I buy a lot of porn!
Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
In September I bought porn for no_lo_sai (10 points). Last Sunday I committed genocide... Sorry about that, rottedmymind (-5000 points). In April I caught a purse-snatcher who stole krisblane's purse (30 points). In August I bought porn for ___frostbite (-10 points). In October I invaded Iraq, broke it, and couldn't glue it back together before Mom got home (-1012 points).
Overall, I've been naughty (-5982 points). For Christmas I deserve a moldy sandwich!
Sincerely,
nadra