The Hittable 15.
Stolen from lamia_bastet's journal.
I had a bit of a problem with this one... first of all, I had to pick only 15 men (XD), and then find the right pictures. And this wasn't going to work with the wrong pictures! :P
#1 - John Taylor
The man. Probably one of the few men who's managed to look sexy for the past thirty years. I used to hate chest hair until this guy came along. Don't get me wrong, I still hate it, but I love it in him. XDD
#2 - Timo Hildebrand
My favourite blond in the whole world. XD A quick close up after a game of the 2006 World Cup was enough to have me asking "Umm... I wonder who that hot blond is?" :P He deserves his place in this list (he didn't get #1 simply because JT is there and JT is God, so... :P), but since he seems to have turned into an exhibitionist of sorts lately, #2 is perfect. Until he shows us some frontal nudity, that's it. XDDD
#3 - Tobias Sammet
Talented, flamboyant, with a weird taste in clothes... what is there not to love? :P And to top it all, he's funny. Marry me, Tobi? XD I swear I won't throw away that t-shirt of your that says "I love you this much!" XD
#4 - Orlando Bloom
*sigh* I had almost forgotten how good he looked in this picture. I don't remember how it is that I got interested in him, but I remember annoying everyone with my obsession. Especially dyoselin. By the way, Jocey, remember that comment I made once, promising undying fidelity to Orlando? And what you saud to me about it? You know me all too well. XD
#5 - Joe Perry
The sex. That he is. One day I'll understand what it is that makes me moan out loud whenever he shows up on TV, but for now, I'll enjoy it. :P
And he reminds me of Orlando Bloom, so there you have a connection in the list. :P
#6 - Sean Bean
This man could do whatever he pleased with me, and I wouldn't mind. XD Like I told lamia_bastet, he's the image of sin in my head.
Not to mention that he's probably Timo Hildebrand's secret father. XDD I mean, look at the eyes! Neither he or Timo are smiling in the pictures I posted here, but they have the same smile! *insert X Files music here*
#7 - Alessandro Del Piero
Italian footballer, teenage crush, my mum still tells me "Look, Delpi's on TV!" whenever she sees him. :P The man with the longest eyelashes I've ever seen (not that they show in this picture), and a thing for running around the pitch in those tight things footballers wear under their jerseys.
#8 - Tuomas Holopainen
Viking. Finnish. Enough said. The mastermind behind Nightwish, born on December 25th (he's the Messiah, I insist :P), and my favourite Crusader after Orlando Bloom. XD
#9 - Nicky Byrne
The man that made start writing fan fiction, he of the cheeky grin and very noticeable bulge. Oh, those were the days... *thinks of all the fun she had at Westfantasy* :P And by the way, no, I didn't like him because of the bulge. XDD
#10 - Marko Paasikoski
Another Finnish Viking. Enough said. Sonata Arctica's bassist, he's got eyes that make me go all GAH. :P
#11 - Duncan James
Popstar extraordinare, I discovered him during my boyband days. :) I remember the day I saw Blue performing at the Queen's Jubilee, with him wearing the Tony Manero-like suit, and then making the simple act of taking his hat off look sexy in a duet with Tom Jones. :P I swear, Dunk... one day I'll write that story that I have in mind... one day... :P
#12 - Percy Montgomery
I owe this one to my mother (yes, like mother, like daughter XD). Since she watches every single sports event on TV, she discovered Percy while he played the Rugby World Cup in 2007 with South Africa. Not a huge fan of big muscles, I could make an exception just for him. :P
#13 - Robert Pattinson
onsafety will be so proud! XDD He made Edward Cullen real for me, and he did it in a very nice way. And managed to distract me from the glittery thing just because he showed some skin. And because he has a beautiful smile. :P
#14 - Ville Valo
Another Finnish Viking! (See the pattern here? :P) Singer of HIM, I first noticed him when Much Music started playing "Wicked Game" like eight years ago (eight years already? *freaks out*). If such things as vampires exist, he's definitely one of them. And he can bite me whenever he pleases. ;)
#15 - James Taylor (aka James Cantone)
I'm so going to Hell for this... Oh no, wait... he's not a minor anymore! XDDD James happens to be Roger Taylor's (DD's drummer) son. And is in a band (The Electric City) with Andy Taylor's (former DD's guitar player) son Andy. He's almost illegaly young, but who cares? XDD
Ummm... it's past 2AM here. I think I should go to bed now and stop the rambling. XD
I had a bit of a problem with this one... first of all, I had to pick only 15 men (XD), and then find the right pictures. And this wasn't going to work with the wrong pictures! :P
#1 - John Taylor
The man. Probably one of the few men who's managed to look sexy for the past thirty years. I used to hate chest hair until this guy came along. Don't get me wrong, I still hate it, but I love it in him. XDD
#2 - Timo Hildebrand
My favourite blond in the whole world. XD A quick close up after a game of the 2006 World Cup was enough to have me asking "Umm... I wonder who that hot blond is?" :P He deserves his place in this list (he didn't get #1 simply because JT is there and JT is God, so... :P), but since he seems to have turned into an exhibitionist of sorts lately, #2 is perfect. Until he shows us some frontal nudity, that's it. XDDD
#3 - Tobias Sammet
Talented, flamboyant, with a weird taste in clothes... what is there not to love? :P And to top it all, he's funny. Marry me, Tobi? XD I swear I won't throw away that t-shirt of your that says "I love you this much!" XD
#4 - Orlando Bloom
*sigh* I had almost forgotten how good he looked in this picture. I don't remember how it is that I got interested in him, but I remember annoying everyone with my obsession. Especially dyoselin. By the way, Jocey, remember that comment I made once, promising undying fidelity to Orlando? And what you saud to me about it? You know me all too well. XD
#5 - Joe Perry
The sex. That he is. One day I'll understand what it is that makes me moan out loud whenever he shows up on TV, but for now, I'll enjoy it. :P
And he reminds me of Orlando Bloom, so there you have a connection in the list. :P
#6 - Sean Bean
This man could do whatever he pleased with me, and I wouldn't mind. XD Like I told lamia_bastet, he's the image of sin in my head.
Not to mention that he's probably Timo Hildebrand's secret father. XDD I mean, look at the eyes! Neither he or Timo are smiling in the pictures I posted here, but they have the same smile! *insert X Files music here*
#7 - Alessandro Del Piero
Italian footballer, teenage crush, my mum still tells me "Look, Delpi's on TV!" whenever she sees him. :P The man with the longest eyelashes I've ever seen (not that they show in this picture), and a thing for running around the pitch in those tight things footballers wear under their jerseys.
#8 - Tuomas Holopainen
Viking. Finnish. Enough said. The mastermind behind Nightwish, born on December 25th (he's the Messiah, I insist :P), and my favourite Crusader after Orlando Bloom. XD
#9 - Nicky Byrne
The man that made start writing fan fiction, he of the cheeky grin and very noticeable bulge. Oh, those were the days... *thinks of all the fun she had at Westfantasy* :P And by the way, no, I didn't like him because of the bulge. XDD
#10 - Marko Paasikoski
Another Finnish Viking. Enough said. Sonata Arctica's bassist, he's got eyes that make me go all GAH. :P
#11 - Duncan James
Popstar extraordinare, I discovered him during my boyband days. :) I remember the day I saw Blue performing at the Queen's Jubilee, with him wearing the Tony Manero-like suit, and then making the simple act of taking his hat off look sexy in a duet with Tom Jones. :P I swear, Dunk... one day I'll write that story that I have in mind... one day... :P
#12 - Percy Montgomery
I owe this one to my mother (yes, like mother, like daughter XD). Since she watches every single sports event on TV, she discovered Percy while he played the Rugby World Cup in 2007 with South Africa. Not a huge fan of big muscles, I could make an exception just for him. :P
#13 - Robert Pattinson
onsafety will be so proud! XDD He made Edward Cullen real for me, and he did it in a very nice way. And managed to distract me from the glittery thing just because he showed some skin. And because he has a beautiful smile. :P
#14 - Ville Valo
Another Finnish Viking! (See the pattern here? :P) Singer of HIM, I first noticed him when Much Music started playing "Wicked Game" like eight years ago (eight years already? *freaks out*). If such things as vampires exist, he's definitely one of them. And he can bite me whenever he pleases. ;)
#15 - James Taylor (aka James Cantone)
I'm so going to Hell for this... Oh no, wait... he's not a minor anymore! XDDD James happens to be Roger Taylor's (DD's drummer) son. And is in a band (The Electric City) with Andy Taylor's (former DD's guitar player) son Andy. He's almost illegaly young, but who cares? XDD
Ummm... it's past 2AM here. I think I should go to bed now and stop the rambling. XD