More spam email
Received today at 10:30 am;
Dearest in the lord,
My name is Mrs. Jennifer brown, I am a dying women who have decided to donate what I have to you and also for the good work of God. I am 63 years old and I was diagnosed for cancer for about 9 years ago, immediately after the death of my husband, who has left me everything he worked for. I have been touched by God to donate from what I have inherited from my late husband to you for the good work of God, rather than allow my relatives to use my husband’s hard earned funds ungodly. Please pray that the good Lord forgive me my sins. I have asked God to forgive me and believe he has because He is a merciful God. I will be going in for an operation in less than two hours.
I decided to WILL/donate the sum of $8,700,000.00(Eight million seven hundred thousand dollars) to you for the good work of the lord, and also to help the motherless and less privilege and also for the assistance of the widows. At the moment I cannot take any telephone calls right now due to the fact that my relatives are around me and my health status. I have adjusted my WILL and my lawyer is aware I have changed my will to you and he will arrange and transfer the funds from my account to you. I wish you all the best and may the good Lord bless you abundantly, and please use the funds well and always extend the good work to others.
Contact my lawyer with this specified email: Barrister Fredrick Eden
(barr.victor_carter@yahoo.co.uk) and tell him that I have WILLED ($8,700,000.00) to you by quoting my personal reference number Law/chamber/je/nd/WILL/TT453276542/Jrrr/086. And I have also notified him that I am WILLING that amount to you for a specific and good work.
I know I don't know you but I have been directed to do this. How I got your contact is by divine directives from God, so you have nothing to worry about. I prayed and thought about this before deciding to WILL this fund to you. Am also doing this because I don’t really think I will be able to make it after the surgical operation. So once again, don’t disappoint me because if you do, then you disappoint God. This is my dying wish.
Thanks and God bless.
Regards,
Mrs.Jennifer Brown.
Replied today, at 10:37 am
Dear Mrs. Brown,
We at the Church of Satan are extremely grateful for your gift. It must have been divine providence indeed that lead you to email our chief fundraiser in the Slough area (a region which, I must hasten to add, has the largest conversion rate in southern England, with the exception of Elephant and Castle). He has kept 40% of the value you specified as a reference fee, and we all wish him a good trip to Thailand with the three women he picked up in Soho. The rest of the money you bequeathed to us will be put to a good cause. The money will be transferred to English Pounds, as this makes it easier to pay the polish builders cash-in-hand, and then divided amongst our various departments. First we intend to use your money to finance one of our members so that they are in such a position as to take up the papacy upon the death of its current holder. Due to the generous size of your donation, that may be sooner than you think.
Our headquarters in Slough shall also be undergoing renovations over the next few months, again all thanks to your donation. I am particularly excited about the planned updates to the S&M/Torture wing, as the implements were beginning to get a bit rusty and it’s been in need of a new air conditioning system for several years now.
The remaining funds will be put to good work in the local community; twelve new mobile preachers will be financed, allowing us to spread the great word of our lord Satan to the many ignorant foreigners that have taken up residence within our parish. Two new shelters will be set up for the homeless/exploitable, and we hope to begin construction of a whole new church in Britwell.
The remaining money shall be sent to other organisations as part of our Goodwill Program; due to your religious standing, I thought that a generous donation should be sent to our local synagogue.
I wish you all the best in your surgery, and a swift recovery. I shall keep this message on me so that in the event of you not receiving this email I can hand it to you in person when we meet up at a later date.
Regards,
Gerald Rookwood, High Master of Slough
Dearest in the lord,
My name is Mrs. Jennifer brown, I am a dying women who have decided to donate what I have to you and also for the good work of God. I am 63 years old and I was diagnosed for cancer for about 9 years ago, immediately after the death of my husband, who has left me everything he worked for. I have been touched by God to donate from what I have inherited from my late husband to you for the good work of God, rather than allow my relatives to use my husband’s hard earned funds ungodly. Please pray that the good Lord forgive me my sins. I have asked God to forgive me and believe he has because He is a merciful God. I will be going in for an operation in less than two hours.
I decided to WILL/donate the sum of $8,700,000.00(Eight million seven hundred thousand dollars) to you for the good work of the lord, and also to help the motherless and less privilege and also for the assistance of the widows. At the moment I cannot take any telephone calls right now due to the fact that my relatives are around me and my health status. I have adjusted my WILL and my lawyer is aware I have changed my will to you and he will arrange and transfer the funds from my account to you. I wish you all the best and may the good Lord bless you abundantly, and please use the funds well and always extend the good work to others.
Contact my lawyer with this specified email: Barrister Fredrick Eden
(barr.victor_carter@yahoo.co.uk) and tell him that I have WILLED ($8,700,000.00) to you by quoting my personal reference number Law/chamber/je/nd/WILL/TT453276542/Jrrr/086. And I have also notified him that I am WILLING that amount to you for a specific and good work.
I know I don't know you but I have been directed to do this. How I got your contact is by divine directives from God, so you have nothing to worry about. I prayed and thought about this before deciding to WILL this fund to you. Am also doing this because I don’t really think I will be able to make it after the surgical operation. So once again, don’t disappoint me because if you do, then you disappoint God. This is my dying wish.
Thanks and God bless.
Regards,
Mrs.Jennifer Brown.
Replied today, at 10:37 am
Dear Mrs. Brown,
We at the Church of Satan are extremely grateful for your gift. It must have been divine providence indeed that lead you to email our chief fundraiser in the Slough area (a region which, I must hasten to add, has the largest conversion rate in southern England, with the exception of Elephant and Castle). He has kept 40% of the value you specified as a reference fee, and we all wish him a good trip to Thailand with the three women he picked up in Soho. The rest of the money you bequeathed to us will be put to a good cause. The money will be transferred to English Pounds, as this makes it easier to pay the polish builders cash-in-hand, and then divided amongst our various departments. First we intend to use your money to finance one of our members so that they are in such a position as to take up the papacy upon the death of its current holder. Due to the generous size of your donation, that may be sooner than you think.
Our headquarters in Slough shall also be undergoing renovations over the next few months, again all thanks to your donation. I am particularly excited about the planned updates to the S&M/Torture wing, as the implements were beginning to get a bit rusty and it’s been in need of a new air conditioning system for several years now.
The remaining funds will be put to good work in the local community; twelve new mobile preachers will be financed, allowing us to spread the great word of our lord Satan to the many ignorant foreigners that have taken up residence within our parish. Two new shelters will be set up for the homeless/exploitable, and we hope to begin construction of a whole new church in Britwell.
The remaining money shall be sent to other organisations as part of our Goodwill Program; due to your religious standing, I thought that a generous donation should be sent to our local synagogue.
I wish you all the best in your surgery, and a swift recovery. I shall keep this message on me so that in the event of you not receiving this email I can hand it to you in person when we meet up at a later date.
Regards,
Gerald Rookwood, High Master of Slough