Simpsons meme!

[nadsatshoot]

This time tomorrow, I will be living in Guelph. I've got to pack today. The whole ordeal is a little saddening at times, especially saying goodbye to some people.
So.

Fill this post with Simpsons references.

In the comments.
As many as you can!

Comments

[juliag]

Homer: Marge? Since I'm not talking to Lisa, would you please ask her to pass me the syrup?
Marge: Dear, please pass your father the syrup, Lisa.
Lisa: Bart, tell Dad I will only pass the syrup if it won't be used on any meat product.
Bart: You dunkin' your sausages in that syrup homeboy?
Homer: Marge, tell Bart I just want to drink a nice glass of syrup like I do every morning.
Marge: Tell him yourself, you're ignoring Lisa, not Bart.
Homer: Bart, thank your mother for pointing that out.
Marge: Homer, you're not not-talking to me and secondly I heard what you said.
Homer: Lisa, tell your mother to get off my case.
Bart: Uhhh, dad, Lisa's the one you're not talking to.
Homer: Bart, go to your room.

[juliag]

Chief Wiggum: This is Papa Bear. Put out an APB for a male suspect, driving a... car of some sort, heading in the direction of, uh, you know, that place that sells chili. Suspect is hatless. Repeat, hatless.

[juliag]

Lunch Lady Doris: More testicles mean more iron

[juliag]

Milhouse: You promised fudgicles. So, where are the fudgicles?

[juliag]

Lisa: I'm an ugmo.
Homer: Now, that's not true. You're cute as a bug's ear.
Lisa: Father's have to say that little stuff.
Homer: Dad, am I cute as a bug's ear?
Grandpa: No. You're homely as a mule's butt.
Homer: There. See?

[juliag]

Carl: According to the map, the cabin should be right here.
Lenny: Hey, maybe there is no cabin. Maybe it's one of them metaphorical things.
Carl: Oh yeah, yeah... Like maybe the cabin is the place inside each of us, created by our goodwill and teamwork.
Lenny: Oh! ...Nah, they said there would be sandwiches.

[juliag]

Carl: Lenny - sending some outgoing mail?
Lenny: You know it!
Carl: Yeah, I think I'll send some tomorrow.
Lenny: I hear that!

[xia]

OMG, it's N*SYNC!
werd.

CAN WE PLEASE RESURRECT THIS POST?

[nadsatshoot]

I can't believe I'm meeting Milhouse!

Re: CAN WE PLEASE RESURRECT THIS POST?

[xia]

oh great...now we have to send THEM a gift basket!

[xia]

there's something so unnatural about flying a kite at night.
hellooo mother...

[shey]

REPEAT, HATLESS! So much love for that one.

[xia]

nobody pouts going into a jiggy.