Ah, compassionate conservatism!
From a comments thread at the American Spectator:
“Since the McCain campaign has released a statement declaring that 17-year-old Bristol Palin now faces “the responsibilities of adulthood,” might I be so bold as to suggest that they arrange a press conference where Bristol can attempt to address the horrible embarrassment she’s caused her parents?
Excuse my paternal (and political) indignation but I am in no mood for pleas that the media respect anyone’s privacy at this point. I don’t think it an exaggeration to say that this girl (and her boyfriend) have caused a crisis of global significance, and if her parents are serious about “the responsibilities of adulthood,” Bristol ought to face the consequences, including about 45 minutes in front of the klieg lights while reporters shout stupid questions.
It’s not Bristol’s fault her mother was picked as the GOP running mate, but she certainly should have understood how her personal behavior would reflect on her family.
Posted By: Robert Stacy McCain”
The crisis of global significance, Robert Stacy McCain, was caused by eight years of fundamentalist dipshittery taking the place of actual science-based sexual health education in this nation's classrooms, shilled by rank hypocrites like your father the adulterer, Leslie Unruh the fornicating 'pro-abort' for herself/'anti-abort' for everyone else, and poor Bristol Palin's mother, who was herself a knocked-up, unwed teenager prior to her own 'elopement'/shotgun wedding.
And, by the way...
HOW FUCKING DARE YOU.
HOW FUCKING DARE YOU ACT AS THOUGH THIS GIRL SHOULD BE PUNISHED BY PUBLIC FUCKING HUMILIATION FOR ADHERING TO YOUR OWN FUCKED UP IDEALS OF WHAT A WOMAN SHOULD DO WITH HER BODY? SERIOUSLY, HOW DO YOU EVEN FUCKING LOOK AT YOURSELF IN THE MIRROR, YOU RATFUCKING LITTLE TOAD? FURTHERMORE, HOW DARE YOU AND YOUR ENTIRE RANK, RANCID, REPUGNANT LITTLE MOVEMENT STAND THERE AND ACT AS THOUGH THE CHILD SHE'S GOING TO BEAR SHOULD BE SOME SORT OF MARK OF SHAME FOR HER? YOU MOTHERFUCKERS. 'THE EMBARRASSMENT SHE'S CAUSED HER PARENTS.' WHAT ABOUT THE FUCKING EMBARRASSMENT HER PARENTS HAVE CAUSED HER, PUBLICIZING WHAT SHOULD HAVE BEEN A PRIVATE MATTER ALL OVER THE FUCKING WORLD BECAUSE HER MOTHER WANTS TO BE VICE PRESIDENT, DON'TCHAKNOW. ABSOLUTELY NONE OF THIS IS THAT GIRL'S FAULT, YOU LOATHSOME CHOAD, AND YOU SHOULD BE CASTRATED WITH A FUCKING RUSTY ICE CREAM SCOOP BEFORE YOU BREED IF YOU THINK THIS IS THE SORT OF CONSIDERATION A PARENT OWES THEIR CHILD. THERE ARE NOT ENOUGH WORDS IN THE ENGLISH LANGUAGE TO FULLY ENCAPSULATE THE HATRED IN MY HEART FOR YOU AND YOUR ILK RIGHT NOW.
“Since the McCain campaign has released a statement declaring that 17-year-old Bristol Palin now faces “the responsibilities of adulthood,” might I be so bold as to suggest that they arrange a press conference where Bristol can attempt to address the horrible embarrassment she’s caused her parents?
Excuse my paternal (and political) indignation but I am in no mood for pleas that the media respect anyone’s privacy at this point. I don’t think it an exaggeration to say that this girl (and her boyfriend) have caused a crisis of global significance, and if her parents are serious about “the responsibilities of adulthood,” Bristol ought to face the consequences, including about 45 minutes in front of the klieg lights while reporters shout stupid questions.
It’s not Bristol’s fault her mother was picked as the GOP running mate, but she certainly should have understood how her personal behavior would reflect on her family.
Posted By: Robert Stacy McCain”
The crisis of global significance, Robert Stacy McCain, was caused by eight years of fundamentalist dipshittery taking the place of actual science-based sexual health education in this nation's classrooms, shilled by rank hypocrites like your father the adulterer, Leslie Unruh the fornicating 'pro-abort' for herself/'anti-abort' for everyone else, and poor Bristol Palin's mother, who was herself a knocked-up, unwed teenager prior to her own 'elopement'/shotgun wedding.
And, by the way...
HOW FUCKING DARE YOU.
HOW FUCKING DARE YOU ACT AS THOUGH THIS GIRL SHOULD BE PUNISHED BY PUBLIC FUCKING HUMILIATION FOR ADHERING TO YOUR OWN FUCKED UP IDEALS OF WHAT A WOMAN SHOULD DO WITH HER BODY? SERIOUSLY, HOW DO YOU EVEN FUCKING LOOK AT YOURSELF IN THE MIRROR, YOU RATFUCKING LITTLE TOAD? FURTHERMORE, HOW DARE YOU AND YOUR ENTIRE RANK, RANCID, REPUGNANT LITTLE MOVEMENT STAND THERE AND ACT AS THOUGH THE CHILD SHE'S GOING TO BEAR SHOULD BE SOME SORT OF MARK OF SHAME FOR HER? YOU MOTHERFUCKERS. 'THE EMBARRASSMENT SHE'S CAUSED HER PARENTS.' WHAT ABOUT THE FUCKING EMBARRASSMENT HER PARENTS HAVE CAUSED HER, PUBLICIZING WHAT SHOULD HAVE BEEN A PRIVATE MATTER ALL OVER THE FUCKING WORLD BECAUSE HER MOTHER WANTS TO BE VICE PRESIDENT, DON'TCHAKNOW. ABSOLUTELY NONE OF THIS IS THAT GIRL'S FAULT, YOU LOATHSOME CHOAD, AND YOU SHOULD BE CASTRATED WITH A FUCKING RUSTY ICE CREAM SCOOP BEFORE YOU BREED IF YOU THINK THIS IS THE SORT OF CONSIDERATION A PARENT OWES THEIR CHILD. THERE ARE NOT ENOUGH WORDS IN THE ENGLISH LANGUAGE TO FULLY ENCAPSULATE THE HATRED IN MY HEART FOR YOU AND YOUR ILK RIGHT NOW.