I think I need to go have a lie down now...
An Actual Conversation From My Office, Taking Place But A Few Minutes Ago:
ME: ::knock knock:: Excuse me, PHB. Not to be a noodge, but can I have the payroll for MainLine? I'm asking now just because if I don't I'll probably forget it before we all leave for the day.
PHB: ::does a credible imitation of a deer in the headlights:: The payroll?
ME: Yeppers!
PHB: ::drumming fingers on desk:: ...I don't have it.
ME: Er?
PHB: ::more drumming, a bit of random paper-shuffling:: Is tomorrow payday?
ME: ::resisting the sudden, violent urge to grab a nine iron and start swinging:: Yes, it is. June 30th.
PHB: I'll have to find out where they are. They should be here by tomorrow.
ME: ....Okay, then!
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I WHAT? FUCKING WHAT?!?
ME: ::knock knock:: Excuse me, PHB. Not to be a noodge, but can I have the payroll for MainLine? I'm asking now just because if I don't I'll probably forget it before we all leave for the day.
PHB: ::does a credible imitation of a deer in the headlights:: The payroll?
ME: Yeppers!
PHB: ::drumming fingers on desk:: ...I don't have it.
ME: Er?
PHB: ::more drumming, a bit of random paper-shuffling:: Is tomorrow payday?
ME: ::resisting the sudden, violent urge to grab a nine iron and start swinging:: Yes, it is. June 30th.
PHB: I'll have to find out where they are. They should be here by tomorrow.
ME: ....Okay, then!
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I WHAT? FUCKING WHAT?!?