We're fucking maniacs.
Last night I went to see John Maus at The Croft, amazing gig. He's mega mega mega hot. And he is way intense, great gig, nice atmosphere, nothing rowdy or anything. THEN after it finished, some slightly bald, fat guy with glasses who wasn't even there for the gig got completely naked! First i jthought he was some 'drunken yob but and his friend was trying to stop him being
naked and he's yelling at his friend "yeah i'll show them my willy, i'll show them ALL!" i was like, this is the best night out ever! then the guy sits down at the table he came from and starts WANKING!!!!!!!!!!!!! so he was wanking or a good minute but remained flaccid and his friend who was this tall black guy with a tall afro and flip flops was trying to stop him and he's really angry and stuff (the naked guy), he's all like "fuck off, where's my fucking rugby shirt????????!!!!???????" then for some reason he's really angry toward benny casey and tries to glass him or one of them anyway (jamie bracken lobb, rob chuvauaaeiuoz, rich 1 & rich 2 are also there) then rich (brown) shouts at him that his rugby shirt is on the floor and he's a cunt and the guy tries to whack them all over the head with a skateboard!!! then his mate with the afro hair tries to control him again and but just gets wrestled to the ground and his flip flops come flying off! at this point john maus leaves looking mildy distressed (but not even half as distressed as he looks when singing his own songs). then the guy goes back to the table he was at, rips it up into the air, smashes everything on it, deliberately cuts himself on the glass i think and i noticed he already had a bandage on his hand or arm but there was blood and stuff. gareth at the croft was on his phone to the police and then the guy put the window through with his arm/head, you know the side glass after you come through the first door and pay but before the second door. i dunno where he went after that but he left his shoes and his friend paid for the glass on the croft card machine (lol). by the way he acted i think he was used to it. i think it can only be described as someone having a major manic episode. apparently it started just because someone asked him for a light.
naked and he's yelling at his friend "yeah i'll show them my willy, i'll show them ALL!" i was like, this is the best night out ever! then the guy sits down at the table he came from and starts WANKING!!!!!!!!!!!!! so he was wanking or a good minute but remained flaccid and his friend who was this tall black guy with a tall afro and flip flops was trying to stop him and he's really angry and stuff (the naked guy), he's all like "fuck off, where's my fucking rugby shirt????????!!!!???????" then for some reason he's really angry toward benny casey and tries to glass him or one of them anyway (jamie bracken lobb, rob chuvauaaeiuoz, rich 1 & rich 2 are also there) then rich (brown) shouts at him that his rugby shirt is on the floor and he's a cunt and the guy tries to whack them all over the head with a skateboard!!! then his mate with the afro hair tries to control him again and but just gets wrestled to the ground and his flip flops come flying off! at this point john maus leaves looking mildy distressed (but not even half as distressed as he looks when singing his own songs). then the guy goes back to the table he was at, rips it up into the air, smashes everything on it, deliberately cuts himself on the glass i think and i noticed he already had a bandage on his hand or arm but there was blood and stuff. gareth at the croft was on his phone to the police and then the guy put the window through with his arm/head, you know the side glass after you come through the first door and pay but before the second door. i dunno where he went after that but he left his shoes and his friend paid for the glass on the croft card machine (lol). by the way he acted i think he was used to it. i think it can only be described as someone having a major manic episode. apparently it started just because someone asked him for a light.