Meet The Parents
Title: Parent-Teacher Meeting
Fandom: SS501, xover: DBSK
Pairing(s): HyunJoong/HyungJun, family!SS501.
Genre: fail!humour. Romance. AU. fluff. idk.
A/N: I couldn't resist. Comments are loved. I read a Supernatural version, that one is waaaay better, but I can't for the life of me find it. I'm sort of disappointed of how this turned out. It didn't come out the way I wanted to...sigh. At least I tried to fix it.
Warning: wrote the entire thing on iPod... So yea... Possible grammar and spelling mistakes. Tell me when you see it.
Summary: HyunJoong and his husband are called in by their sons' teacher to discuss their behaviours. Needless to say, it didn't turn out the way the teacher planned it out to be.
Kim HyunJoong thought that he's one sly son-of-a-bitch. He thought he could stroll into the classroom, give Mrs. Park KyungLim a charming smile and give her lines about how hard growing up for his children was because of the peculiar family and how coming from orphanages affected them then leave scot free.
Oh, no. Not with her. She's not going to fall for that smile that her predecessor did. Nope, she wouldn't.
So she steeled herself when HyunJoong walked in and resisted the urge to sigh dreamily. He flashed her a smile, she didn't smile back. That seemed to alert something in him as his demeanour changed, but only slightly, the infuriating playfulness was still there.
"Take a seat Mr. Kim." she gestured towards the seat in front of the table. There were two, since both parents should turn up. HyunJoong sat on her right, beside the window the afternoon light hit him just right and made him look ethereal. Mrs. Park KyungLim cleared her throat.
"Why don't you sit on my left, Mr. Kim?" HyunJoong was about to ask why, "just do it." HyunJoong did so, confusion marring his face and dammit, it would be easier if the man would just be ugly for ten seconds. Or even just normal looking. But no, the universe was just not fair that way.
"My husband has an appointment, so he would be a little bit late, but he'll come, don't worry." he flashed a smile as bright as the sun. All KyungLim-songsaengnim could do was nod. "I work at home, so I have all the time in the world." That smile didn't fade.
"Now about your son," she cleared her throat again.
"Which one, if you don't mind me asking?"
KyungLim-songsaengnim gave a sharp look, "Let's start with the oldest, YoungSaeng." HyunJoong looked surprised.
"YoungSaeng? That's hard to believe, he's the most quiet of them all." HyunJoong did that with a head tilt, wide honest eyes that were blinking at her slowly. KyungLim-songsaengnim shifted her gaze to his forehead.
"Well, he didn't actually cause the trouble, but a lot of parents complained about it. YoungSaeng is very... Cute. He is well... endowed in the cheeks department. And some... A lot of his fellow classmates couldn't help themselves but to pinch his cheeks. He doesn't like it. Everytime someone tries, he slaps their hand away, hard. Everyday, at least one child went home with a very red hand." she explained with a serious look on her face. HyunJoong, however, looked like he was about to burst out laughing. KyungLim-songsaengnim had an intense urge to throw her wooden metre ruler at him.
Before she could, HyunJoong composed himself. "Well, it's not really his fault, is it? They should have asked first before trying to pinch his cheeks. It's only polite to ask. Parents should teach their children to ask for permission before trying to pinch someone else's cheek, don't you agree?" and there it was, the smile. KyungLim-songsaengnim found herself nodding dumbly. How did the tables turn this way? Hadn't she originally wanted to scold the parents for their misfits they call their children.
"I'll talk to the children about that. Let's move on to JaeJoong." Again, HyunJoong looked surprised, KyungLim-songsaengnim found this reaction ridiculous, really. "The other day, a boy had mistaken JaeJoong was a girl. Then JaeJoong proceeded to beat him."
Again, he looked like he was going to burst out laughing and is that... Pride shining in his eyes? Is he actually proud of this? What kind of parenting is this?
"I knew that his hair was too long, I told my husband that. We'll cut his hair off, after this." he hid his smile behind his hand. This time, KyungLim-songsaengnim wanted to throw her dictionary at him. Before she could, there was a knock on the door and a young man stuck his head in. Another beautiful young man.
He gave her a gummy smile and KyungLim-sonsaengnim wanted to cry out in frustration. He came in, wearing a suit, a little bit disheveled, clearly he just got off from work. The briefcase in hand was further proof of it. An opposite to HyunJoong who was simply wearing jeans and a t-shirt, now that the teacher could divert her eyes from his face. KyungLim-songsaengnim had only met HyunJoong and this is the first time she met the other one. Everytime she asked, HyunJoong said that he didn't like to disturb his husband at work.
HyunJoong gave his husband an adoring smile. His husband leaned down and gave him a quick peck then turned to KyungLim-songsaengnim and bow respectfully to her. The woman in question thought the man was adorable, but tried her best to hide it. "Good afternoon, I'm HyungJun. Nice to meet you." another gummy smile all KyungLim-songsaengnim could think was: awww.
Instead, she pulled herself together and said "sit down, HyungJun-ssi. We'll continue." HyungJun, stunned by the coldness, nodded and sat on the only available seat, where HyunJoong originally sat. KyungLim-songsaengnim internally groaned. Not another pretty boy. "Right, where were we? Oh, yes, JaeJoong's hair."
"What about JaeJoong's hair?" HyungJun asked. KyungLim-songsaengnim almost blurt out are you kidding me?
"His hair is blond!" she exclaimed, shocking the parents. "Care to explain?"
The married couple shared a mischievous smile once their shocked expression melted off before facing her again, not at all scared of her stern expression.
"The boys-" HyungJun giggled. "The boys found a blond dye that their Aunt Jessica left. They experimented on JaeJoong, who lost in a Mario Kart race. The rest is history." he coughed as a cover to his laughs.
HyunJoong tried to placate the teacher, seeing that. "We'll cut his hair and dye it black, don't worry." he said calmly, a mini smile gracing his features. Her eyes twitched in annoyance. She grasped at the straws and found that she had two other menaces to speak of.
"Now, let's talk about KyuJong." now that wiped the smile off their faces, much to KyungLim-songsaengnim's satisfaction.
"KyuJong?!" they said simultaneously in surprise. Genuine surprise. Do they really think that their sons are angels?
"Yes, KyuJong. Well, KyuJong and JungMin to be exact." she said. She opened her mouth to rant off about the worst of all the Kims, the infamous KyuMin duo as all the teachers dubbed them but stopped when she saw something out of the corner of her eye. Four small heads were peeking out through the small crack of the door. HyunJoong and HyungJun turned to see what she was looking at. They smiled once their eyes landed on their sons. Seeing their fathers smiling warmly at them, they all ran towards the two men. JaeJoong and KyuJong climbed on top of HyunJoong while JungMin and YoungSaeng crowded around HyungJun, fighting over who gets to sit on his lap then settled on each of them getting one leg. Now both men were surrounded by their sons.
Before the boys interrupted them, KyungLim-songsaengnim was about to talk about the KyuMin misfits. It's more to JungMin than KyuJong. JungMin is very clever, they upgraded him from the second grade to the third, moving him to the same class with KyuJong. Biggest. Mistake. Ever.
KyuJong - sweet, shy and quirky KyuJong - evolved like a freaking Pokemon from quiet to LOUD. It seems JungMin brought out the crazy in everyone, including Ms. Goo Hara- a sweet-tempered and always smiling teacher- their math teacher who threatened the principal to quit if something wasn't done with JungMin. The boy is clever, so he often finish his work faster, resulting in him getting bored and proceeded to talk, disturbing his classmates in the process. Because they are children, children have the attention span of a.. a.. chimp. She didn't know how chimp had to do with children but that was all she could think of right now. He didn't care who listened, the boy just talked. It drove all the teachers crazy.
Once they had to separate KyuJong and JungMin, each of them sitting on different sides of the classroom. JungMin on the right end, KyuJong on the left end. Sadly it didn't work. If anything, it achieved the exact opposite. Both of them yelled instaed of normal talking. Ms GyuRi almost broke down because the class turned to a complete chaos as all the children started to yell too, thinking it was a game. Needless to say, they were placed back next to each other.
"You were saying, about KyuJong and JungMin?" HyunJoong asked while JaeJoong's cute little blond head was buried in his chest and KyuJong was playing with his father's beanie. It made KyungLim-songsaengnim want to coo at them.
"Uhh..." her brain short-circuited when six adorable faces stared at her. Her brain malfunctioned. They were all too cute, way too adorable. This is so unfair. "... N-nothing. That's all."
They all brightened up simultaneously. JaeJoong got off HyunJoong so he could stand and KyuJong gave him his beanie back for his father to wear. YoungSaeng got off HyungJun without the man telling him to, JungMin on the other hand, needed some form of persuasion.
"Joongie-appa, can we go get ice-cream?" JaeJoong said, tugging HyunJoong's jeans.
HyunJoong smiled. "Only if Junnie-appa says yes." then all four eyes turned to the said man. HyungJun rolled his eyes at his husband as if to say oh, thank you so much.
He shrugged. "Okay, I guess." A loud YAY! echoed in the classroom. "Everybody say thank you to Park KyungLim-songsaengnim."
"Thank you." Four voices chorused in a sweet tone, any sweeter, KyungLim's going to have diabetes.
They all bowed to her respectfully, said goodbye and they left. KyungLim watched them leave through the classroom's window, the picture of a happy family, if not a little bit malfunctioned. JungMin, from the looks of it was demanding HyungJun to give him a piggy-back ride. YoungSaeng seemed like he was trying to shut JungMin up. KyungLim-songsaengnim felt a wistful smile tugging the corners of her lips as she remembered her own son, now in a different country, studying.
She sighed and silently prayed for all of them to be okay. She wondered briefly what the boys would grow up to be but then decided she didn't want to know. No, really, she didn't.
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