DD horoscopes.
In a post in epee_girl's journal, I told Rory some characteristics about Taurus, starsign both the great Roger and I share, and I started wondering... What do the stars say about the DD guys???
Roger
Taurus and Sex
Taurus is one alluring package, thanks in part to their love of beautiful things. Those lucky enough to snare this lover will find that the best, amazingly, has been hidden from view! In private, the Bull is an intense partner, and one quite happy to have sensual encounters go on all night long. The Energizer Bunny of the Zodiac has arrived! These days and nights of play should be punctuated with conversation, fantasies, seduction, even a few edible treats, the better to create the perfect mood. Sex as a release from the more practical aspects of life is often all the Bull wants. If this play date can be scheduled for Taurus's beloved home, all the better, since comfort is always on the Bull's mind.
John and Nick
Gemini and Sex
The Twins aren't asking for much, just someone who will stimulate their mind for a great time. Of course, those mental hijinks need to have a bit of follow-through, so a lover with variety on their mind will score a perfect 10. That said, a quickie in the back seat of a fast car is just what the doctor ordered on some days. Face it, this sign is versatile! Most of all, though, sex is a mental sport for Gemini. The act begins in the head and works its way down and around. Gemini is always in search of the perfect lover and the perfect sexual experience. Once they (hopefully) find it, they will want, and give, stimulation to all the senses, for sight, sound and touch are all important. Bottom line: The Twins want something different and something complete. Not too much to ask, right?
Simon
Scorpio and Sex
The Sex God of the Zodiac has quite a lot to live up to! The Scorpion does just that, thank you very much. The sexual prowess and drive of those born under this sign is legendary. Scorpions smolder with every come-hither look, alluring wink of an eye and mysterious stare. If you want to ride a tiger to an emotional and sexual crescendo, jump on the curvy back of the sleek Scorpion. The Scorpio lover has an almost hypernatural libido, and loves giving sensual pleasure, although receiving it is nice, too. Variety as the spice of life is the golden rule here, and Scorpio loves to choreograph the scene for maximum mutual satisfaction. Any lover stepping into this lair best be ready, since keeping up is a must. Scorpions adore a lover who can go on forever, the perfect gift for this truly sexual being. If that lover brings some toys along, things will be tied up oh-so-neatly. Ooh.
Andy
Aquarius and Sex
As befits an Air sign, Aquarians tend to approach sex via the mind. If they can share and discuss their thoughts with their lover, matters in bed will be greatly enhanced. Their natural curiosity will also lead them to experiment with creative play between the sheets, so watch out! Pushing the envelope is a natural response for these folks, and they'll continually test the waters for ever greater pleasures. A delicious mystery lurks beneath the surface of these oft-controlled souls, and the lover who can call their bluff is in for a wild ride. The issue of mind vs. body, and which is more important, is also with the Water Bearer. A lover who can convince them of the pleasure principle will set this sexual being free.
source: http://love.astrology.com/
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We all have sexual fantasms. The fact is so evident that there's no need to demonstrate it or to ask Freud to confirm it.
However, because of social conventions and other factors, our sexual fantasms are most of the time unavowable and remain shrouded in the innermost layers of our subconscious. We are very rarely aware of them, yet they never cease to condition our actions and reactions.
This article is designed to bring to light your probable sexual fantasms according to your Chinese astral sign. Once you get conscious of them, you may feel more comfortable psychologically as you become less foreign to yourself.
Applied to DD:
John and Roger - Rat
This woman whom you wait for is somewhat your sister. There's nothing incestuous here, be reassured! No, the one who haunts your dreams is your double, your twin, your accomplice, your alter ego. Yes, it's the one who resembles you; the one who will guess your moods and go ahead of your desires; the one who will know how to laugh and play with you; the one who will take you by the hand to pull you into a universe of childlike loves, which are of course sensual but also dreamy and free, a universe where everything is permitted because, actually, when one is a child, nothing is really important, nothing is really perverse, nothing is really forbidden.
The woman of your fantasms resembles Columbine. Light, young, even very young, slim, and somewhat androgynous, she is one of those laughing, ironical adolescents, who provoke without meaning it, who excite as one plays, and who go into raptures with reticence as if they guessed that by letting themselves indulge in pleasure they would lose this freedom and this lightness which make up their charm. She is the soubrette who hides her wild laughters behind her roguish hand, or the cool and attentive student who wears round glasses in order to study an old text. She is also the beginning journalist in quest of a scoop, who masks her inexperience behind sophisticated manners; or the pretty bookseller who blushes while selling you impudent texts. She is young and shy, but you'll know how to tame her, to reassure and initiate her, you'll know how to make an ideal lover out of her, even though you may have to model her according to your desires.
Simon - Dog *SNORT*
One finds in you exactingness and rigor, aristocratic pride and revolt against the flesh. But one can also find in you a fascination for downfall. The beings who crowd your fantasms are eagles who soar far above quagmires, but sometimes also lost creatures coming from the dregs of society. They hover between wisdom and depravation, between power and enslavement. They pull you towards the highest summits or bottomless abysses, they tear you away from the comfortable half-measures which you reject.
The woman who illuminates your nights is either aristocratic or miserable. She is the triumphant chairwoman of the board, the deputy who hardly distinguishes you among her billboards, the writer promised for the Nobel Prize, or the university professor who corrects your copies. She can also be a queen or duchess. However, beware! Your queens are cruel and remote. Near one of them, you are not the adored lover but the man-servant whom, perhaps one day, she will summon to her couch. There's masochism in here, but a kind of masochism that does not last: when you approach her, this inaccessible creature will come down from her pedestal and give herself to all your desires... She can also be a lost woman, or a beggar wandering on sidewalks. It's then you who will save her!
Nicholas - Tiger *MEOW*
You try to hide it for fear of passing for an unyielding macho, but the fact is that strength fascinates you. Of course, you put on civilized airs, you can even show yourself very much refined and evolved, but deep down in you lies dormant an instinctive being, who likes power, fight, and even brutality. Your often excessive fantasms worry you. But you are wrong, for there's absolutely nothing perverse or sadistic in you. Those images of violence which attract you and in which you sometimes delight secretly are simply for you the expression of life's energy and force. They strictly have nothing morbid. If you secretly dream of tall, flaxen-haired conquerors blithely raping their lovely prisoners, or of muscular policemen on their huge motorcycles, you've nevertheless no taste for destruction.
The woman of your fantasms is not a tender one. Free and strong, she goes from challenge to challenge, from conquest to conquest. She resembles Diana, the Roman goddess of hunting, or an amazon wielding a sword. She is also a muscular and well-trained sport champion, or else a superb leather-clad motorcyclist who races you on the speedway. But if she attracts you as a magnet does, it's because you dream of taming her. The fight will be rough, but you will triumph, and she will eventually coil up at your feet, purring like a well tamed lioness.
Andy - Ox *grins*
You are now living in a civilized world. And yet, your fantasms take their roots in an archaic universe, an intact and forgotten universe, a universe where human beings are still connected to nature, in which people live according to the rhythm of the seasons, where one is near to wild animals and the huge forest of the origins. The woman of your dreams is a primeval being, a being who hardly emerges from animality, a being who lives in harmony with the world, plants, trees, beasts, and the forces of the earth. This primitive, powerful and sensual being knows all the secrets of amorous ecstasy. She can show herself brutal without meaning it. But there's in her neither violence nor wickedness.
Who is she, this woman of your fantasms, the one who resembles an archaic goddess, who is all at the same time a mistress of nature, a high priestess of pleasure, a sensual young woman with a full-bloomed shape, as well as a fecund and protecting mother? Is she a hetaera, a sacred prostitute, or an enamored geisha? A high-class courtesan whose beauty and art of loving everyone admires but who hides an innocent and loving soul under her paints? Or also a wild and enthralling beauty, a peasant who is at the same time humble and all-powerful, capable of initiating you into ecstasies for which you've lost the taste? One thing is sure in any case: your ideal woman is well in flesh, her generous bosom promises tenderness, and her wide hips are made to love. Voluptuous and amorous, she ignores all modesties, all taboos. And, as she unites power and tenderness, savagery and gentleness, you guess that she will know how to reveal all kinds of pleasures to you.
Thanks epee_girl for your help!:D
Roger
Taurus and Sex
Taurus is one alluring package, thanks in part to their love of beautiful things. Those lucky enough to snare this lover will find that the best, amazingly, has been hidden from view! In private, the Bull is an intense partner, and one quite happy to have sensual encounters go on all night long. The Energizer Bunny of the Zodiac has arrived! These days and nights of play should be punctuated with conversation, fantasies, seduction, even a few edible treats, the better to create the perfect mood. Sex as a release from the more practical aspects of life is often all the Bull wants. If this play date can be scheduled for Taurus's beloved home, all the better, since comfort is always on the Bull's mind.
John and Nick
Gemini and Sex
The Twins aren't asking for much, just someone who will stimulate their mind for a great time. Of course, those mental hijinks need to have a bit of follow-through, so a lover with variety on their mind will score a perfect 10. That said, a quickie in the back seat of a fast car is just what the doctor ordered on some days. Face it, this sign is versatile! Most of all, though, sex is a mental sport for Gemini. The act begins in the head and works its way down and around. Gemini is always in search of the perfect lover and the perfect sexual experience. Once they (hopefully) find it, they will want, and give, stimulation to all the senses, for sight, sound and touch are all important. Bottom line: The Twins want something different and something complete. Not too much to ask, right?
Simon
Scorpio and Sex
The Sex God of the Zodiac has quite a lot to live up to! The Scorpion does just that, thank you very much. The sexual prowess and drive of those born under this sign is legendary. Scorpions smolder with every come-hither look, alluring wink of an eye and mysterious stare. If you want to ride a tiger to an emotional and sexual crescendo, jump on the curvy back of the sleek Scorpion. The Scorpio lover has an almost hypernatural libido, and loves giving sensual pleasure, although receiving it is nice, too. Variety as the spice of life is the golden rule here, and Scorpio loves to choreograph the scene for maximum mutual satisfaction. Any lover stepping into this lair best be ready, since keeping up is a must. Scorpions adore a lover who can go on forever, the perfect gift for this truly sexual being. If that lover brings some toys along, things will be tied up oh-so-neatly. Ooh.
Andy
Aquarius and Sex
As befits an Air sign, Aquarians tend to approach sex via the mind. If they can share and discuss their thoughts with their lover, matters in bed will be greatly enhanced. Their natural curiosity will also lead them to experiment with creative play between the sheets, so watch out! Pushing the envelope is a natural response for these folks, and they'll continually test the waters for ever greater pleasures. A delicious mystery lurks beneath the surface of these oft-controlled souls, and the lover who can call their bluff is in for a wild ride. The issue of mind vs. body, and which is more important, is also with the Water Bearer. A lover who can convince them of the pleasure principle will set this sexual being free.
source: http://love.astrology.com/
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We all have sexual fantasms. The fact is so evident that there's no need to demonstrate it or to ask Freud to confirm it.
However, because of social conventions and other factors, our sexual fantasms are most of the time unavowable and remain shrouded in the innermost layers of our subconscious. We are very rarely aware of them, yet they never cease to condition our actions and reactions.
This article is designed to bring to light your probable sexual fantasms according to your Chinese astral sign. Once you get conscious of them, you may feel more comfortable psychologically as you become less foreign to yourself.
Applied to DD:
John and Roger - Rat
This woman whom you wait for is somewhat your sister. There's nothing incestuous here, be reassured! No, the one who haunts your dreams is your double, your twin, your accomplice, your alter ego. Yes, it's the one who resembles you; the one who will guess your moods and go ahead of your desires; the one who will know how to laugh and play with you; the one who will take you by the hand to pull you into a universe of childlike loves, which are of course sensual but also dreamy and free, a universe where everything is permitted because, actually, when one is a child, nothing is really important, nothing is really perverse, nothing is really forbidden.
The woman of your fantasms resembles Columbine. Light, young, even very young, slim, and somewhat androgynous, she is one of those laughing, ironical adolescents, who provoke without meaning it, who excite as one plays, and who go into raptures with reticence as if they guessed that by letting themselves indulge in pleasure they would lose this freedom and this lightness which make up their charm. She is the soubrette who hides her wild laughters behind her roguish hand, or the cool and attentive student who wears round glasses in order to study an old text. She is also the beginning journalist in quest of a scoop, who masks her inexperience behind sophisticated manners; or the pretty bookseller who blushes while selling you impudent texts. She is young and shy, but you'll know how to tame her, to reassure and initiate her, you'll know how to make an ideal lover out of her, even though you may have to model her according to your desires.
Simon - Dog *SNORT*
One finds in you exactingness and rigor, aristocratic pride and revolt against the flesh. But one can also find in you a fascination for downfall. The beings who crowd your fantasms are eagles who soar far above quagmires, but sometimes also lost creatures coming from the dregs of society. They hover between wisdom and depravation, between power and enslavement. They pull you towards the highest summits or bottomless abysses, they tear you away from the comfortable half-measures which you reject.
The woman who illuminates your nights is either aristocratic or miserable. She is the triumphant chairwoman of the board, the deputy who hardly distinguishes you among her billboards, the writer promised for the Nobel Prize, or the university professor who corrects your copies. She can also be a queen or duchess. However, beware! Your queens are cruel and remote. Near one of them, you are not the adored lover but the man-servant whom, perhaps one day, she will summon to her couch. There's masochism in here, but a kind of masochism that does not last: when you approach her, this inaccessible creature will come down from her pedestal and give herself to all your desires... She can also be a lost woman, or a beggar wandering on sidewalks. It's then you who will save her!
Nicholas - Tiger *MEOW*
You try to hide it for fear of passing for an unyielding macho, but the fact is that strength fascinates you. Of course, you put on civilized airs, you can even show yourself very much refined and evolved, but deep down in you lies dormant an instinctive being, who likes power, fight, and even brutality. Your often excessive fantasms worry you. But you are wrong, for there's absolutely nothing perverse or sadistic in you. Those images of violence which attract you and in which you sometimes delight secretly are simply for you the expression of life's energy and force. They strictly have nothing morbid. If you secretly dream of tall, flaxen-haired conquerors blithely raping their lovely prisoners, or of muscular policemen on their huge motorcycles, you've nevertheless no taste for destruction.
The woman of your fantasms is not a tender one. Free and strong, she goes from challenge to challenge, from conquest to conquest. She resembles Diana, the Roman goddess of hunting, or an amazon wielding a sword. She is also a muscular and well-trained sport champion, or else a superb leather-clad motorcyclist who races you on the speedway. But if she attracts you as a magnet does, it's because you dream of taming her. The fight will be rough, but you will triumph, and she will eventually coil up at your feet, purring like a well tamed lioness.
Andy - Ox *grins*
You are now living in a civilized world. And yet, your fantasms take their roots in an archaic universe, an intact and forgotten universe, a universe where human beings are still connected to nature, in which people live according to the rhythm of the seasons, where one is near to wild animals and the huge forest of the origins. The woman of your dreams is a primeval being, a being who hardly emerges from animality, a being who lives in harmony with the world, plants, trees, beasts, and the forces of the earth. This primitive, powerful and sensual being knows all the secrets of amorous ecstasy. She can show herself brutal without meaning it. But there's in her neither violence nor wickedness.
Who is she, this woman of your fantasms, the one who resembles an archaic goddess, who is all at the same time a mistress of nature, a high priestess of pleasure, a sensual young woman with a full-bloomed shape, as well as a fecund and protecting mother? Is she a hetaera, a sacred prostitute, or an enamored geisha? A high-class courtesan whose beauty and art of loving everyone admires but who hides an innocent and loving soul under her paints? Or also a wild and enthralling beauty, a peasant who is at the same time humble and all-powerful, capable of initiating you into ecstasies for which you've lost the taste? One thing is sure in any case: your ideal woman is well in flesh, her generous bosom promises tenderness, and her wide hips are made to love. Voluptuous and amorous, she ignores all modesties, all taboos. And, as she unites power and tenderness, savagery and gentleness, you guess that she will know how to reveal all kinds of pleasures to you.
Thanks epee_girl for your help!:D