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Over dinner last night, my aunt said to me:
"You know, I wish our daughter could be more like you."
"Huh?" Whoa. Where did that come from?
"Ever since she started uni, it's been party, party, party. She's always out partying. She going out again tomorrow night. And the night after."
"Erm," a little stunned, "I go to parties." Oh. Kay. Where is this going?
"But not a lot, right?"
"Erm," not really wanting to involve myself in a family feud, "no, I do go to quite a few."
"But you're responsible. Who knows what our daughter gets up to at those parties."
Oh, if only you knew what I get up to at my parties.
"Mm. Yeah." I just smiled.
"You know, I wish our daughter could be more like you."
"Huh?" Whoa. Where did that come from?
"Ever since she started uni, it's been party, party, party. She's always out partying. She going out again tomorrow night. And the night after."
"Erm," a little stunned, "I go to parties." Oh. Kay. Where is this going?
"But not a lot, right?"
"Erm," not really wanting to involve myself in a family feud, "no, I do go to quite a few."
"But you're responsible. Who knows what our daughter gets up to at those parties."
Oh, if only you knew what I get up to at my parties.
"Mm. Yeah." I just smiled.