" said Eggman as he and Barney hugged eachother. Everyone stared and backed away more.
"Oh... kay..." Rouge said, raising an eyebrow.
"Oh friggin' crap!! Imma go change!!" whined Tikal. She storms off back into the store, while some teenage boys stopped, stared and whistled at her.
"Wooo! You gots a nice body there, baby!" shouted a teenage boy.
"@#$% YOU!!!" screamed the orange echidna as she slaps him, making him fly through the roof of the Texas Airport.
"I WANT YOUR NUMBEEEEEER!!!" said the boy as he faded away from view.
"SCREW YOU!!!" Tikal stomps back to the store and to the dressing rooms.
"O.o" Amy and Rouge... umm... 'said'?
Another random teenage boy sneaks up behind Rouge and slaps her butt. The bat spun around instantly and gasped. "HOW DARE YOU!!!" she said, kicking him like crazy.
Amy whipped out her Piko Piko Hammer. "IF ANYONE GOES NEAR ME!!" The other random teenage boys back away and run off.
Rouge continued kicking the boy. "It was a (kick) bad idea (kick) to wear (kick) these freakin' (kick) clothes in the first (kick) place!!"
"OWWW!! OWW!! STOP KICKING!!!" yelled the boy, getting bruised up.
Rouge picks up the guy with super bat strength. "DIIIIIEEEEEE!!!" She throws him into the ceiling of the Texas Airport, making another hole in the roof next to the one Tikal made.
"WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHhhhhhhhhhhhhhh...."
Eggman and Barney are still hugging eachother. "WILL YOU STOP DOING THAT?!" Amy said.
"I have a new friend!!" babbled the freaky purple dinosaur. He skips off, babbling about pancakes.
"Speeeedo, speeeedo, speedo..." chanted Eggman, rocking back in forth. Another omochao flew up to them. "To whack Eggman, press-" before he could finish, Amy bashes each Omochao on the head with her hammer.
"Hey! That hurt! I'm not helping you anymore!" again, the voice changed. "I VANT TO SUCK YOUR BLOOD!!"
"WEIRDO!!!" shouted Rouge. She and Amy run back to the store and change back into their normal clothes.
~*15 minutes later*~
Amy, Rouge, and Tikal walk slowly out of the store, light emitting from behind them, making it look like an Armageddon (A/N: Don't own that. BTW, is that the right spelling?) scene. They were dressed in combat clothes, with machine guns, bazookas, you name it.
"Let's go!" Rouge said, with an Arnold Schwarchinager (<~~ Wrong spelling, I know.) (A/N: Don't own him either.) accent.
Amy nodded and spoke with the same accent. "Yah!"
"Destroy the evil ones!!" said Tikal, STILL talking with the accent. Then, the girls start attacking the army of Omochaos.
"Does anyone still know I'm still out here, wearing a speedo?" said the speedo man.
"My leg!" some random guy from Spongebob said.
"O_o" went everyone.
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The boys were on the floor of the airport, eyes widened in terror. Some people passing by were stepping on the boys while on their way somewhere.
"Yeah, Shadow!! You're right!!" Sonic said. He got stepped on. "OWW!!"
Knuckles imitates Shadow's voice. "It's a good thing Texas people are friendly!!" he said, then he also got stepped on. "OWWWWWW!!"
"I didn't say that!!" Shadow said. (step) "HEY!! THAT WAS MY EYE!!"
"Umm... then doesn't that mean that your glasses got crunched?" Tails asked. (step) "OUCH!!"
"... My glasses are (step) OWW!! In my bag..."
"Your bag?" Sonic asked.
The boys' eyes widened again. "... AHH!! WHERE'S OUR BAGS?! (step) OWW!!"
Meanwhile...
An Airport Guy was throwing a couple of bags into a huge shreddar. "Lalalalalalalala..."
With the boys...
Shadow sighed. "I hope it's somewhere safe!! (step) OWW!!"
"It BETTER be! (step) OUCH, NO!! X_x"
"Looks like Sonic ran out of coin- (step) OWIES!!" said the boy fox.
"WHY (step) are we lying down here like idiots?! (step) It's over... X_x" Sonic and Knuckles die and reappear in the bookstore I was in. I wave hi.
"Hi!" Sonic and Knuckles said at the same time.
"That reminds me, when is our flight leaving?" Sonic asked.
I check my watch. "Hmm, in an hour."
"Woah! What time is it now?"
"Five pm."
"WAH!!" they both yelled and ran out. They soon saw Shadow and Tails, standing up, smiling. Of course, Shadow was grinning that freakin' idiotic grin he always has when he's overly happy.
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"Tikal! Behind you!" said Rouge with the accent. Tikal turns around. "YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!" she yelled, attacking the Omochao.
"DIE DIE DIE!! YOU ALL MUST DIE!!" Amy said, bashing each Omochao on the head. Soon, the girls kill all the Omochao.
Rouge wiped her forehead. "We did it!"
"Yeah!" said Amy. Another army of Omochao appear. The girls groan.
"Now what?" sighed Tikal.
Amy started with the accent again. "We'll be back."
"What she said!!" said Tikal and Rouge as they all run away frantically. Eggman had already changed into his normal clothes and was grinning.
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Shadow stepped over to Sonic. "Now what's our gate number?" The blue hedgehog shows Shadow the ticket. "Ooooh... thankies, Knuckles!"
Sonic rolled his eyes. 'Jezzus man, Shadow needs his glasses.' he thought. Several screams were heard from the distance.
"WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!" Rouge, Tikal and Amy came running frantically for the boys. Rouge jumps in Knuckle's arms. Tikal jumps in Tails' arms. Amy jumps in Sonic's arms. Shadow waits for someone to jump on him. Rouge, Tikal, and Amy start blabbering random junk.
"SPEAK CLEARLY!!" Shadow shouted over their blabber.
Rouge, Tikal, and Amy spoke at the same time. "OMOCHAO!!" Knuckles, Tails, and Sonic drop the girls in fright. "WHERE?! WHERE'S THE OMOCHAO?!"
"Ow..." complained the girls.
Shadow was waiting impatiently. "ISN'T ANYONE GONNA JUMP ON ME?!" Suddenly, Eggman comes running toward him. Shadow shrieks and runs away, begging/screaming at Eggman to NOT jump on him.
"But you ASKED for someone to!"
"He'll probably be SQUASHED when you jump on him!!" Knuckles said, meaning it. Shadow jumps in Sonic's arms, and they both stare at eachother for 10 minutes.
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"What, are you gonna kiss?" Rouge said, getting tired of standing around. Shadow glared at her.
"Maybe." Sonic said, a hint of mystery in his emerald green eyes. The black hedgehog looked in terror towards him. "WHAT'S THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN?!"
"I kissed you already, what difference does it make if I do it again?" he replied, reaching up to Shadow's lips. He screamed, and leaped out of his arms. "O_o" Shadow fell to the floor and has a seizure.
"HOLY CRAP!!" everyone bellowed. (A/N: Wow, bellow is weird word. I mean it sounds weird.)
"SONIKKU!!! YOU LIKE SHADOW?!" Amy shrieked.
"I..." Sonic said, looking at the floor. "I... I DON'T KNOW!!!" he said dramatically and ran off. Everyone was speechless. Shadow began turning red.
"Oh my god, what's happening to him?" Tikal said, jumping up and down in panic.
"Someone give him CPR!!" Tails cried out to anyone. A female hedgehog comes running up out of the blue. "I heard that Shadow needs CPR!! I'M THE RIGHT GIRL FOR IT!!! LEMME DOOOOOO IIIIIIIIT!!!!"
"O_o"
"Hey look, a hedgehog fangirl!" the hedgehog grinned widely and kneeled down. She bent over Shadow, who was now unconscious. She reached down, her lips almost touching Shadow's... even more closer... inches... centimeters... millimeters... wow, I must be killing all you Shadow fangirls reading this!!!! *gets smacked with baseball bats* x_X
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Sonic: Oh great, look at L-Gurl... *stares at the unconscious body in front of him*
Rouge: What will we do about the fic?
Amy: Why don't we continue it for her?
Knuckles: ARE YOU CRAZY?!
Eggman: It is kinda a good idea.
Tikal: We are NOT continuing this story for her! It's her story, not ours!
Shadow: What happened with me and the fangirl?
Tails: Hey look!! She's starting to wake up!
L-Gurl: *shakes head* Woah! I just felt like my readers who were Shadow fans just whacked me with baseball bats!
All: -_-
L-Gurl: ^_^ Continuing on with the fic!
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The girl's lips finally touched Shadow's and she gave him CPR. Soon, the black hedgehog breathed some air, and got up. "EEEEEEEEEEEEEK!!! I KISSED SHADOW!!! EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!" screams the female hedgehog happily as she ran away. Tails bursts out laughing.
Rouge's eye twitched. "This is very disturbing..."
"Not as disturbing as the things you girls were wearing..." Knuckles said. The girls whack him.
"Now what do we do?!" Amy said, finally remembering about Sonic.
"Do about what?" everyone asked.
"SONIC!!"
"OOOOOOOOOOOOH!!!"
"Well, we dunno..." Tails said.
"We DO know that he likes Shadow." said Tikal, looking up at the ceiling of the airport. Shadow flinched and his eye twitched at this.
"He LIKES me?!"
"He said kissing you doesn't make a difference." Eggman said.
"He LIKES me?!?!"
"And he almost kissed you, too!" Tails said.
"He LIKES me?!?!?!"
"ALL RIGHT, SHADDAP!!" everyone but Shadow yelled to Shadow.
"But I mean, it's friggin' WEIRD!!! He LIKES me?!?!?!?!" everyone glared at him.
"YES, Shadow, he LIKES you." Knuckles said, annoyed.
"No he doesn't." Amy said. "Remember he said he wasn't sure?"
"Ooooooohhhh..." everyone said.
"STOP TALKING AT THE SAME TIME, @#$%^&*#!!!" Shadow said, covering his ears.
"Wow, I feel sorry for him..." Rouge said, shaking her head.
"Feel sorry for who?" Tails asked.
"Shadow! I mean, look at him." she replied, gesturing towards Shadow who had his knees pulled up to his chest, and was on the floor, rocking back and forth.
"I can't believe this.... Sonic likes me.... I'm a freak... he's a freak.... I think he's my roommate on the cruise.... Sonic likes me..... I get scared when everyone talks at the same time.... I'm obsessed with 'Live and Learn'... Sonic LIKES me... I.... I..." Shadow said, kind of in a monotone kind of tone, except his eyes were wider than ever and they had a kind of scared look in them.
Sonic came striding back, looking very tired. Shadow got up quickly and headed towards Rouge and hid behind her.
"Don't hide, Shadow-san!!" Rouge said, turning around and shaking him violently.
"@_@"
"What?" Sonic asked.
"... YOU LIKE SHADOW!!!" everyone yelled, dramatically pointing a finger at him.
Sonic looked at them bewildered. "NO WAY!!!"
"But you almost kissed him!" Tails said.
"THAT WAS A FANGIRL WHO TOOK OVER MY BODY!!"
"WOAH!!! CRAZY!!"
"I know... and to make things worse, she was a Sonadow and Shadow fangirl." everyone's eyes widened.
"Wait, do you know WHO took over your body?" Eggman asked.
"I dunno.... but she kept on saying to me in my head: SONADOW SONADOW SONADOW KISS HIM!! KISS HIIIIIM!!!"
Everyone sweatdropped. Knuckles told everyone that they should head towards their gate already, since they have 10 minutes until it took off. So, everyone listened to him and headed for gate A3. At first, they were totally lost, but they managed to meet up with the Texas man that said 'hi' to them when they first landed there. He pointed out where their gate was and they all thanked him by giving him a dollar. Once they were at the gate and ready to board the plane, I started running up frantically behind them.
"What is it now, L-Gurl?" Sonic asked.
"You guys, listen up!! I gave you wrong tickets! You're supposed to be headed to New York!" I said, waving my arms madly with the right tickets in my hand.
"Oh my god, we're gonna be beheaded in New York?! NO!! I DON'T WANNA LOSE MY HEAD!!" Shadow said, touching his head. I rolled my eyes.
"Here's the friggin' tickets," I said, giving them the right tickets. I pointed to a nearby gate. "The gate is right over there."
"But aren't we supposed to be going for Fort Lauderdale in Florida?" Eggman said, surprised in the new change of plans.
"Well, yeah, but I arranged a different cruise. You're going on the Canada/New England cruise that I just went to." I smiled mischeviously. "You will all feel my pain." I started laughing in an evil way and vanished in a flash of light.
"She can be so creepy." Tikal said.
"You said it, girl." Rouge agreed.
"Anyway, c'mon, we hafta get onto gate A9." Sonic said. "Let's not waste any time. It leaves in... OH MY GOD!! FIVE MINUTES!!"
Everyone gasped and started running towards gate A9. They showed their tickets and their passports to the lady and were all granted access. Tails, though, was having a little itsy bitsy fit.
"I AM NOT GOING BACK IN THE PLANE!! NEVER!! YOU CAN'T MAKE ME!!"
O_o Oookay, maybe it's not so itsy bitsy after all.
"What are you talking about, Tails?! We hafta go. Now!" Knuckles said.
"NOOO."
Knuckles looked at Sonic, who looked back. Then Knuckles looked at Shadow, who also looked back. He was grinning dangerously. There was a glint in Shadow's eye that seemed to say: Let's do it.
"C'mon, Tails, off ya go!" Shadow said, picking up the boy fox.
"Hey!! Leggo of me!! Leggo!!"
"Nope." Shadow said, carrying Tails into the plane. Tails, all the while was pounding on Shadow's back with his fists. "LEGGO NOW!!"
Soon, the were all situated on the plane, still in the exact same numbered seats as before. Rouge asked Knuckles which plane is this, and he said, "This is Delta Spirit." (A/N: I don't own that.)
"Interesting name." she replied.
In a few minutes later, the plane was off the ground and into the night sky. (A/N: Jeez, the CORNYNESS!!!) Tails looked out the window. He gasped and tugged on Rouge's arm. "Hey!! Hey!! There's something on the wing of the plane!!"
"What? Lemme see..." Rouge looked out the window to see nothing. She raised an eyebrow. "There's nothing Tails, nothing."
"But... it's right there!!! See?! OH MY GOD!!! See?!?!?! It just mooned me!!"
Rouge was really disturbed by now. "Please Tails, go to sleep."
"HOW CAN I GO TO SLEEP IF THERE'S A MAILMAN WITH PINK BUNNY SLIPPERS ON THE WING OF THE PLANE?!" Tails yelled.
"What the heck are you talking about?" Shadow asked as he turned around in his seat to face them.
"THERE'S A MAN ON THE PLANE! MAN ON THE PLANE!! MAILMAN, WITH BUNNY SLIPPERS!! THERE'S-" Tails was cut off as Sonic whacked him on the head, making him unconscious.
Amy said, "That was mean, Sonic!"
"Well, he wouldn't shut up. Besides, there's nothing on the wing of the plane." Sonic said calmly as he looked outside the window. There was a mailman there with pink bunny slippers playing bagpipes. Sonic's eyes widen and he sunk into his chair and tried to go to sleep. 'Ooooh...kay, I did NOT see that...' Sonic thought. 'It must have been my imagination...'
Shadow pulled out his CD player and started listening. Tikal fell asleep on Knuckles, who was looking at a magazine, Amy was just staring at Sonic, Eggman was reading a different book, Tails was twitching... again, and Rouge was painting her nails purple.
Amy sighed. "Wow, Sonic is such a hottie..." she murmured to herself.
"Be quiet! I'm reading my new book..." Eggman said.
Amy faced the portly man. "'New book?'"
"Yup."
"Gimme that!" Amy said, grabbing the book and reading it's title aloud: "'Evil Plans for dummies, Book 2!' Jezzus Eggman!!"
"What?!"
"Hey guys! Listen up!" Amy said, attracting the attention of her peers.
"What is (yawn) it?" Tikal asked sleepily, rubbing her eyes.
"Just listen." Everyone looked towards Amy as she flipped the book open. "All right, it says here... 'Plan #1 - First, get a whole bunch of tortillia chips. Then get a whole lot of tortillia sauce. Go to the president's house with all the stuff. Ask him politely: 'Hello, Mr. President! If you let me take over the U.S.A., then the world, I'll give you these tortillia chips!' If he says yes: Give him the food, shove him out of the White House and start planning world domination (on page 23) If he says no: Bring more food and offer it until he says yes.'"
"..." everyone was speechless.
"... That was the most STUPIDEST plan I've ever heard in my life!!" Sonic stated.
Amy flips to another random page. Again, she reads aloud what is stated there. "'Plan #7 - Go to a T.V. station, push the actors who are currently recording a live show out of the way, and start doing the macarena on live T.V. Say: 'I'll torture you by dancing until you say that I can have the U.S.A.! And I know you're watching this, Mr. President!' Then wink at the camera. You could also attract girls by doing that.'"
"O_o"
"I take my other statement back. Now THAT was the most FRIGGIN' STUPIDEST plan I've EVER heard in my 16 years of living!" Sonic said.
"That's the most crappiest thing I've heard in my 50+ years of living!" Shadow commented. Everyone fell over, but that would be weird because they're all sitting down. :D
Amy started giggling. "Here Eggman, you can have your book." she threw it at him, and he caught it, but then dropped it.
"GRR." he growled, trying to bend over the airplane seat so he could get his book. "Gah!! I can't reach it!" Eggman said, his hand 6 inches away from the book.
"That's because your stomach is in the way." Rouge said. Everyone laughed.
"Seriously! I cannot reach it!!" Eggman said, trying to bend over more, but his stomach was seriously in the way.
"I'll get it later, just stop complaining." Knuckles said. "Just do something else instead of reading that book."
"Like what?"
"YOU'RE AN ADULT, FOR CRYIN' OUT LOUD!! Find something, anything!"
"Okay!" Eggman leaned back against the seat and fell asleep immediately.
"O_o" went everyone.
"Oh well, at least he's quiet." Shadow said, reaching for the book.
"What are you doing, Shad?" Sonic asked, as Shadow flipped the book open.
"I wanna see what else is here."
"Tikal..." Knuckles murmured.
"What?" said Tikal as she sat up.
"Are we almost there? I am getting sick and tired of waiting and sleeping here..."
Tikal checks her watch. "In about an hour, we'll be there." Knuckles groaned and leaned back in his seat, closing his eyes and imagining about the cruise. Tikal leaned against Knuckles and fell asleep in a few minutes. 'Wow, she sleeps a lot' Knuckles thought. Tails finally fell asleep against the window after getting tired of watching the man on the wing of the plane. Everyone fell asleep, since they had nothing better to do.
An hour later...
"Passengers, we will be arriving in New York in 15 minutes. Please turn off all electronic equipment, adjust the chairs to the upright positions, and fold your tray tables. Crew members will be going around, checking." boomed the speakers, waking everyone up.
Sonic yawned. "Well, we're almost there.." he said drowsily, and fell back asleep on Shadow.
"Sonic, wake up." Shadow said, shaking him gently. Sonic grumbled and turned to the other side, his back facing Shadow.
"Let the professional do it, Shadow!" Rouge said wide awake. She stood up from her seat, reached over in front of her and shook Sonic violently. "WAKE UP, SONIIIIIIIIIIIIC!!!"
"AHH! AH! WAH!! MOMMY!!" Sonic yelled while being shaken by Rouge. The bat smiled at Shadow and sat back down.
"Are you awake?!" Shadow asked Sonic.
"Yeah.... kinda..." before Sonic could fall asleep again, Shadow grabbed him by the shoulders and shook him HARD.
"STOP WITH THE SHAKING!!!" the blue hedgehog whined. Shadow heard an 'ahem' behind him and turned around. There was the stewardess. "Please sir, put on your seatbelts. We're landing in 10 minutes."
"Oh, sorry." Shadow let go of Sonic and put on his seatbelt. Sonic did the same. The stewardess nodded and continued looking around, making sure everything is in place and everyone has their seat belts. Soon enough, the plane landed smoothly and everyone got off the "Delta Spirit".
"All right, we're in New York!" Knuckles said, happy to get off the plane.
"Where do we go next?" Eggman asked.
"To the dock!" Amy said.
"The ship leaves TODAY?" Tikal asked.
"Yeah!"
"TODAY?!"
"Yeah!!"
"TODAY?!?!"
"I SAID YEAH!!!"
"Sorry..."
"S'okay."
(A/N: Sonic19902, I hope you don't mind me using that. ^_^;;;)
"Okay, so it leaves today. What time?"
"At 5:00pm tonight!" Rouge said.
"What time is it now?" Tails asked. Sonic looked at his watch. "It's 9am."
"Oookay, so what time do we have to be there?" Shadow said.
"I think at like, 3pm."
"WHAT WILL WE DO FOR THE NEXT 6 HOURS?!" Eggman said.
"Explore!!"
"Oooh, I got an idea!" Rouge said, excitement filling her voice. "Let's go to a night club!"
"Rouge, night clubs open at night."
"Bien, là disparaît mon plan..." Rouge murmured to herself in French.
"What's that supposed to mean?" Amy said.
"Er, nothing!" Rouge said.
"But seriously. Now what?" Shadow asked.
"Nous allons obtenons nos sacs, stupides!" Rouge said.
"Stop speaking in French!!"
"But the look on your faces is funny when you don't understand me..." everyone glared at her. "All right, all right! I said, that we should get our bags."
"It sounded to me that you said 'stupid'" said Eggman.
"Erm, no I didn't! Now come on, let's go."
Everyone looked to a sign that said: "Baggage" and an 'up' sign. "The baggage is up?" Shadow asked. Everyone fell over. "No Shadow, the 'up' means 'forward'! So we hafta go forward to get our bags." Eggman explained.
"Okay." So, everyone went forward and continued following the signs. Soon, they were in the huge lobby-like thing in the airport where the luggage comes out of a hole and onto a circular moving platform... thingy... eh. Anyway, they start looking for their luggage.
"Hey, Ames! Isn't that your bag over there?" Shadow asked, pointing to a bright pink bag. "Oh yeah, that's mine!" Amy pulled the bag off the platform and pulled up the handle so she could roll it.
"Isn't that yours, Eggman?" Sonic asked, staring at an egg-shaped bag.
"Yup." The stout man pulled it off the platform and also pulled up the handle.
Tikal looked at a black bag with red stripes on it. "Shadow?"
"Yeah, that's mine." he pulled it off and pulled the handle.
"Hey, look! There's our carry-on bags!" Tails said, pointing.
"Wait, then why was it checked in?" Eggman asked. There was a strange silence.
"Oh whatever, just as long as we have everything." Tikal said, shrugging and grabbing all her bags from the platform. After a few minutes, everyone got their bags and were rolling it along outside. They called a huge taxi van and stuffed their stuff and themselves in.
"Okay, so where do you want to go?" asked the taxi driver, who was an arabic man.
"To... umm... where do we go?!" Sonic asked the others. They shrugged.
~*Tell the man to go to the New York Harbor...*~ whispered a very familiar voice in Sonic's head.
"Okay, go to the New York Harbor, please!"
"Okey dokey!" said the man as he drove off with everyone to the dock.
Later...
"Can someone help me get this stuff out?" asked the taxi driver as he scratched his head, trying to figure out how to remove all the luggage without making everything topple down on him.
"Just do this." Shadow said, pulling on a piece of luggage right under everything else.
"AHH!! DON'T DO THAT!! NO!!" everyone yelled, but it was to late. Shadow pulled out the luggage, and everything on top of it fell on the Sonic Crew and the taxi man. Sonic stuck his head out from under. "Stupid." Shadow did the same and stuck his head out. "At least everything is out, ehehe?"
Even more later...
"Thanks a lot, man!" Knuckles said, giving money to the taxi man.
"No problem." he said, talking with the arabian accent. "Have fun!" and he drove away.
"What time?" Tails asked.
"It's... wow, time flies fast! It's one o' clock." Sonic said.
"What do we do for the next 2 hours?" asked Tails.
"Let's look around here for a while." Shadow said.
"Oh my god, Shadow thought of something!" Knuckles teased, and received a glare from Shadow.
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Thanks, you guys, for the ideas! I give full credit to you people who helped me out in this chapter. ^_^ Hope ya enjoyed it!
By the way, sorry for the long wait. I do have a life. *hears the people gasp* :D
~L-Gurl
Disclaimer: I do not ooooooooooown Sooooooonic or anything relaaaaaaaated to hiiiiiiiiiim!!!! (Woah, I sound like I'm high!! XD)
Oh my god.... I just heard from somewhere that they're banning script-form fics!!! FANFICTION.NET, PLEASE DO NOT BAN THIS FIC!!! I'LL EDIT EVERYTHING AS SOON AS I CAN, JUST DON'T BAN IT, PLEEEEEASE!!!
(jan.09.2007 nicole - sorry, i just had to cut in here. isn't it sad/ironic how they banned the fic anyway even when i said the above? *dies* x____x;;;)
*ahem* Continuing with the fic.
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The boys turn around slowly and their eyes widen. Behind them, were a whole army of Omochao, Barney, Eggman wearing a speedo, William with a bazooka, the man who waved 'hi', and in front of them, were the girls... wearing... very... VERY... disturbing things...
The four people's eyes widen in terror. "WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!" they yelled, and ran off.
"Hmm, and I thought Sonikku would like it!" Amy said, dissapointed.
"I can't believe you guys made me wear this!!" screamed Tikal.
"Oh Tikal, can't you have fun once in a while?!" Rouge said.
"NOT WHILE WEARING THIS!!!"
An omochao flew up to them. "Hi! We're here to help you!" it's voice changed to that of a demon. "WHERE ARE THOSE F@#$%^& @$%&*@#$?!?!" Everyone backs away.
"Does ANYONE like my Speedo?!" Eggman asked.
"I LURVE IT!!" said Barney.
"Aww, I love you too!!" said Eggman as he and Barney hugged eachother. Everyone stared and backed away more.
"Oh... kay..." Rouge said, raising an eyebrow.
"Oh friggin' crap!! Imma go change!!" whined Tikal. She storms off back into the store, while some teenage boys stopped, stared and whistled at her.
"Wooo! You gots a nice body there, baby!" shouted a teenage boy.
"@#$% YOU!!!" screamed the orange echidna as she slaps him, making him fly through the roof of the Texas Airport.
"I WANT YOUR NUMBEEEEEER!!!" said the boy as he faded away from view.
"SCREW YOU!!!" Tikal stomps back to the store and to the dressing rooms.
"O.o" Amy and Rouge... umm... 'said'?
Another random teenage boy sneaks up behind Rouge and slaps her butt. The bat spun around instantly and gasped. "HOW DARE YOU!!!" she said, kicking him like crazy.
Amy whipped out her Piko Piko Hammer. "IF ANYONE GOES NEAR ME!!" The other random teenage boys back away and run off.
Rouge continued kicking the boy. "It was a (kick) bad idea (kick) to wear (kick) these freakin' (kick) clothes in the first (kick) place!!"
"OWWW!! OWW!! STOP KICKING!!!" yelled the boy, getting bruised up.
Rouge picks up the guy with super bat strength. "DIIIIIEEEEEE!!!" She throws him into the ceiling of the Texas Airport, making another hole in the roof next to the one Tikal made.
"WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHhhhhhhhhhhhhhh...."
Eggman and Barney are still hugging eachother. "WILL YOU STOP DOING THAT?!" Amy said.
"I have a new friend!!" babbled the freaky purple dinosaur. He skips off, babbling about pancakes.
"Speeeedo, speeeedo, speedo..." chanted Eggman, rocking back in forth. Another omochao flew up to them. "To whack Eggman, press-" before he could finish, Amy bashes each Omochao on the head with her hammer.
"Hey! That hurt! I'm not helping you anymore!" again, the voice changed. "I VANT TO SUCK YOUR BLOOD!!"
"WEIRDO!!!" shouted Rouge. She and Amy run back to the store and change back into their normal clothes.
~*15 minutes later*~
Amy, Rouge, and Tikal walk slowly out of the store, light emitting from behind them, making it look like an Armageddon (A/N: Don't own that. BTW, is that the right spelling?) scene. They were dressed in combat clothes, with machine guns, bazookas, you name it.
"Let's go!" Rouge said, with an Arnold Schwarchinager (<~~ Wrong spelling, I know.) (A/N: Don't own him either.) accent.
Amy nodded and spoke with the same accent. "Yah!"
"Destroy the evil ones!!" said Tikal, STILL talking with the accent. Then, the girls start attacking the army of Omochaos.
"Does anyone still know I'm still out here, wearing a speedo?" said the speedo man.
"My leg!" some random guy from Spongebob said.
"O_o" went everyone.
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The boys were on the floor of the airport, eyes widened in terror. Some people passing by were stepping on the boys while on their way somewhere.
"Yeah, Shadow!! You're right!!" Sonic said. He got stepped on. "OWW!!"
Knuckles imitates Shadow's voice. "It's a good thing Texas people are friendly!!" he said, then he also got stepped on. "OWWWWWW!!"
"I didn't say that!!" Shadow said. (step) "HEY!! THAT WAS MY EYE!!"
"Umm... then doesn't that mean that your glasses got crunched?" Tails asked. (step) "OUCH!!"
"... My glasses are (step) OWW!! In my bag..."
"Your bag?" Sonic asked.
The boys' eyes widened again. "... AHH!! WHERE'S OUR BAGS?! (step) OWW!!"
Meanwhile...
An Airport Guy was throwing a couple of bags into a huge shreddar. "Lalalalalalalala..."
With the boys...
Shadow sighed. "I hope it's somewhere safe!! (step) OWW!!"
"It BETTER be! (step) OUCH, NO!! X_x"
"Looks like Sonic ran out of coin- (step) OWIES!!" said the boy fox.
"WHY (step) are we lying down here like idiots?! (step) It's over... X_x" Sonic and Knuckles die and reappear in the bookstore I was in. I wave hi.
"Hi!" Sonic and Knuckles said at the same time.
"That reminds me, when is our flight leaving?" Sonic asked.
I check my watch. "Hmm, in an hour."
"Woah! What time is it now?"
"Five pm."
"WAH!!" they both yelled and ran out. They soon saw Shadow and Tails, standing up, smiling. Of course, Shadow was grinning that freakin' idiotic grin he always has when he's overly happy.
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"Tikal! Behind you!" said Rouge with the accent. Tikal turns around. "YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!" she yelled, attacking the Omochao.
"DIE DIE DIE!! YOU ALL MUST DIE!!" Amy said, bashing each Omochao on the head. Soon, the girls kill all the Omochao.
Rouge wiped her forehead. "We did it!"
"Yeah!" said Amy. Another army of Omochao appear. The girls groan.
"Now what?" sighed Tikal.
Amy started with the accent again. "We'll be back."
"What she said!!" said Tikal and Rouge as they all run away frantically. Eggman had already changed into his normal clothes and was grinning.
~*~
Shadow stepped over to Sonic. "Now what's our gate number?" The blue hedgehog shows Shadow the ticket. "Ooooh... thankies, Knuckles!"
Sonic rolled his eyes. 'Jezzus man, Shadow needs his glasses.' he thought. Several screams were heard from the distance.
"WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!" Rouge, Tikal and Amy came running frantically for the boys. Rouge jumps in Knuckle's arms. Tikal jumps in Tails' arms. Amy jumps in Sonic's arms. Shadow waits for someone to jump on him. Rouge, Tikal, and Amy start blabbering random junk.
"SPEAK CLEARLY!!" Shadow shouted over their blabber.
Rouge, Tikal, and Amy spoke at the same time. "OMOCHAO!!" Knuckles, Tails, and Sonic drop the girls in fright. "WHERE?! WHERE'S THE OMOCHAO?!"
"Ow..." complained the girls.
Shadow was waiting impatiently. "ISN'T ANYONE GONNA JUMP ON ME?!" Suddenly, Eggman comes running toward him. Shadow shrieks and runs away, begging/screaming at Eggman to NOT jump on him.
"But you ASKED for someone to!"
"He'll probably be SQUASHED when you jump on him!!" Knuckles said, meaning it. Shadow jumps in Sonic's arms, and they both stare at eachother for 10 minutes.
~*~
"What, are you gonna kiss?" Rouge said, getting tired of standing around. Shadow glared at her.
"Maybe." Sonic said, a hint of mystery in his emerald green eyes. The black hedgehog looked in terror towards him. "WHAT'S THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN?!"
"I kissed you already, what difference does it make if I do it again?" he replied, reaching up to Shadow's lips. He screamed, and leaped out of his arms. "O_o" Shadow fell to the floor and has a seizure.
"HOLY CRAP!!" everyone bellowed. (A/N: Wow, bellow is weird word. I mean it sounds weird.)
"SONIKKU!!! YOU LIKE SHADOW?!" Amy shrieked.
"I..." Sonic said, looking at the floor. "I... I DON'T KNOW!!!" he said dramatically and ran off. Everyone was speechless. Shadow began turning red.
"Oh my god, what's happening to him?" Tikal said, jumping up and down in panic.
"Someone give him CPR!!" Tails cried out to anyone. A female hedgehog comes running up out of the blue. "I heard that Shadow needs CPR!! I'M THE RIGHT GIRL FOR IT!!! LEMME DOOOOOO IIIIIIIIT!!!!"
"O_o"
"Hey look, a hedgehog fangirl!" the hedgehog grinned widely and kneeled down. She bent over Shadow, who was now unconscious. She reached down, her lips almost touching Shadow's... even more closer... inches... centimeters... millimeters... wow, I must be killing all you Shadow fangirls reading this!!!! *gets smacked with baseball bats* x_X
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Sonic: Oh great, look at L-Gurl... *stares at the unconscious body in front of him*
Rouge: What will we do about the fic?
Amy: Why don't we continue it for her?
Knuckles: ARE YOU CRAZY?!
Eggman: It is kinda a good idea.
Tikal: We are NOT continuing this story for her! It's her story, not ours!
Shadow: What happened with me and the fangirl?
Tails: Hey look!! She's starting to wake up!
L-Gurl: *shakes head* Woah! I just felt like my readers who were Shadow fans just whacked me with baseball bats!
All: -_-
L-Gurl: ^_^ Continuing on with the fic!
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The girl's lips finally touched Shadow's and she gave him CPR. Soon, the black hedgehog breathed some air, and got up. "EEEEEEEEEEEEEK!!! I KISSED SHADOW!!! EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!" screams the female hedgehog happily as she ran away. Tails bursts out laughing.
Rouge's eye twitched. "This is very disturbing..."
"Not as disturbing as the things you girls were wearing..." Knuckles said. The girls whack him.
"Now what do we do?!" Amy said, finally remembering about Sonic.
"Do about what?" everyone asked.
"SONIC!!"
"OOOOOOOOOOOOH!!!"
"Well, we dunno..." Tails said.
"We DO know that he likes Shadow." said Tikal, looking up at the ceiling of the airport. Shadow flinched and his eye twitched at this.
"He LIKES me?!"
"He said kissing you doesn't make a difference." Eggman said.
"He LIKES me?!?!"
"And he almost kissed you, too!" Tails said.
"He LIKES me?!?!?!"
"ALL RIGHT, SHADDAP!!" everyone but Shadow yelled to Shadow.
"But I mean, it's friggin' WEIRD!!! He LIKES me?!?!?!?!" everyone glared at him.
"YES, Shadow, he LIKES you." Knuckles said, annoyed.
"No he doesn't." Amy said. "Remember he said he wasn't sure?"
"Ooooooohhhh..." everyone said.
"STOP TALKING AT THE SAME TIME, @#$%^&*#!!!" Shadow said, covering his ears.
"Wow, I feel sorry for him..." Rouge said, shaking her head.
"Feel sorry for who?" Tails asked.
"Shadow! I mean, look at him." she replied, gesturing towards Shadow who had his knees pulled up to his chest, and was on the floor, rocking back and forth.
"I can't believe this.... Sonic likes me.... I'm a freak... he's a freak.... I think he's my roommate on the cruise.... Sonic likes me..... I get scared when everyone talks at the same time.... I'm obsessed with 'Live and Learn'... Sonic LIKES me... I.... I..." Shadow said, kind of in a monotone kind of tone, except his eyes were wider than ever and they had a kind of scared look in them.
Sonic came striding back, looking very tired. Shadow got up quickly and headed towards Rouge and hid behind her.
"Don't hide, Shadow-san!!" Rouge said, turning around and shaking him violently.
"@_@"
"What?" Sonic asked.
"... YOU LIKE SHADOW!!!" everyone yelled, dramatically pointing a finger at him.
Sonic looked at them bewildered. "NO WAY!!!"
"But you almost kissed him!" Tails said.
"THAT WAS A FANGIRL WHO TOOK OVER MY BODY!!"
"WOAH!!! CRAZY!!"
"I know... and to make things worse, she was a Sonadow and Shadow fangirl." everyone's eyes widened.
"Wait, do you know WHO took over your body?" Eggman asked.
"I dunno.... but she kept on saying to me in my head: SONADOW SONADOW SONADOW KISS HIM!! KISS HIIIIIM!!!"
Everyone sweatdropped. Knuckles told everyone that they should head towards their gate already, since they have 10 minutes until it took off. So, everyone listened to him and headed for gate A3. At first, they were totally lost, but they managed to meet up with the Texas man that said 'hi' to them when they first landed there. He pointed out where their gate was and they all thanked him by giving him a dollar. Once they were at the gate and ready to board the plane, I started running up frantically behind them.
"What is it now, L-Gurl?" Sonic asked.
"You guys, listen up!! I gave you wrong tickets! You're supposed to be headed to New York!" I said, waving my arms madly with the right tickets in my hand.
"Oh my god, we're gonna be beheaded in New York?! NO!! I DON'T WANNA LOSE MY HEAD!!" Shadow said, touching his head. I rolled my eyes.
"Here's the friggin' tickets," I said, giving them the right tickets. I pointed to a nearby gate. "The gate is right over there."
"But aren't we supposed to be going for Fort Lauderdale in Florida?" Eggman said, surprised in the new change of plans.
"Well, yeah, but I arranged a different cruise. You're going on the Canada/New England cruise that I just went to." I smiled mischeviously. "You will all feel my pain." I started laughing in an evil way and vanished in a flash of light.
"She can be so creepy." Tikal said.
"You said it, girl." Rouge agreed.
"Anyway, c'mon, we hafta get onto gate A9." Sonic said. "Let's not waste any time. It leaves in... OH MY GOD!! FIVE MINUTES!!"
Everyone gasped and started running towards gate A9. They showed their tickets and their passports to the lady and were all granted access. Tails, though, was having a little itsy bitsy fit.
"I AM NOT GOING BACK IN THE PLANE!! NEVER!! YOU CAN'T MAKE ME!!"
O_o Oookay, maybe it's not so itsy bitsy after all.
"What are you talking about, Tails?! We hafta go. Now!" Knuckles said.
"NOOO."
Knuckles looked at Sonic, who looked back. Then Knuckles looked at Shadow, who also looked back. He was grinning dangerously. There was a glint in Shadow's eye that seemed to say: Let's do it.
"C'mon, Tails, off ya go!" Shadow said, picking up the boy fox.
"Hey!! Leggo of me!! Leggo!!"
"Nope." Shadow said, carrying Tails into the plane. Tails, all the while was pounding on Shadow's back with his fists. "LEGGO NOW!!"
Soon, the were all situated on the plane, still in the exact same numbered seats as before. Rouge asked Knuckles which plane is this, and he said, "This is Delta Spirit." (A/N: I don't own that.)
"Interesting name." she replied.
In a few minutes later, the plane was off the ground and into the night sky. (A/N: Jeez, the CORNYNESS!!!) Tails looked out the window. He gasped and tugged on Rouge's arm. "Hey!! Hey!! There's something on the wing of the plane!!"
"What? Lemme see..." Rouge looked out the window to see nothing. She raised an eyebrow. "There's nothing Tails, nothing."
"But... it's right there!!! See?! OH MY GOD!!! See?!?!?! It just mooned me!!"
Rouge was really disturbed by now. "Please Tails, go to sleep."
"HOW CAN I GO TO SLEEP IF THERE'S A MAILMAN WITH PINK BUNNY SLIPPERS ON THE WING OF THE PLANE?!" Tails yelled.
"What the heck are you talking about?" Shadow asked as he turned around in his seat to face them.
"THERE'S A MAN ON THE PLANE! MAN ON THE PLANE!! MAILMAN, WITH BUNNY SLIPPERS!! THERE'S-" Tails was cut off as Sonic whacked him on the head, making him unconscious.
Amy said, "That was mean, Sonic!"
"Well, he wouldn't shut up. Besides, there's nothing on the wing of the plane." Sonic said calmly as he looked outside the window. There was a mailman there with pink bunny slippers playing bagpipes. Sonic's eyes widen and he sunk into his chair and tried to go to sleep. 'Ooooh...kay, I did NOT see that...' Sonic thought. 'It must have been my imagination...'
Shadow pulled out his CD player and started listening. Tikal fell asleep on Knuckles, who was looking at a magazine, Amy was just staring at Sonic, Eggman was reading a different book, Tails was twitching... again, and Rouge was painting her nails purple.
Amy sighed. "Wow, Sonic is such a hottie..." she murmured to herself.
"Be quiet! I'm reading my new book..." Eggman said.
Amy faced the portly man. "'New book?'"
"Yup."
"Gimme that!" Amy said, grabbing the book and reading it's title aloud: "'Evil Plans for dummies, Book 2!' Jezzus Eggman!!"
"What?!"
"Hey guys! Listen up!" Amy said, attracting the attention of her peers.
"What is (yawn) it?" Tikal asked sleepily, rubbing her eyes.
"Just listen." Everyone looked towards Amy as she flipped the book open. "All right, it says here... 'Plan #1 - First, get a whole bunch of tortillia chips. Then get a whole lot of tortillia sauce. Go to the president's house with all the stuff. Ask him politely: 'Hello, Mr. President! If you let me take over the U.S.A., then the world, I'll give you these tortillia chips!' If he says yes: Give him the food, shove him out of the White House and start planning world domination (on page 23) If he says no: Bring more food and offer it until he says yes.'"
"..." everyone was speechless.
"... That was the most STUPIDEST plan I've ever heard in my life!!" Sonic stated.
Amy flips to another random page. Again, she reads aloud what is stated there. "'Plan #7 - Go to a T.V. station, push the actors who are currently recording a live show out of the way, and start doing the macarena on live T.V. Say: 'I'll torture you by dancing until you say that I can have the U.S.A.! And I know you're watching this, Mr. President!' Then wink at the camera. You could also attract girls by doing that.'"
"O_o"
"I take my other statement back. Now THAT was the most FRIGGIN' STUPIDEST plan I've EVER heard in my 16 years of living!" Sonic said.
"That's the most crappiest thing I've heard in my 50+ years of living!" Shadow commented. Everyone fell over, but that would be weird because they're all sitting down. :D
Amy started giggling. "Here Eggman, you can have your book." she threw it at him, and he caught it, but then dropped it.
"GRR." he growled, trying to bend over the airplane seat so he could get his book. "Gah!! I can't reach it!" Eggman said, his hand 6 inches away from the book.
"That's because your stomach is in the way." Rouge said. Everyone laughed.
"Seriously! I cannot reach it!!" Eggman said, trying to bend over more, but his stomach was seriously in the way.
"I'll get it later, just stop complaining." Knuckles said. "Just do something else instead of reading that book."
"Like what?"
"YOU'RE AN ADULT, FOR CRYIN' OUT LOUD!! Find something, anything!"
"Okay!" Eggman leaned back against the seat and fell asleep immediately.
"O_o" went everyone.
"Oh well, at least he's quiet." Shadow said, reaching for the book.
"What are you doing, Shad?" Sonic asked, as Shadow flipped the book open.
"I wanna see what else is here."
"Tikal..." Knuckles murmured.
"What?" said Tikal as she sat up.
"Are we almost there? I am getting sick and tired of waiting and sleeping here..."
Tikal checks her watch. "In about an hour, we'll be there." Knuckles groaned and leaned back in his seat, closing his eyes and imagining about the cruise. Tikal leaned against Knuckles and fell asleep in a few minutes. 'Wow, she sleeps a lot' Knuckles thought. Tails finally fell asleep against the window after getting tired of watching the man on the wing of the plane. Everyone fell asleep, since they had nothing better to do.
An hour later...
"Passengers, we will be arriving in New York in 15 minutes. Please turn off all electronic equipment, adjust the chairs to the upright positions, and fold your tray tables. Crew members will be going around, checking." boomed the speakers, waking everyone up.
Sonic yawned. "Well, we're almost there.." he said drowsily, and fell back asleep on Shadow.
"Sonic, wake up." Shadow said, shaking him gently. Sonic grumbled and turned to the other side, his back facing Shadow.
"Let the professional do it, Shadow!" Rouge said wide awake. She stood up from her seat, reached over in front of her and shook Sonic violently. "WAKE UP, SONIIIIIIIIIIIIC!!!"
"AHH! AH! WAH!! MOMMY!!" Sonic yelled while being shaken by Rouge. The bat smiled at Shadow and sat back down.
"Are you awake?!" Shadow asked Sonic.
"Yeah.... kinda..." before Sonic could fall asleep again, Shadow grabbed him by the shoulders and shook him HARD.
"STOP WITH THE SHAKING!!!" the blue hedgehog whined. Shadow heard an 'ahem' behind him and turned around. There was the stewardess. "Please sir, put on your seatbelts. We're landing in 10 minutes."
"Oh, sorry." Shadow let go of Sonic and put on his seatbelt. Sonic did the same. The stewardess nodded and continued looking around, making sure everything is in place and everyone has their seat belts. Soon enough, the plane landed smoothly and everyone got off the "Delta Spirit".
"All right, we're in New York!" Knuckles said, happy to get off the plane.
"Where do we go next?" Eggman asked.
"To the dock!" Amy said.
"The ship leaves TODAY?" Tikal asked.
"Yeah!"
"TODAY?!"
"Yeah!!"
"TODAY?!?!"
"I SAID YEAH!!!"
"Sorry..."
"S'okay."
(A/N: Sonic19902, I hope you don't mind me using that. ^_^;;;)
"Okay, so it leaves today. What time?"
"At 5:00pm tonight!" Rouge said.
"What time is it now?" Tails asked. Sonic looked at his watch. "It's 9am."
"Oookay, so what time do we have to be there?" Shadow said.
"I think at like, 3pm."
"WHAT WILL WE DO FOR THE NEXT 6 HOURS?!" Eggman said.
"Explore!!"
"Oooh, I got an idea!" Rouge said, excitement filling her voice. "Let's go to a night club!"
"Rouge, night clubs open at night."
"Bien, là disparaît mon plan..." Rouge murmured to herself in French.
"What's that supposed to mean?" Amy said.
"Er, nothing!" Rouge said.
"But seriously. Now what?" Shadow asked.
"Nous allons obtenons nos sacs, stupides!" Rouge said.
"Stop speaking in French!!"
"But the look on your faces is funny when you don't understand me..." everyone glared at her. "All right, all right! I said, that we should get our bags."
"It sounded to me that you said 'stupid'" said Eggman.
"Erm, no I didn't! Now come on, let's go."
Everyone looked to a sign that said: "Baggage" and an 'up' sign. "The baggage is up?" Shadow asked. Everyone fell over. "No Shadow, the 'up' means 'forward'! So we hafta go forward to get our bags." Eggman explained.
"Okay." So, everyone went forward and continued following the signs. Soon, they were in the huge lobby-like thing in the airport where the luggage comes out of a hole and onto a circular moving platform... thingy... eh. Anyway, they start looking for their luggage.
"Hey, Ames! Isn't that your bag over there?" Shadow asked, pointing to a bright pink bag. "Oh yeah, that's mine!" Amy pulled the bag off the platform and pulled up the handle so she could roll it.
"Isn't that yours, Eggman?" Sonic asked, staring at an egg-shaped bag.
"Yup." The stout man pulled it off the platform and also pulled up the handle.
Tikal looked at a black bag with red stripes on it. "Shadow?"
"Yeah, that's mine." he pulled it off and pulled the handle.
"Hey, look! There's our carry-on bags!" Tails said, pointing.
"Wait, then why was it checked in?" Eggman asked. There was a strange silence.
"Oh whatever, just as long as we have everything." Tikal said, shrugging and grabbing all her bags from the platform. After a few minutes, everyone got their bags and were rolling it along outside. They called a huge taxi van and stuffed their stuff and themselves in.
"Okay, so where do you want to go?" asked the taxi driver, who was an arabic man.
"To... umm... where do we go?!" Sonic asked the others. They shrugged.
~*Tell the man to go to the New York Harbor...*~ whispered a very familiar voice in Sonic's head.
"Okay, go to the New York Harbor, please!"
"Okey dokey!" said the man as he drove off with everyone to the dock.
Later...
"Can someone help me get this stuff out?" asked the taxi driver as he scratched his head, trying to figure out how to remove all the luggage without making everything topple down on him.
"Just do this." Shadow said, pulling on a piece of luggage right under everything else.
"AHH!! DON'T DO THAT!! NO!!" everyone yelled, but it was to late. Shadow pulled out the luggage, and everything on top of it fell on the Sonic Crew and the taxi man. Sonic stuck his head out from under. "Stupid." Shadow did the same and stuck his head out. "At least everything is out, ehehe?"
Even more later...
"Thanks a lot, man!" Knuckles said, giving money to the taxi man.
"No problem." he said, talking with the arabian accent. "Have fun!" and he drove away.
"What time?" Tails asked.
"It's... wow, time flies fast! It's one o' clock." Sonic said.
"What do we do for the next 2 hours?" asked Tails.
"Let's look around here for a while." Shadow said.
"Oh my god, Shadow thought of something!" Knuckles teased, and received a glare from Shadow.
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Thanks, you guys, for the ideas! I give full credit to you people who helped me out in this chapter. ^_^ Hope ya enjoyed it!
By the way, sorry for the long wait. I do have a life. *hears the people gasp* :D
~L-Gurl