An Actual Conversation:

[nagaina_ryuuoh]

SKYE: Baby tigers are cute!

ME: Yes, they are. Do you want to be Mommy's tiger cub today?

SKYE: Yes! I'M A TIGER!

::Five seconds of Lazy Town later::

SKYE: I like pirates! I AM HALF-TIGER AND HALF-PIRATE!

ME: Is that a Pyger or a Tigrate?

SKYE: A TIGRATE! RARGH MATEY!

ME: ::dies::