Okay, this made me laugh. Also: a contest!
Via Smart Bitches, Trashy Books:
http://smartbitchestrashybooks.com/blog/a-description-of-nipples?
Do yourself a favor, and do not search for "nipples ripe berries" or any other variation of nipple monotony on Google:Books. It's worse than excerpts from Longarm, let me tell you.
So what to do with all these nipples, all this nipple monotony?
We need MORE NIPPLE DESCRIPTIONS!
Ergo, it is Nipple Contest Time. Your task: come up with a description for nipples, male, female or both, that can stand in place of the cliched description. You don't have to reference fruit, flatness, or currency. You can compare them to whatever you want. Your job is to describe them as best you can.
I will be judging the entries in 48 hours, but you can "like" the ones you like best to try to sway my voting.
The winner shall receive the people's ovation and fame forever, and a $25 gift card to the bookstore of their choice. Whee!
Standard disclaimers apply: I'm not being compensated for this giveaway. Must be over 18 to win, while wearing flat cherries. Your nipples may and should vary. Sometimes they even look like thumbs.
Now: go forth and describe nipples with better descriptions!
Do yourself a favor and read the post this contest is attached to. The only thing more sadly hilarious than the cherry/berry/strawberry nipple thing is the startling similarity of all cocks in m/m romance/erotica -- more specifically, how all penises appear to originate in the late 20th/early 21st century with regard to the universiality of circumcision, even in worlds where lopping a bit of skin off the end of the pecker has not even the faintest trace of justification RE religion or culture.
http://smartbitchestrashybooks.com/blog/a-description-of-nipples?
Do yourself a favor, and do not search for "nipples ripe berries" or any other variation of nipple monotony on Google:Books. It's worse than excerpts from Longarm, let me tell you.
So what to do with all these nipples, all this nipple monotony?
We need MORE NIPPLE DESCRIPTIONS!
Ergo, it is Nipple Contest Time. Your task: come up with a description for nipples, male, female or both, that can stand in place of the cliched description. You don't have to reference fruit, flatness, or currency. You can compare them to whatever you want. Your job is to describe them as best you can.
I will be judging the entries in 48 hours, but you can "like" the ones you like best to try to sway my voting.
The winner shall receive the people's ovation and fame forever, and a $25 gift card to the bookstore of their choice. Whee!
Standard disclaimers apply: I'm not being compensated for this giveaway. Must be over 18 to win, while wearing flat cherries. Your nipples may and should vary. Sometimes they even look like thumbs.
Now: go forth and describe nipples with better descriptions!
Do yourself a favor and read the post this contest is attached to. The only thing more sadly hilarious than the cherry/berry/strawberry nipple thing is the startling similarity of all cocks in m/m romance/erotica -- more specifically, how all penises appear to originate in the late 20th/early 21st century with regard to the universiality of circumcision, even in worlds where lopping a bit of skin off the end of the pecker has not even the faintest trace of justification RE religion or culture.